K15: You'll never believe this.
Fred: Sure they will.
Me: Oh brother. Thanks a lot Fred.
Fred: I'm good at that.
Me: Anyway, so this came to me while RP… role-playing, with Brucas4eve last night. So of course some of the credit goes to her.
Fred: And a
cookie.
Me: Yes Fred, and a cookie. Anyway, so enjoy the chapter…
thing. Later. K15
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter… nope.
PS- I have no idea when this takes place, but I'm sure it doesn't deal with DH… and if it does. Well you know the drill.
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Fred walked around the rooms. He couldn't remember what he was doing, which is exactly what George planned from the beginning. By now, Mrs. Weasley had gotten used to the fact that Fred and George would test new items on themselves while at the Burrow. She could accept that as long as it wasn't on any of her other children, or even on Harry and Hermione.
Fred's look screamed, "I'm confused!" But as usual he wore that grin on his face, the one that said that he was having a blast. It was a simple new "toy". It allowed the user to walk around in a daze-confused state for about a half an hour. It was fun to get out of class, because you knew were you were but your answers claimed other wise.
Hermione spun around as Fred walked in. "FRED!" She shrieked covering herself up with her blue towel.
Fred turned around, a light red blush covering his face. "Sorry Hermione, I thought this was my room." Fred apologized.
"Seriously?"
"No, I actually thought Ginny was in here." Fred answered truthfully. He hated this new toy; it caused him to actually tell the truth. He was going to kill George for this.
Hermione smiled as she began to change, slowly. She didn't trust Fred. "So, why are you really here?"
"George and I created this new prank item that confuses people, and allows them to walk around being, well confused." Fred answered. "It also allows me to tell the truth."
Hermione smiled. "Fun, so I have a question for you."
"Ask away, I can only answer truthfully for about another minute." Thank God, Fred thought.
"Why test it on yourself?"
"Because we can't test it on anyone else, and we are men of our words." This caused Hermione to chuckle. "I've been wandering around for about the past hour looking like an idiot. It was my turn to test on myself, George gets the next one."
"Interesting." Hermione muttered. She slipped her pink shirt over her head and smiled. She could use this to her advantage. "Would you ever test it on me?"
"I wouldn't, but I'm sure George would." Fred moved his right arm and only got his left leg to move. He cursed George for even inventing an item for messing up your senses. He figured he had about twenty seconds left. He couldn't wait to get out of there and report George what he had discovered.
"Why wouldn't you?"
Fred began to sweat profusely as he tried to fight the charm (Curse is more like it, Fred thought). He blinked his eyes rapidly a couple of times and didn't turn towards her as he quickly muttered the reason.
"I'm sorry, can I get you to speak up? I couldn't hear you."
She was doing this on purpose; he knew he couldn't fight the charm. She was the smartest witch of their age, and she was using her knowledge to gain more. Fred let out a small whimper as he counted down the remaining seconds in his head.
"Because," he spoke up (five, four, three), "I actually." He paused and counted down the last two seconds. Two… two and half… one! "Great to have this conversation with you Hermione, I'll have to do it again sometime." He then Apparated away.
Hermione fell onto Ginny's bed and let out a puff of disappointment. She surely thought he was going to say something along the lines of because I like you. But then again who would? She was just a know-it-all-bookworm.
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Fred leaned against his door breathing hard. He didn't even notice the stare he was receiving from his twin brother. He was trying to regain his breath and put his heart back down in the right place. It was too close for Fred's comfort.
"What's your problem?" George demanded.
"I've spent the last five minutes of the Confuzled stage talking to Hermione."
"How did you get to Hermione's room?"
"Did you know she was naked?"
George started to crack up. "You walked in on her naked?"
"Yeah, you never saw those pictures I painted didja?" Fred questioned.
"No, but I overheard Hermione telling Ginny about them." George smirked. "So she posed naked for you?"
Fred threw a shoe at his twin's head. "Of course not!"
"What happened?"
"She posed in her Hogwarts uniform, and she was hot."
George still continued to laugh. "We are talking about the same Hermione right?"
"Yeah." Fred answered. Looking around the room. "Our room is a mess."
"Oh contraire, your half of the room is a mess." George pointed out. "And that shoe hurt."
"When we perfect this Confuzled, it's going to be your turn to test it out."
"So did she…"
Fred picked up what looked like to be the other shoe to the one he just threw and threw it at his brother. "I refuse to test that thing any more too."
"Oh c'mon, it's not that bad is it?" He (George) smirked. "You got to see Bushy naked."
"And she blushed through the whole thing. She's not bushy any more Gred." Fred scolded.
"Well, now that's what you say." George continued to smirk. "Now what does…"
"Damn it George, for once in your life why don't you…" Fred pulled out his wand and summoned the pictures Hermione hadn't taken from the back of the shop. "These are what the final pictures looked like. Tell me, she doesn't…"
"Holy shit, you got her to pose like that?" George couldn't help but stare at the pictures. "I look damn sexy in that picture." He said admiring himself.
Fred shook his head and motioned it towards the middle one. "This is the one I was mentioning about."
"Mate, it looks like you had a good shag, not a good snog." George pointed out. "I love the way you can paint. I'm jealous. I can only draw stick figures."
"That's what sets apart. You write well…" George threw his hands over Fred's mouth. He kept them there until he felt a lick.
"That's gross." He wiped it all over his pants. "So tell me about this whole shagging session with Hermione. Is that the real reason you walked in on her naked?"
Fred waved his wand again, causing his other half to flinch. The pictures were gone before George could look at them again. "Fine, if you must know, I couldn't control myself and we shagged on Ginny's bed. What do you think?"
"I think you love…" George was suddenly thrown against the wall. "Okay, nothing happened when you walked in on Hermione naked." He finally agreed.
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K15: Okay so now you all know the tale of how Fred walked in on Hermione naked. I refer to this scene a whole lot.
Fred: Yeah.
Me: Anyway, I enjoyed this chapter. Even though it didn't turn out the way I wanted it. But this is what happened. There's also a scene I refer to a whole lot… it's a George/Luna. (I kinda support them, but more George/Katie) You'll see when I do that chapter next, because there is Fred/Hermione part in it. Gotta love the Nargels. Later. K15
