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Chapter 5: Begining of a Disaster.

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As Batgirl made her return trip to Jump City she can't help, but, feel for Pamela Isile. Not in the physical way of course. In the emotional since and fully understood why Batman gave her the instructions he did. Thankful she had her own apartment and a job both furnished by Wayne Enterprises she wouldn't have much to worry about going to school the next day or have to explain to her boss that she had a friend in need and couldn't come in. I guess you can say that knowing who the man behind the bat has it's perks.

"So, Batman, told me you had saw Joker's body."

"Yes, I did."

"That must have been a gruesome sight."

"Let's just say that I will never want to watch my favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie ever again without thinking of Joker after tonight."

"I see. Maybe you should see The Villain sometime. I know that is both mine and Robin's favorite from him."

"I've seen it. That is my favorite film with Kirk Douglas."

"Yeah he was good in that movie." Soon things once again lapsed into silence that neither woman was sure how to break, and that is how it stayed until Batgirl radioed in to Titan's Tower and informed Cyborg she need to talk to Robin once again. Naturally the code phrase about burnt cookies came up again before communications broke off.

"I assume you're not going to tell me where that came from."

"What?"

"The whole Alfred burnt the cookies again thing?"

"Oh that. A guy me and Robin new during the time we went out nearly burnt down the kitchen."

"Why?"

"You don't want to know."

"Does this have to do with why I owe Harley ten dollars?"

"Kind of. Lets just say Robin can definitely tie a cherry stem into a knot."

"Just when you think you know someone you find out something you'll never believe about them."

"Hey I can't be a good girl all the time."

"That's what makes being bad feel right, Batgirl." Ivy flirtatiously stated.

"Not interested, Pamela. I prefer guys."

"Come on honey. I'm sure me and Harl can give you quite a rush."

"And get hit by your poisoned kisses, no thank you."

"I can easily make a serum that will give an natural immunity to you."

"If I'm going to experiment I'll at least have the decency of doing it in college with girls my age and not the home of my ex-boyfriend with two women I have gone toe to toe with since I was 13."

"You can't blame a girl for trying." Ivy huffed in mock disappointment. "Can you tell me about the Titans? The only thing I know about them is their names and the fact that Harley says Starfire is drop dead gorgeous."

"Well Starfire is an alien. She's from a planet called Tameran and it's in the distant reaches of our galaxy and her powers are dependant on her emotions. Then there Raven. Like Star's her powers are derived from her emotions, but where Star can express emotion she can't.

"Why not?"

"Well the more she expresses emotion the more her powers get out of hand. That's why she tends to meditate or goes off and spends time by herself to read a book."

"Sounds like she's my type of girl. I've always like to spend time watering my plants by myself."

"Now Cyborg is a technical genius, but, considering the fact he is half robot he has to be in order to at least maintain his body. He's a real good guy and basically what you would call a man's man. Now if there is some one on the team you would probably get along with the most I would have to say it would be Beast boy."

"Funny, I thought the Doom Patrol had someone on there team that went by that name back when I back packed through Europe a six or seven years ago"

"They're one in the same. He can transform into any animal provided he has at least seen it once. Also he's completely green."

"Really?"

"Yeah. After as much digging Batman did he's still not sure how that came about, but, I'm willing to bet it was some sort of science experiment similar to how you were able to control plant life."

"It's plausible. I'm sure me and him could have a lot in common since we are both influenced by nature."

"Yeah but you deal with the plant kingdom while he deals in the animal kingdom."

"They are both part of the delicate balance of nature, Batgirl. Without the other neither could survive." Ivy wisely stated.

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After landing the jet and making the necessary introductions to the unknown members to the botanical expert Cyborg and Beast Boy decided to accompany the two queens of mean to their temporary quarters while Harley wanted show her closest gal pal around leaving Starfire, Raven, and Robin to talk to the female caped crusader.

"What's up Batgirl? I already know this can't be about leaving Harley and Ivy staying here since we already agreed to let them stay at the Tower." Robin asked

"Well part of the reason is Ivy saw the body and she is a little shaken up from hit."

"With the…?" The boy wonder paused to indicated to his jaw line which led to a silent nod.

"Robin, what is this thing you and Batgirl do not wish to speak off?" asked Starfire.

"Do you remember the movie night we had a few weeks ago where you said that one creature was similar to the Gorg'plex on Tameran?"

"Yes."

"Well Joker would remind you of it, too."

"That's not a pretty image." Raven replied while Starfire gasped in shock.

"And it's going to get worse, because, this guy also grabbed Two-Face." Batgirl added.

"Oh man. Knowing Batman he is going to be worried. He still blames himself for him not stopping Sal Maroni when he through the acid at him. But I'm guessing that isn't what your expecting for me to be upset about." Robin added thoughtfully.

"Batman thinks it might be best if I stayed here and sent the jet back on autopilot. After all something might come up in the city that you and the others will have to deal with and I bet you wouldn't want to leave them in the tower on their own." Batgirl explained nervously. She watched as Robin had a contemplating look on his face.

"Why not? We already have two house guest so a third wouldn't hurt. Star do you think you can find a spare room for Batgirl to stay in?"

"Yes, Robin!" Star exclaimed in jubilation. "Come friend Batgirl and I will give you the great tour." Before the human red head could react her other worldly counterpart took a hold of her wrist and drug her inside.

"This has disaster written all over it." Raven stated knowingly.

"Yes it does."

"Then why did you just agree to allow your ex-girlfriend stay under the same roof as your current girlfriend?"

"One, Batman did make a valid point in we can't possibly leave those Harley and Poison Ivy in the Tower alone and that is something we might have done if a emergency should arise. Two, both me and Batgirl are more mature then we were after breaking up so this would bring us some much need closure. Finally, as much as I hate to admit it I'm stupid enough to believe they'll still get along when Star discovers that me and her used to date."

"Robin, it isn't dumb to believe that." Raven replied.

"Really?" The boy wonder asked hopefully.

"Its insane to believe it." Raven monotonously said.

"Thanks, Raven, you're a real friend." The Titan's leader sarcastically shot back annoyed how the empath dashed his hopes.

"Don't mention it.

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It was late at night as Pamela Isile and Harleen Quinzel prepared for bed. They both had a long day and each of them were ready to catch some shut eye as they laid down.

"Hey, Red?"

"What is it, Harley?"

"What do you think of this place?"

"It's nice for what it is. I wish there was a garden though."

"Yeah its pretty neat here. Mr. J would have loved to seen it."

"I'm sure he would have." A comfortable silence filled the room as Ivy wrapped an arm around her blond friend.

"Hey Red?"

"Yes Harl?"

"Whatcha you think of the Titans?"

"They're interesting to say the least. Was it just me or does Robin and Starfire have a thing going on?"

"They do. I asked Star how long her and the little birdie have been going out and she told me six Mag'le'pexes."

"Mag'le'pexes?"

"I guess that's her planets equivalent to our months."

"Oh."

"What about Raven and Beast Boy?"

"Raven is alright in her own way. If I was a girl her age I would be jealous of her though. She has a better looking body then I did."

"Same here."

"Now Beast Boy I don't know. He seems like a sweet and caring person, but, those jokes of his are annoying."

"Hey. For your information I like his jokes."

"You would." Harley taking offensive for both her and the green titan's sakes slapped her friend on the arm. Ivy for her part decided to grab the girl she is sharing a bed with and turned her so they were face to face. "That wasn't very nice Harl."

"Well you bad mouthing Beast Boy isn't nice either so nnn." The harlequin shot back sticking out her tongue causing the alluring redhead to roll her eyes. "Honestly, Red, what do you think of the green bean? As in dating potential?"

"I think he could make some lucky girl very happy." Ivy stated before realizing a deeper meaning to the question. "Why, Harley, do you have a crush on the little green man?"

"NO! I was just asking ya because of something that happened while I was getting the robot was showing me around."

"What was it?"

"Well Beast Boy told a joke of something Mr. J would of said had he seen this place, and then him and the bird girl got into an argument, and that happened to remind me of a story my parents told me as a kid."

"The whole thin line between love and hate thing?"

"Yeah."

"So you think that those two have some underline attraction between them."

"Of course, Red. I don't think they could lived in this place or worked together as long as they have if they truly didn't like each other."

"And you want to try and play matchmaker with them."

"Naturally, but, I might need your special touch." Harley said with a hopefully smile and mischievous glint in her eyes.

"Sure. It might be fun trying to get them together. At the very least we'll have something that will keep us busy while being stuck here.

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Harvey Dent was panicking from the situation he was in. The longer he stayed trying to figure out which door to go through the less time he had to save his life. Of all the times for him to not have his coin this had to be it. And unfortunately he couldn't find anything that would make a decent substitute in this situation.

'This must be what that sicko meant by his pressure cooker. I'm sure one of those doors leads to safety but which one. It could be the white door, but then again he could have painted it white to make me think it's the safe way out. Then again he could have painted the other door black knowing I wouldn't pick it because white usually meant life and darkness would be death. Then again the dark door could lead to my death.' Two Face thought wanting to pull his hair out as he looked up and saw the roof coming even closer to him.

"Why couldn't there be just one door?" the bi-polar man asked himself trying to figure out which one to go through.

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A/N: Chapter five is there and it might be you're last chance to tell me your guess on how Two-Face is to survive his encounter with my version of Jigsaw. Oh also I'm trying to think of a name for him so I would apperciate some ideas. Right now all I can think of is Debt Collector. I mean he is trying to force the Gotham baddies into reforming or accept death as their debt to society.