The Chronicles OF

Fruit Loops

By: Sharpie, Ns -Were buddies D-

OMG I DON'T OWN Naruto(kun) ...DUH. :)

Fruit Loops
Series: Naruto
Pairings: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: M for MATURE
Warnings: sexual situations; bj, sex ect; maybe...fights if I feel like it.
Start Date: 3/20/08
Finish Date: 3/20/08
Inspiration: -shrug- Dunno...

The Second Adventure;

A bang at the door awoke Naruto. He rolled off the couch and staggered to put his spiffy Dora the Explorer boxer on. He swayed to the door, and grabbed the nearest hat that was a monkey head. And opened to find Sakura at the door, "WHY! Weren't you at school today poo tard?"

Naruto yawned and scratched his head. "I didn't feel like it, geez. What are you, my /mom/?"

He rubbed his sore ear, and forgot that he had Sasuke rip it off, his eyes widen in pain, but tried to hide it because of Sakura.

She tilted her head in confusion, "What's with the wide eyes Naruto?" She walked towards him going for his monkey hat.

He quickly stumbled back on to Sasuke, trying to avoid Sakura's grasp for the monkey hat, making him fall off the couch in his nudity galore. Sakura's eyes bulged almost out of her head and down to his crotch.

Sasuke jerked awake and grabbed the blanket in a futile attempt to cover him. He rubbed his left eye and glanced up and it was at that point that he noticed the pink hentai hovering above him.
"What the-- Naruto, what the /hell/ is she doing in our doorway?!" he demanded fiercely.

"Ugh I'm not completely sure, I guess she's here for her jacket I borrowed from her on the (A/n; the rather windy convenient day) really windy day… Ugh let me find it" He turned around and started stumbling around he grabbed the jacket. He turned around to give it to her and fell flat on his adorable sleepy face, and the jacket fell out of his hands into her face.

"Oh! Yeah this was why I came, but yeah thank--" She stopped and looked down at the mysterious white stain on the jacket. "What…is this…Is it gravy…We did have those noodles awhile ago." She leaned down and sniffed it, "Hmm it has a weird smell to it, why didn't you wash it?" She leaned in once more, and licked she jolted back and smacked her lips widely while licking them. "Taste weird too, how long have you had this jacket from me?"

Sasuke grumbled and rolled to his feet, tucking the blanket around his waist. As he had woken rather angrily and his bottom was already ridiculously sore from the previous night's events, though he was a 'ready-and-willing-participant', he was not in the best of moods.

"Sakura… Do you want to know what it is? Do you /really/ want to know?"

Naruto's eyes shot open. "Uh, Sasuke… maybe you shouldn't--"

"Shh. I got this. You see… Sakura, darling… that particular bit of substance is simply… Ooey-Gooey Super Duper Special Fantabulous Ultra Mega Major Spectacular… Vanilla Yogurt." (a/n: Sasuke is rather passionate about his yogurt…oo)

Naruto licked his lips slowly, "And it was very yummy delicious Vanilla yogurt " He turned and faced Sasuke and bite his bottom lip. Having the urge just to attack Sasuke and have his way with him, giving him the /night(morning)/ of his life.

Sasuke shook of the feral look Naruto was giving him and headed towards the stairs. "Well, Naruto. I'm going to need your um… help upstairs… that is, after Sakura leaves. There's a leaky faucet we've gotta take care of. Its quite the hard and dirty job, but I think we can handle it together…"

Naruto stared to stutter "B-B-But …We don't' have an upstairs bathroom! Did you just put one in? When and where was I?"

He said flailing his hands up and down.

Sasuke smacked his forehead. "Just get rid of the girl and get your ass upstairs." Sakura huffed and put her hands on her hips.

"Fine! I don't need this! Have fun with your.." she paused, tears in her eyes, "LEAKY FAUCET!" she screamed and ran out the door.

Sasuke ran up stair and tossed himself on the bed 'smoothly' he relaxed on his back, ripped off towel and laid there in his nudity galore.

Naruto scurried up stairs and walked into the doorway, his jaw dropped in amazement. He jumped on Sasuke and wrestled him to the ground, both panting with sweat dripping down their cheeks. Naruto was now in his nudity galore like Sasuke,

"Do you wanna' try it again?" Sasuke said while laying on the grounds leaning his head back to look at the ceiling.

Naruto looked down slightly, making his hair cover his face "But it hurt you remember? I don't want to do it if hurts you."

Sasuke looked up at him and smiled just a little. "If we don't do it often then we wont get used to it and it will still hurt." He moved Naruto's hair out of the way of his eyes.

Naruto looked up and into Sasuke's eyes, "Only if you really want to, then sure, do you want to try it on me?"

"Ugh I dunno' I guess maybe after you /ruffle my tussles/ ….Wow…that was kinda' lame if I don't say so myself." Sasuke said while softly beating himself in the head with his fist.

Naruto smile, " But it's you, with you're awesomeness, when you go off in those sexy shorts and hair pointed in that spike. Making everyone think you're emo, it just gets everyone's motor running and you smile because you know it."

"Who told you I was Emo !?" Sasuke said with slight shock,

"What?"

"Nothing"

"Hmm, I'll remember that." Naruto said quietly to himself….

"Wha-?" Sasuke said slowly pulling out, getting an idea of what Naruto might do to him in his state of nudity galoreness. "What did you say? I don't quiet trust what you might do. You are known to do the unexpected,"

A grin began to eat Naruto's face away, "Oh…nothing…except…this," Naruto pulled out the Ooey-Gooey Super Duper Special Fantabulous Ultra Mega Major Spectacular… Vanilla Yogurt, along with a spoon. He dipped the spoon in and took a large bite, he licked his lips slowly and went for another spoon.

"Nooooo! It's to horrible, I want some, please give me some of the Ooey-Gooey Super Duper Special Fantabulous Ultra Mega Major Spectacular… Vanilla Yogurt, you know I love that yogurt don't take it away from me!"

Naruto took another spoon, put it near Sasuke's face, but quickly took it away and ate another bite. He moaned in joy of how yummy the yogurt was. He took the container that it was held in and stared to lick the remains. Naruto sneered in enjoyment of tormenting poor little Sasuke. "Now…were even."

"Fine!" pouted Sasuke, sticking his tongue out at Naruto "I'll remember that alright yes I will."

Naruto stood up and left Sasuke laying on the floor, he walked in to bathroom that was just outside of the bedroom. He grabbed two condoms (A/n: Which just so happened to be the extra ridged sensation kind ;D) and lubricant, he smiled joyfully when he grabbed the smiley face sticker that resembled Itachi. "Oh Sasuke I got a surprise for you," He quickly ran out and put the sticker on Sasuke's nose.

Sasuke looked down at the sticker and gave the most high pitch girly squeal you could every hear or imagine. "Oh my god, oh my god, get it off, get it OFF!" He said while swatting at his nose repeatedly.

Naruto fell over laughing, he wiggled over to Sasuke and peeled the sticker off. He hugged him "I'm so sorry it was there I had to do it, I just couldn't contain myself."

Sasuke's eyes were huge, as huge as Rock lee's eyebrows. He panted and looked over Naruto, few seconds past of them just staring. Sasuke tackled Naruto and pinned him on the ground, "It's my turn to have you on the grounds Mr. Fox," he said while grinning. He took the lube, and condoms out of Naruto's hands, "I've changed my mind I want to be the one to go first."

Sasuke picked Naruto and put him up on the bed gently, he crawled over him and kissed him on the neck, he began no nibble gently on his ear. (a/n: the one that's not wounded.) He ripped the wrapped off the condom and unrolled it with one hand, while rubbing Naruto's neck softly with the other. Naruto closed his eyes, for not wanting to see anything else but the image of Sasuke burning in his mind. Putting the condom on his already grown erection. He gently his rod into Naruto, a soft moan escaped both of their lips.

Itachi burst into the door wearing a long trench jacket, "Sasuke there's something very important I need to tell you…Oh…my…I'll just go downstairs until you're…umm done…" Itachi …covered his eyes and tried to find his way downstairs, missing the first step he stumbled and tripped and down right fell everywhere down the stairs. He popped up when he finished falling "I'm okay! "

Sasuke's eyes went bulging wide…looking down and Naruto he sighed…"I'll be back I'm sorry…this is why I try to avoid telling him where I live." Sasuke pulled out and grabbed a robe leaving the rubber on, because he still planed to finish what the started. He walked down the stairs and looked at Itachi with a glare.

"I swear I didn't know-"

"Shh! What do you want…?"

Itachi smiled and giggled "I didn't know you liked Naruto, that's so adorable. I'll need pictures!" Itachi giggled once more, "But anyway, I was going to tell you that…" Itachi said while ripping off the jacket-revealing stripper clothing. "I became a stripper! Aren't you so proud!" Sasuke's sighed…pushed Itachi out the door and slammed it, he locked the door and scampered up stairs. Where you know what happens next.