shadowfox9845: Hi!! We're back with a second chapter for you all-

starchild1988: Yeah, man we got hyper writing this … blame the Yazoo we drink.

shadowfox9845: Also, we make small appearances in this but I'm sure you can tell when that is. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: We no own Torchwood or Jack and Ianto would do it like rabbits. Also, we don't own Dr Who or Danny Phantom.

Key: "Blah.": Speech

'Blah.': Thoughs

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Opening his eyes slowly the bright light invaded his eyes so he shut them promptly before opening them again, getting used to the brightness. Yawning lightly Ianto pulled the material away from his face, wait, material? Looking around Ianto noticed Jack's coat on top of him and that he was alone and ... where was he? He blinked a couple of times and it slowly came back to him. He was in one of the cells at the Hub. He'd gone out shopping with Jack and gotten hyperactive from skittles and Jack had left him alone in one of the cells for his own safety. But why was he naked?

Getting into a sitting position Ianto stayed there for a few minutes, trying to wake up a bit without the aid of caffeine before pushing himself off the floor to stand up and put Jack's coat on before going in hunt of him. As he stood Ianto felt that something was off, he wasn't sure what it was but something wasn't right. Shrugging his shoulders he bent down to pick the coat that slid off him and noticed what was wrong. There was a white flaky substance around his nether regions and Ianto blushed deeply, the memories of a few hours ago flooding back, 'I just had sex with my boss!'

Looking around frantically for his clothes he located them and dressed himself as best he could with his embarrassment and nerves starting to take over. Picking up the coat Ianto briskly walked out of the cells and up into the main area, noticing that his other colleagues were not around, presumably at home where he was going. Walking past Owen's desk Ianto placed the article of clothing neatly on it and didn't notice that the monitor was left on he was that nervous.

Reaching the heavy door Ianto breathed a sigh of relief before hearing a loud cough from the other side of the room. Jumping slightly, Ianto turned to look over his shoulder and saw Jack standing in the doorway of his office, his face as serious as a mission that had gone wrong, "Ianto, my office, now," he told him clearly before turning and walking with a slight limp into his office, leaving his door open for him. Resigning himself to his fate, Ianto turned round and walked back into the building, towards Jack.

Sitting in his chair Jack leaned back in it slightly as he waited for the younger man to enter. Folding his hands in his lap he thought about what happened a few hours ago and how Ianto was reacting to it. He leant back in order to put his feet up on his desk and immediately felt uncomfortable. There was a slight pain in his rectum and therefore leant back too far and fell backwards, landing on his tailbone. That sent a twinge a pain down from his back to his anus making it worse. So when Ianto came in he was just lying behind the desk, twitching.

"Boss ... you okay?" came the lovely welsh voice.

"Aww, shit." Jack said. He sat up slightly and rubbed his bum. "Shouldn't have done that! Shouldn't have done that!"

"I'll go then sir." Ianto said and went to leave the room.

"No, no, Ianto!" Jack said and got to his feet sharpish. "I didn't mean you!" The pain caught up with him and he winced. Ianto paused in the doorway and turned to look at the captain. "If you must know, I fell off my chair." He grinned at the young Welshman. "You know, I haven't been used like that in a long time." He crossed his arms and Ianto sensed everything take a more serious note. "How are you?" the Captain asked. "You okay?"

"I'm fine." he replied. Jack looked deep into his eyes.

"No, you're not ... you're worried you hurt me." Looking down at the floor Ianto felt slightly upset at Jack's correct assumption and shut his eyes, nodding his head in confirmation.

Reading the submissive behavior in Ianto Jack moved round his desk and brought the other man into a hug and held him close.

"Don't worry about it … I'm okay." He told him. After a few moments he let go and sat on the edge of his desk and instantly regretted it, but he put up with the pain. "Anyway, it's only fair."

"What do you mean sir?" Ianto asked.

"Well, the night I chased you around the Hub naked for starters." Jack explained. "Although you can't tell me you didn't enjoy it." Ianto grinned, remembering that night.

"One of the best days of my life sir." He agreed. "Now if you don't mind, I'm going home to have a shower and some sleep."

Ianto was in the shower when the doorbell rang. Turning off the shower and wrapping a towel around his waist he went to see who it was, first grabbing his gun on the way.

"Who is it?" he yelled.

"Why don't you peer through your peephole and find out?" a familiar voice shouted back. Ianto did just that and sure enough his boss was stood there. He opened the door and stood there in the doorway.

"Did something happen?" he asked, taking Jack's presence as an ominous sign.

"Are you going to invite me in or do I get to stand in the hallway for a bit longer." Jack replied. Ianto stood aside and let his boss in, closing the door behind him. When he turned back to face Jack he found him staring at him.

"What?" Ianto asked.

"Sorry, I was admiring the view." The Captain answered. He tilted his head to one side. "But then you are armed, wet …" there was a slight pause. "And naked."

"I was in the shower." The Welshman told him. "And if you don't mind, I'd like to get back there." He sounded a touch annoyed. "Now, what's this about?" Jack took a step towards him, slipped an arm around his waist and pulled him close.

"I missed you." He simply said.

"I've only been gone an hour." Ianto argued, rolling his eyes in mock annoyance as he knew where this was heading. Jack didn't answer, instead he tilted Ianto's head, bent him over slightly and kissed him softly.

Closing his eyes slightly Ianto wrapped his arms around the elder's neck instinctively and began to kiss him back until he felt a hand slip under his towel and caress his bare bum. Feeling a vein twitch at the back of his head Ianto raised a hand and smacked his lover around the head with the butt of his gun. Once Jack had let go of him he moved back and brandished it at him, the lack of sleep not doing any good for his system combined with his skittle high from the previous day made a deadly Ianto.

Jack rubbed his head and began to whine like a child, "Ianto that hurt, why did you do that?" Looking up he notice the gun that was pointed at him and stiffened slightly, "You're not going to use that on me are you?" he asked once he noticed that the safety wasn't on, "and if you aren't put the safety on." Ianto looked at Jack confused before looking at the weapon and laughed lightly, "It's ok, I won't fire," he explained as he put the safety on and tossed it onto one of the plush chairs before he began to walk towards the bathroom, "now I'm going to finish my shower and you're going to stay here like a good boy," he teased before finishing on this note, "you can make us both a drink as long as you don't slip anything into mine like the last time,"

"I stand by my story, you enjoyed it!"

After around five minutes Ianto walked back in wearing only a pair of light coloured sweat pants to find Jack looking through his DVD collection in the living room, "Find anything you like?" he asked as he approached him,

"I didn't realize you liked watching anime, I pictured you more of a comedy and romance fan,"

"Well you should've learnt to expect the unexpected by now,"

"And what's this?" Jack asked as he picked up an unmarked box, an eyebrow raised, "does my baby watch naughty things without me knowing?"

"Your 'baby' doesn't watch naughty things while you're away and why don't you open the box?" Ianto retorted smugly as Jack proceeded to do as was mentioned and was a bit confused at what he found,

"What's this? Danny Phantom??" Jack looked round to his lover for an answer.

Ianto sniggered lightly before wrapping his arms around the elder, "It was a program recommended to me by a couple of friends of mine when they found out I like sci-fi/anime. But then again, they can be a little crazy when they've drunk too much chocolate milkshake," he chuckled,

"I hope there's no competition for you," the captain asked as he put the disc down and turned around in his arms,

"No there isn't, don't worry. Anyway, what are you doing here?"

"I came to tell you that you have the day off today," Jack informed him whilst lifting a hand to the younger's face, his thumb caressing his cheek lovingly,

"And?" Ianto asked, an eyebrow raised as he smirked playfully,
"And what?"

"I'm sure you could've phoned me if that was the only thing." Ianto let go of the captain and strode away towards his bedroom, his hips swinging seductively. He turned slightly when he reached the door, "If that's so then I'm off to bed," he added, going into the room and shutting the door behind him. A few moments passed before it opened slightly and Ianto peered out, "by the way, in case you want to know, or need to know for security reasons … I sleep naked." Jack stood fantasizing for a few moments before he realised that Ianto wanted him to join him. He was just about to put his foot into the room when the door shut in his face and he could hear Ianto's sniggering on the other side before he heard his lovely welsh accent, "No sex for you … I'm knackered."

Jack put his hands on his hips, "Am I hearing you correctly Ianto?" he joked, "are you turning me down?"

"No … I'm just tired," Ianto replied. Jack had an idea, if he could Ianto to open the door … "And I'm not opening the door either. I know what you're like." He heard Ianto's evil cackle. Jack moved away from the door, a little forlorn. Ianto must have sensed it as he opened his door a little. "Look, just give me a few hours sleep, that's all I ask. You can come round again later … I'll call you."

"Promise?" Jack asked, giving him the best puppy dog look he could muster. Ianto smiled,

"I promise."

"Can't I stay as a big guard dog?" Jack then asked,

"No! I'd feel safer with you out of my flat," Ianto replied, "I'd only wake up with you on top of me." Jack grinned like a Cheshire cat, naughty thoughts crossing his mind, "Maybe later."

Jack sat in his office, praying for the phone to ring. Tosh entered the room with a report she'd done for UNIT, "That report for UNIT," she said putting it down on his desk,

"Thanks," he said. Tosh just stood there, not saying anything. Gwen coughed loudly in the other room,

"We were wondering Jack, we haven't seen Ianto today … where is he?" Tosh asked,

"I gave him the day off, he was exhausted, needed some sleep," Jack replied. He didn't even look up at her,

"I wonder why?" Owen said loudly, then Gwen threw a rather heavy pen pot at him to shut up, luckily for him though there was nothing in it so there wasn't that much damage inflicted and Jack was sure he heard her shush him. That was when the phone rang. Jack picked it up quickly.

"Torchwood," he said. Then he heard someone playing the Scissor Sisters down the line, "Oh god, it's them again," he said putting the phone down,

"Was it those hoaxers again?" Owen asked.

Elsewhere in a caravan in South Yorkshire two girls were laughing, one falling off her seat onto the floor and the other hiding her face into a cushion. The one that fell onto the floor was wearing black jeans, black t-shirt and white socks. Keyblade resting on the floor the brunette couldn't stop laughing at the prank that they'd just pulled, "Oh god! … Jack had best … remember that song!" she laughed out as she looked over her shoulder at her best friend. The other was wearing her trademark red hoodie along with black cargo pants.

Armed with her Tardis necklace and Sonic Screwdriver she managed to pull her head away from the cushion long to answer her, "Yeah … it'll help him out later on. But for now it'll annoy him for now hehe." Calming herself she pulled her friend off the floor and sat her back down before pulling her Nintendo DS out, "Right, Phoenix Wri …" she trailed off,

"What about Phoenix Wright?"

"There's a blue phone box down the bottom of your street,"

"Quick! Grab the laptop!" She shouted before jumping out the door and down the street, best friend in tow.

The faint buzzing of the doorbell was heard as Ianto rose from his sleep. Yawning lightly he rubbed some of the sleep out of the eyes, 'Who could that be? I told Jack I'd phone him when I was ready,' he thought as he climbed out of bed, putting his silk kimono on and walked towards his front door. Looking through the peep hole he immediately woke up and opened it for his guests, "Welcome ladies, what brings you here?" he asked as he moved aside for them to walk into his large flat,

"Hi Ianto, hope we're not disturbing anything?" the girl in the hoodie asked as they walked into the living room and waited for the others to come in,

"No, you're not disturbing anything. What can I do for you two?"

"You know that box we asked you to look after for us?" the other girl asked, her fringe hiding one eye,

"Yes, it's still here,"
"Is it possible that we could have it back please?" she finished, giving him her best smile,

"Well sure, but what for?"

"Well," the first girl started,

"Come on girls!! It's going to hatch in five minutes!!" A cry came through the door,

"I won't ask," Ianto said. "In fact I refuse to ask." He headed over to a shelf where it had been hiding in plain sight. He passed it to the girl in the hoodie. "Here you go." He said.

"Thanks Ianto." The girls said in unison. They each gave him a peck on the cheek. He gave them both a quick hug and they headed out the door. He went to the door and saw them getting into the lift with a brown haired man wearing a long brown coat.

Jack was on his way to get another coffee when the phone in his office rang. Just as he got there Owen picked up the phone first, "Hey Ianto," he greeted and sat down in Jack's seat. Jack indicated to him that he wanted the phone. Owen ignored him, "No, Jack's not here at the moment. You know what it's like," Jack resorted to glaring at Owen, "sure, I'll get him to call you back as soon as he comes in. Bye,"

"Owen, you didn't want any children in the future, did you?" Jack asked as soon the phone was put down,

"Ianto says to call him back when you get in boss," Owen simply replied, ignoring the threat. He got up and sauntered around the desk, "and I left the Weevil autopsy report on your desk." Then he just left the room.

Almost immediately the phone rang again. Jack sat down behind his desk and picked it up, "Owen gone?" Ianto asked before he could speak,

"Yeah … how did you know that I was here?" Jack asked,

"I work for you guys, I know what you're like," the Welshman answered,

"Ianto … you work with us, not for us. You're part of the team," he heard Ianto sigh on the other end of the line,

"I know it's just … sometimes it doesn't feel like it. I mean, it's me that has to clean up the shit when you guys are finished." Jack had heard that before, "Anyway, didn't call to complain at you. I had other things on my mind," Jack grinned,

"What did you have in mind?" he asked,

"Just come over … I'm lonely," Ianto answered mischievously before he hung up.

After boiling the kettle and making himself a cup of coffee Ianto walked into the living room. He sat down, took a sip and was just relaxing when the doorbell went.

'That's quick,' he thought, 'normally takes him half an hour on a good day to get here.' He got up, stretched and went to answer the door. He peered through the peephole as the doorbell went again,

"Who is it?" he asked loudly when he saw two men in suits he'd never seen before,

"Mr. Jones … we need to speak to you face-to-face," the bald one said. They were both wearing sunglasses. Ianto put the chain on before opening the door and peering out, "What is it that you want?" he asked,

"We need to speak to you about Torchwood," said the other,

"I've never heard of this 'Torchwood'. I'm sorry but you've got the wrong flat," he explained before shutting the door.

A few seconds later the door was broken down and Ianto headed to the kitchen to where he kept his gun. It wasn't there. It all came flooding back to him, he'd dumped it on a chair when Jack was around earlier, "Looking for this?" asked one of the men. Looking up he found himself staring down the barrel of his own gun and went rigid with fear. He stood up slowly and backed up against the fridge, his hands raised in surrender.

Jack stepped out the elevator and walked down the corridor, at the corner realizing that the door was slightly ajar. He was about to shout when his time agency training kicked in. Drawing his gun he slipped in quietly and stalked down the dark corridor until he saw some shadows moving on the floor in front of him. Slowing down he pressed himself against the wall and peered round slightly to see what the situation was.

"Are you going to talk now or do you want me to get a whole lot rougher?" One of the two men asked before a resonating slap was heard. A snigger accompanied the slap along with, "He probably likes it rough, go on, do him."

Deciding that he'd heard enough Jack mentally prepared himself and jumped round from his hiding place into the living room. The scene in front of him was nothing new to him but the fact that it was happening to Ianto, his love, it struck something inside his heart hard and it hurt like hell.

One man in a black suit was stood to the side of the sofa, arms crossed over his chest as he smirked at what his colleague was doing. The other who was dressed in a matching suit was on the sofa, towering over Ianto who was cowering underneath the other and sported a bleeding lip, a red cheek and a bruise covered chest as his kimono had slipped at some point.

Not hearing Jack jump out from the corridor behind him the second man unfastened the fly of his pants which in turn caused Ianto to struggle and cry out at his attacker, "Get off him!" Jack yelled and fired at the man's leg. The first man got into a fight stance but froze when Jack aimed the gun at his head, "What the hell are you doing here?!"

"Ah, Captain Jack Harkness. What a pleasure to meet you but I'm afraid that we're not here to see you," he answered calmly before turning to the Welshman laid on the sofa, "we'll have to leave it here, good day Mr. Jones." Walking over to his colleague he helped him to his feet and they left, leaving a trail of blood in their wake.

When they both heard the door close, Jack immediately holstered his weapon and rushed to Ianto's side. The Welshman was trying to prop himself up on the sofa but couldn't quite manage it from the amount of pain he was in and kept falling back down. Jack slipped an arm around him and helped him into an upright position before he sat beside him, not sure whether it would help to hold him close until Ianto rested his head on his shoulder. Jack put his arms around him, held his close and began stroking his head soothingly as his eyes slid shut, feeling guilty for leaving his love alone. He felt him shaking and realised that Ianto was crying. Tightening his grip slightly he held him closer and didn't say anything, just let the younger man cry it out of his system.

After a short while of crying into the other's chest Ianto suddenly pulled away and went to get up but Jack made him sit down by pulling him down, "You need to rest," he told him softly, "you want the first aid box, right?"

"Yeah," Ianto replied, and then winced, "it's in the bathroom cabinet."

Smiling softly Jack told him to stay put before disappearing for a few minutes and then reappeared with the first aid box. After an encounter with a really evil alien, Owen had insisted that everybody had at least a first aid box somewhere in their home. It was the first time that Ianto had ever appreciated it being there. Jack sat next to Ianto and placed the box in front of him, "Let me treat your wounds for you,"

"I-it's okay Jack," Ianto answered quietly, "I can do I-,"

"No, I'm doing it for you so just stay still for me okay," Jack interrupted him before sitting down on the coffee table in front of the young man,

"What is it that they wanted Ianto?" he asked in a calm and gentle voice. Ianto looked him in the eye for the first time since he'd arrived,

"They wanted to know about Torchwood," he answered,

"Why would they want to know about Torchwood?"

"I don't know," Ianto replied before his eyes welled up with tears, "I just don't know," he finished before putting his head in his hands and began to cry again.

Jack got the impression that it had just hit Ianto of what could have happened had he not arrived, "If you hadn't-" Jack took hold of his hands and Ianto looked up at him again,

"But I did," Jack answered, knowing what the other was about to say,

"But …"

"I got here Ianto. It didn't happen so don't think about it," the Captain interrupted, "now, I'm going to call Owen and have him come check you over,"

"No, Jack!" Ianto pleaded. Jack had let go of Ianto's hand and had reached for his phone,

"Ianto, we need to make sure you're not injured too badly … and we don't have to tell Owen all the details. Just that you were broken in on and beaten up, that's all," Jack explained, "plus, if you were attacked because of Torchwood, the others ought to be warned." He got up and went into the kitchen. Ianto could hear him on the phone, telling Owen the story, minus a few details and leaned back into the sofa, worried about Owen's reaction.

After a few minutes Jack returned from the kitchen armed with two mugs coffee, sat on the coffee table and passed one drink to Ianto, "Probably not up to your standard," he said and got a weak laugh,

"Thanks," Ianto replied,

"Feeling better?" Jack asked before taking a sip and setting his down to his side,

"A little," he answered and took a sip of his drink before closing his eyes,

"Owen's on his way over," the Captain said after a few moments of silence, "he actually sounded a little worried when I said you'd been beaten up." Ianto snorted, "No really, he did,"

"Now that's surprising, he hardly worries about anyone but himself,"

"Hey, he may be a bit of a prick I'll admit but he does have a heart in there somewhere," Jack told him, "and I still have to patch you up," he finished softly, his hand caressing Ianto's uninjured cheek.

A few moments of silenced passed before Ianto nodded his head, "Alright then, as long as you don't try to make me a mummy, I remember the last time you tried to play 'nurse' when somebody was injured," he joked softly, causing Jack to laugh,

"Alright then, no squirming for 'Nurse Jack'," he joked playfully, "and I'm a sexy nurse aren't I?" he asked which in turn made Ianto blush whilst his older lover smiled warmly and reached over for the first aid box and began to tend to Ianto's wounds.

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shadowfox9845: Aren't we mean? I'm sorry we hurt Ianto but we'll make it up to everyone I promise.

starchild1988: See the review button down there? Could you press it and tell us how we're doing and chapter 3 is in the works so if you want to see it you know what to do.