Setting – AU – Spike and Willow meet up with two very interesting women and possibly fall in love. Read more to find out. FanFic told from each characters POV.


Spike got outside, and followed their scent around the corner, and stopped dead, before he bumped into both of their behinds.

Kay and Valerie turned their heads, and said "Hey", in unison.

"So, how we gonna do this? Stakes or fireballs?" Valerie whispered.

"Fireballs? Ain't that kinda cheating?" Kay replied.

Valerie shrugged a dunno.

"How am I gonna practice if I don't use a stake?" Kay whispered back.

"Ok, will somebody please tell me what the bloody hell is going on? And who are you two?" Spike said a little too loud.


Kay put a finger to his lips to quieten him, and felt a little jolt of electricity go through her. Spike blinked, and his eyes widened a little. But in a flash, the look was gone so quick, Kay doubted it had even been there in the first place.

They all turned their attention back to the badly dressed vampire in question, who was now beginning to get pretty close to his slutty dressed dancing companion.

Kay bent down and hitched up her long black skirt, so Valerie and Spike could both see up to her thighs. And, she pulled out a stake.

"Jesus", cursed Spike, "Ain't that a bit of a dangerous place to keep one of those?"

"Only if somebody sits on me!", she said with a cheeky grin.

Valerie rolled her eyes!

Kay with her stake in her hand crept forward, with Valerie following wearily behind. Spike had a 'wonder what's gonna happen?' look on his face, and stayed behind Valerie.

Crunch! Kay lifted one of her boot clad feet, as the badly dressed vamp turned and looked right at her. There was a piece of glass under her boot.

"Ooops!" she said.

"Well, Miss Smartass, what now?" Valerie inquired in a voice thick with sarcasm. She crossed her arms across her chest and waited to see what the younger witch would come up with this time. Behind her, Spike let out an exasperated sigh and stepped around the both of them, gently pushing them back into the relative safety of the alley wall.

He met the other Vamp halfway down the alley and stopped his forward momentum with a hand flat to the chest. "I don't think so, Mate," he began. Before he could say another word, the shorter, younger, and much less experienced Vampire spun and kicked Spike in the abdomen, forcing him back a few feet and landing him on his ass.

Spike immediately arched his back and sprung to a standing position, now thoroughly pissed. The other demon tried to work around for another kick, just as Spike took him by the throat and lifted him off the pavement.

"What the bloody hell do you think you're up to?" he growled as he felt his face shift into demon visage. "These birds are with me, and as such, will not be available for your dining pleasure this evening." He shook the body he was holding a bit to push the point home even further.

"Damn, Spike, put me down," he gurgled. Even though there was no need for breathing, it still hurt like hell being manhandled this way.

"So, you know who I am. And you're still stupid enough to attack me?", and growled through gritted teeth.

Kay casually walked up to Spike and handed him her stake.

"Thanks, ooh, and you warmed it up for me, thanks!" he grinned back.

Kay blushed, but stayed by his side. Valerie walked up, and stood next to Kay.

"Spi…," but the vamps words where cut off, as Spike suddenly thrust the stake into his chest.

"There, done and dusted!" he declared, while wiping the dust off his hands.

"So, what shall we do now?" Spike enquired, as he came between Kay and Valerie, and put his arms round both their shoulders.

"Are you always such a show off?" Valerie asked.

"Always, I hate to disappoint," he replied.

And with that, Valerie and Kay walked out of the alley with Spikes arms encircling them both.


Ok, so this isn't too bad, thought Valerie. It could have gone worse. We didn't get pummeled, bonus, and we didn't get sore arses either.

Spike didn't seem too be that bad at all. What the hell had she been worrying about? Oh yeah, Kay falling in love with him, and them both disappearing into the sunset together, and leaving her all alone!