51. When V1 lowers her dracon beam, (for #50) yell "Oh no! A flashlight! What am I ever going to do?"
52. Tell the pemalites that they're 'good little doggies.'
53. Try to have a conversation about modern technology with a dog.
54. Keep asking why on each and every book cover, the animorphs look like different people.
55. While you're at it, ask them exactly how old they are and why they looked like they were at least twenty in the show.
56. When Rachel attacks you, (probably for the second, third or fourth time,) call animal control and get her grizzly butt transported out of there.
57. Call them all 'one-person zoos'
58. Eat Tobias.
59. Teach the hork-bajir every swear word and tell them it means something else, then call the animorphs over to see it.
60. Squish a yeerk under your shoe. (Always wanted to do that.)
61. Make comparisons to MIB and ask them where their 'flashy thing' is.
62. Eat large amounts of meat in front of them.
63. Write Tobias/Taylor.(Poor Tobias)
64. Point and laugh at Ax, due to his 'hairdo' (See tv show)
65. Hum the theme song 24/7
66. Get a shirt that says 'I'm with the andalite bandit.' Walk around with the Animorphs.
67. Become a voluntary host.
68. Write a Mary-Sue where you're the newest animorph member.
69. Make yourself an estreen.
70. Steal one of the girl's boyfriends. (C'mon, there's two left. Can't you just go for Marco or Ax?)
71. Suggest that they actually are all completely nuts, and they're in padded cells.
72. Free Nora (Marco's dad's new girlfriend. You know, the math teacher) and watch the horrible love triangle unfold.
73. Point out that in the books, Rachel was allergic to the crocodile, NOT Cassie.
74. Tell Cassie that she should be more like Rachel.
75. Tell Rachel that she should be more like Cassie.
A/N: And that's that. One more installment to come. Feel free to tell me your own and I'll add them on .
