A/N: Ok, I have too much time on my hands huh? Huh? Answer me!...oh well. Just read and enjoy this next one I guess. Don't own the characters. I want Lee Damn it!
Under the blood stained Moon: Gaara is feeling in lonely in Suna. So he asks Tsunade to send but one person for his amusement. Naruto. But Naruto only wants to go out and find Tsunade. Till he sees the things Gaara was taught about flirting! Random Crack, Fluff, GaaNaru.
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Gaara was sitting on the floor. The last exciting thing he's done was help Lee beat Kimimaru. Now he's bored and is trying to hit his head against a wall…that's not working out well. Sand is rushing to protect him. So, he doesn't get the fun of smacking his head against a wall like most people.
"So…how long has he been trying-"
"About three hours." Temari explain over the phone to Tsunade.
"Alright. Ask him who he wants. I'll send someone over to play with him so he doesn't destroy your village." Temari covered the phone receiver with one hand.
"Hey! Gaara! If you could have anyone in the leaf village come to entertain you…who would it be?" Gaara stopped trying to hit his head and looked at his sister.
"I want…" Gaara thought, he thought for the most fun thing that's ever happened to him. "I want Naruto Uzumaki. And only him." Temari shrugged and relayed the message back to Tsunade. Then hung up.
"He'll be here tomorrow. Happy now?" Gaara looked up at his sister from the floor.
"No. Teach me how to flirt."
"What? Why?"
"I want Naruto. Sasuke's not good enough."
"Oh like you're much..." Her brother shot her an one-more-word-and-I'll-kill-you look.
"Better! You're so much better then Sasuke! Let me each you all I know! Just don't kill me."
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Back in Konaha, someone was in less then great mood because of the mission they received. Naruto had his back turned to Tsunade. She was getting pissed.
"Listen you little brat! The sand Village maybe at stake! You're going weather it's peacefully or Anbu tie you up and drag you there! YOU ARE GOING!" Naruto shot her an angry look.
"But I have to be looking for Sasuke! Believe it!"
"No. Gaara. Suna. Pack up. Now." Naruto growled, but disdainfully packed. Tsunade called in Kakashi.
"Watch him till he gets to Suna. If he's trying to look for Sasuke instead, knock him out and drag him there."
"Is that really in ninja code?"
"Like I give a damn. Just do as I say."
"Alright. You're the Hokage."
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Naruto walked angrily into Suna. He heard a whoosh like a ninja running behind him. He looked but saw nothing. When he turned again Gaara was in front of him.
"Crap! Oh, Gaara, it's just you." Gaara raised a nonexistent eye brow and motioned for Naruto to fallow him. Naruto shook his head and fallowed with his head hung.
"Hey Gaara." Naruto said as the walked. Gaara turned. "Do you know a way to find Sasuke?"
"Tell him he can win free emo chow by placing first in a chicken butt hair contest?" Gaara said and shrugged. Naruto's jaw dropped.
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
"It means shut up and fallow me." Naruto's face turned red with anger. He attempted to punch Gaara, of course sand protected him. Gaara rolled his eyes and walked on with Naruto fallowing behind.
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Naruto placed his stuff in the guest room. As he unpacked he heard a crunch behind him. He turned to see Gaara wearing only boxers and a baggy shirt, he was eating a cookie.
"Gaara? What the hell are you doing?"
"Nothing. Just watching you. You know your in the desert. That sweater may not be so good for you."
"You're creepy. Stop it." Rule one of seduction Gaara, you have to smile, not a big smile, more like a half smile. And not your evil kill-you smile. That can make or break a date.
Gaara clenched his face trying to smile. Then he hurt a face muscle and walked down the hall mumbling something about needing to practice. Naruto stood in the room with a blank face confused.
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Naruto was looking out the window. Thinking about Sasuke. Gaara crawled on to Naruto's lap and rested his head on the center of his torso.
"Gaara, move your head."
"No. I like laying here."
"But that's my-"
"I know. I know." Gaara strained his face and desperately tried to smile again. Naruto started to freak.
"Forgot it. Smiling is a no go."
"W-What?" Gaara put a hand on each of Naruto's thighs. He lifted himself to eye level with the blue eyed blonde.
"Hi I'm Gaara want to play." Gaara had his evil I-Kill-you smile. Naruto fell back pale as ghost out of fear. Gaara sat back and pouted for a minute. One thing was for certain, this was hell of a lot more fun then hitting his head against the wall.
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Naruto rolled on his bed having trouble sleeping. That's when heard the door open and the slither of sand crawl up his pants over his underwear and to his face making him sit up.
"Holy crap?"
"Play, with, me." Gaara stood in the door way with his eye twitching.
"What the? Gaara?"
"I want to play."
"I want to sleep."
"The more time you waste not helping me have fun is time your wasting not finding Sasuke."
"I hate you. I hate you so much."
"You know I'm right." Naruto shot Gaara an angry look. They stared in mutual anger. Then Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Fine. I will. Just let go of me." Gaara let go of his grip and raised his nonexistent eye brows.
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"I used to come to this spot all the time when I was younger. Back before I even got this mark on my face." Gaara said while sitting on the wall. Naruto gazed at the moon and thought he saw Sasuke's face.
"Stop thinking about Sasuke. That isn't your mission."
"My mission is what I want Gaara! I care about Sasuke and I'm bringing him home where he belongs!" Gaara stared at the moon, the moonlight shone on his sparkling green eyes and Naruto's heart began beating faster.
"To try and make someone love you, is that what you're trying? You respect someone who betrayed their village purely for power. Something so low down they don't deserve to come back." Naruto became hot with anger.
"What are you saying? Sasuke is the only one to care for me! Ever! So don't speak like that!" Gaara only looked at Naruto for a second, then turned back to the moon. For the first time, Gaara smiled an actual smile. Naruto looked shocked.
"You care that much for someone who doesn't care. When someone who does sits right here." Naruto just looked even more confused.
"Ok, now I'm confused. Believe it."
"Me. I care. You saved me from that bottomless pointless loneliness. You showed me there were people who care. And you, I admire you. That's why I care for you." Naruto's eyes didn't blink.
"I-I always wanted someone my age to say they care to me. I-I always wanted it to be Sasuke."
"You're so loyal and brave. Two things Sasuke doesn't have. He would be dating above his level." Naruto stared at the red headed boy. Gaara turned his head and kissed Naruto. Naruto's face turned pink and he smiled.
"So, you going to rush away from me to find Sasuke?" Gaara said while Naruto turned back to the starry sky.
"Nah, I think I'll stay here for a little bit."
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Another chapter…DONE! Yay! Only 97 more to go!...-huddles in emo corner- Review and Gaara will give you cookies!
