This chapter is going to play out as if the episode SWAK never took place, for reasons you will gather later on in this chapter. Oh! and Kate never died, she is still on the team…

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On her lunch break, Abby ran down to the nearest drug store and picked up a box of Trojan XXL condoms, ignoring the looks she got from the lady at the checkout counter, she snickered quietly to herself. Oh this is gonna be fun, she thought.

She hurried back to her lab, wrote the words 'JETHRO' in big, black, bold letters on the front of the box, wrapped it in shiny black wrapping paper, addressed it 'Special Agent' and wrote out the appropriate address of Gibbs team on the front of the package. Once she was satisfied with her little prank-like gift, she headed down to the mail room and dropped it off.

She knew that the mail for Gibbs' team was delivered around 1400 hours and made a mental note to casually happen to be up there when it was delivered.

Oh yeah, this is gonna be great… she thought to herself sneakily.

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Abby made her way up to the bullpen at exactly 1400 hours and was glad to see that everyone was at their desks as always.

She walked up to the left side of Gibbs desk, near is chair and propped herself against it, leaning up a bit first so that when she stooped back down, the back of her short miniskirt, caught and splayed on the edge of his desk, giving him a partial view of her ass; Just enough to let him know that she was most definitely not wearing any panties.

She looked back over her shoulder to find him staring with lust darkened blue eyes.

She was thankful Tony, McGee or Kate weren't looking their way,

At that moment, the mail cart rolled through. As always, Tony was the first one up to grab it all.

"Bills, bills, bills, McGee, Gibbs, McGee, Kate, Me, Me….and a package addressed to 'Special Agent'…. Hmmm… must be for me!" he said, as if he were calling shotgun before anyone else could protest.

Abby just smirked as he inspected the box. Gibbs had no interest in whatever one of Tony's girlfriends was sending him, so he just turned his attention back to whatever he was doing on his computer.

"Well? Are you gonna open it or not?" Kate and McGee asked.

Abby waited.

"I'm savoring the moment KATE." He teased before ripping into it.

He peeled back the black wrapping paper and examined it with a puzzled look on his face before dropping the box to the ground as if it had burned him. Gibbs looked up at him. Kate stood up and peered over her desk to see if she could get a peak at what it was. McGee just sat there with a befuddled expression on his face.

"Problem DiNozzo?" Gibbs asked dryly.

Tony looked at Gibbs with wide eyes and a deep blush covering his facial features

"Uhhh… it's… umm... for you Boss…" Tony mumbled.

"Well what the hell's the problem DiNozzo? Pick it up and bring it here!" Gibbs said impatiently, not seeing what the big deal was.

Abby had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing out loud at the look on Tony's face.

Tony slowly bent down and picked up the offending box, holding it between two fingers as if it were contaminated.

Kate's eyes widened when she saw what he was holding. McGee turned bright red and busied himself with whatever he had been doing on his computer.

Tony dropped the box unceremoniously onto Gibbs's desk, before quickly scurrying back to his own.

Gibbs picked up the box that had been dropped on his and looked at it before coloring slightly.

"Gibbs! Who would send you THAT? Have you been holding out on us?" Abby asked as she turned her head and looked down at him seductively.

Gibbs just glared at her while the rest of the team just stared at them.

"Fine, fine, don't tell us…" Abby trailed off.

Gibbs picked up the offending box and stuffed it into the desk drawer where he kept his badge and gun.

"What are you all looking at?! Do you not have enough work to do? Because I'm sure I could find some more…" he threatened.

There was a chorus of "No, no that's ok boss!" from the team.

"Good! Then start doing it!" he barked.

He quickly turned his eyes back to Abby.

"Well, I have a blood spatter analysis calling my name, so I better get going. See ya later my silver haired fox!" she said cheerily before disappearing in the direction of the elevators…

Oh, she is so going to pay for that later, Gibbs thought to himself.