Because that last chapter just wasn't very filling...
And I finished this just in time to watch the anime I was downloading! Yes!
Oh, I forgot to put this up last chapter, but I don't own Fire Emblem, and if I did, I would make sure they stopped releasing these easy ass versions and get back to the hard stuff, ie, the sequel to Blazing Sword.
"Talking"
"Thinking"
"Mani Katti Talking"
Sometime that evening…
Lyn and Co. had just bedded down for the night, when a familiar purple smoke billowed out from their camp fire, followed by that really annoying nasal cackle.
"Kyakakakaa!! It is I, Ne- Ouch! What the hell? Why is there a fire beneath me? Ouch! Hot! Hot!" shouted Negral as he hopped up and down trying to put out the fire.
Eliwood took one look at Negral and promptly fainted.
"Uhg! You are such a loser!" shouted Lyn at Eliwood's prone form, "Hector, help me finish this idiot"
"Sure thing", said Hector, easing out his axe and heading for Eliwood.
"No! Not that idiot, that idiot!" Lyn shouted, pointing at Negral.
"Geeze, why didn't you say so?" grumbled Hector, "When you use dangling modifiers like that, a guy can get confused…"
"What?" asked Lyn.
"What?" echoed the Mani Katti.
"When I was little, my parents used me as a kickball!" shouted Mark joyfully.
"Never mind that! Pay attention to ME!" whined Negral, "I'm the villain here!"
"…You weren't loved as a child, were you?" asked the Mani Katti.
"S-shut up!" stammered Negral, "It doesn't matter if daddy never came home for Christmas, or that mommy never tucked me in…or…or that big brother told me that there was a half naked desert nomad named Hawkeye hiding under my bed, and that I couldn't sleep for weeks afterwards! The point is that you've stumbled into my trap!"
"A half naked desert nomad named Hawkeye?" asked Lyn wonderingly, "Man, your brother has some imagination!"
"No Christmas?" gasped Mark, "Oh, you poor thing!" he cried as he ran up and gave Negral a big hug.
"Big freaking whoop" sneered Hector, "My parents both died fighting in a war when I was 6, and my brother has been using me as a dress up doll ever since!"
"Oh yeah? Well my parents were both brutally raped and killed 3 months ago!" shouted Lyn, joining the pity party competition.
"W-w-well. My father is an abusive drunk who thinks I'm a pansy, and is, at this moment, probably putting a bounty on my head…" stammered Eliwood, not wanting to be left out, "Oh, and for the first four years of my life, I was raised as a girl" he added.
"Yeah, that would explain a lot…"said Hector.
"You mortalsss make me sssick!" grated the Mani Katti, "I'm a freaking sword! So shut up!"
"Mmmm…yeah…He's got a point…" everyone else murmured in agreement.
"Oh screw this!" grumbled Negral, "Evil Henchmen! Attack!"
Suddenly, the sky filled with flying Wyverns.
"I am Commander Heath, surrender now" droned a bored looking man with green and white hair…dressed as a monkey. In fact, they were all dressed as monkeys.
"So…uh, what's with the monkey suits?" asked Lyn.
"Negral wanted flying monkeys, but they had all been hired out by MGM for some unrealistic movie about a girl and her pet dog finding a magical wizard, so my mercenary group was what he got." Replied Heath.
"…oh, ok…" said Lyn.
"Enough talking! Seize them!" commanded Negral.
"Yeah, sure, whatever…" mumbled Heath.
Soon the sound of clashing weapons filled the air.
12 turns later
Lyn moved the final 2 squares up and did a critical blow to finish off the last Wyvern Rider, earning her a level up.
"What in the world? Why didn't this work?" exclaimed Negral, shocked.
"Well, it might have been the fact that you insisted we wear these ridiculous and restrictive monkey suits, and that you forbade us to carry lances." Replied Heath.
"Bah, never mind that! Plan B!" Shouted Negral, and then he blasted Lyn and Co. with a blast of dark magic.
Good...this is almost done...2 or 3 more chapters and I'll have finally finished a story! Hoorah! lol. stay tuned.
