Tell Rachel that she and Marco are the perfect couple.

Give Marco grief about not being able to pick up chicks

Worse yet, make them read Ax/Tobias. (They're related, that's just gross!)

Treat Toby like a two-year old.

Remind Tobias that his Daddy's dead.

Heck, remind Tobias of his life.

Keep David as a pet and dress him up in little ballerina dresses.

Ignore his thought speak.

Tell everyone that poor Visser Three is just misunderstood.

For that matter, Taylor too.

Tell all the animorphs that they have a horrible sense of style. (You'd have to see the show for that one.)

Talk about nothing but food around a Taxxon.

Tell everyone that David's back, but refuse to tell them how or where he is.

Put Jake into counseling because he has a 'drug problem'.

Tell Tom that his brother is actually his mortal enemy.

Kill Rachel. (That polar bear's gonna DIE!)

Call the morphing technology Magical.

Tell the andalites that they're not really smart and all their theories and beliefs are wrong.

Tell Ax that magic is real and technology is the fake.

Call Tobias birdboy, or better yet, Hawkumandalite.

Tell him that he needs a more andalite name

Sing 'Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!'

Tell Jake that a lion beats a tiger hands-down every time.

Remind Rachel that yes, a golden eagle will take down an owl every time too.

Tell V1 that V3 wants her bad.