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Chapter 30: Failed Attempt, Ino You Dumbass


The blonde ninja fumed. Slamming her purse down on the counter of her kitchen, Ino stormed to the living room and slumped onto the couch. Her face was still bright pink from her heated encounter with Sakura at the supermarket earlier that day.

"That…That!…", Ino grumbled harshly to herself, "..bitch!"

The flustered blonde growled furiously to herself and shouted at no one in particular, "What does Kakashi see in her?! He could have any damn woman he wanted! And he chose Forehead?!"

It had taken Ino a little over a week to completely forget about Sasuke and the 'feelings' that she had once had for him.

"He's just using her for the sex I bet!", Ino snorted cruelly, standing up and brushing her long blonde hair back. When did she become such a bitch? She had no idea. "Hm, it would be in Sakura's best interests if I were to test Kakashi out…"

Ino grinned to herself and giggled sinfully, "I mean, she's my best friend…I should find out if 'her man' would ever cheat on her…and what better way then to test him myself!"

Smirking, Ino concocted one of her ever-so-brilliant ideas, and dashed to her room to change her outfit.

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"Kakashi, I just got a call from Tsunade-sama. She needs me to come down and help her with a couple groups of chunin…who accidentally got their heads stuck in some poison ivy patches.", Sakura sighed and poked her head into the kitchen, where Kakashi was bent over piles upon piles of paperwork and files. He looked up at her with a tired smile, "Good luck with that. I'm still working on separating the groups of new students, so I'm guessing that I'll be in this spot when you get back."

"Good luck to you too then.", Sakura smiled thoughtfully, as she walked over to him for a quick kiss, "I'll try to be home in a couple of hours, but when I get back…I'll give you a backrub."

"Hey, don't distract me now.", Kakashi smirked underneath mask, "I'll hold you to that when you get home."

Sakura giggled all the way to the door, and until she had sped off into the night to meet up with the Hokage.

Kakashi sighed. He would've loved to get that backrub now…but if he didn't finish this paperwork shit tonight, Tsunade would be pissed and rant when she saw him, blah, blah, blah…

It was an hour of erasing, scribbling, cursing, marking, checking, refilling, searching, and shuffling, before there was a polite knock on the front door. Rubbing his revealed eye with the back of his hand, Kakashi yawned sleepily.

Opening the front door softly, Kakashi was a bit surprised to see who he did standing there in front of him; he was woken immediately.

"Hello there Kakashi!", Ino chirped sweetly, smiling cutely and wrapping her arms behind her lower back, trying to make a sexy pose. Kakashi blinked, he was too tired to ask why she had come over at this time, it was 9:30, so instead he answered politely, "Yo."

"Are you going to invite me in?!", Ino smiled and asked, indicative.

"Well, Sakura's not here…"

Kakashi hadn't finished his sentence, before Ino rushed past him, quickly into the house, "Oh silly Kakashi!..".

Honestly, Kakashi was incredibly sleepy once again, because of all the damn paperwork, and couldn't really care less that Ino had basically forced herself inside. He allowed her to sit on the couch opposite of where he was standing. She continued,

"…I'm not here to see Sakura! I'm here to see you!", Ino winked seductively, although her voice was perky and innocent.

Kakashi sighed, "Well Ino, that's very kind and all, but I'm about to get to bed. So I don't mean to be rude, but you should leave now."

Ino ignored him, and stretching her arms high above her head, Ino purred, "You like my outfit, Kakashi?"

He had even noticed what Ino was wearing. Or, wasn't wearing. Kakashi's revealed eye made a quick scan over Ino. Short black skirt, tight red tube-top, strapped heels, mountains of rouche.

Slut.

"You look…erm…nice?", Kakashi tried to sound as sincere as he could. It apparently fooled Ino, because she practically squealed, brushing her miles of blonde hair behind her, "Oh thank you Kakashi! I just got it today! I was hoping you would like it!"

Kakashi just smiled politely…

"So,", Ino smiled, scooting over and patting the seat next to her, "Why don't you join me here on this, comfortable couch, Kakashi?"

"Nah," Kakashi yawned slightly, "I'm good. Thanks though."

Ino chuckled in slight annoyance. But quickly she smiled and stood, "Kakashi! Why don't you give me a tour of the house?!"

"…You've been over here before…many times in-fact."

Ino just stood there, jaw opened slightly. The rage was slowly building up inside of her.

"Oh, come on anyway! I've never gotten to see the back room! Sakura never let me go in there!", Ino made this up entirely, as she clinked over and grabbed Kakashi by the hand forcefully; pulling him to the back of the house. Kakashi just sighed hopelessly, and went along with her without a fight.

Bursting into Sakura's bedroom, Ino quickly made for the bed and yanked Kakashi down next to her. She crossed her legs, and turned to face Kakashi, "Now,", she almost whispered, "Isn't this nice?"

Kakashi sighed once more, "Ino, what are you doing?"

"Doing?!", Ino gasped, puffing her chest out. She pouted innocently, "Why, Kakashi! I don't know what you're talking about!" As she finished up the sentence, Ino gently laid her hand on Kakashi's shoulder.

"Alright.", Kakashi said, not in a mean tone, but sternly, as he plucked Ino's hand from his shoulder and stood up, "You need to leave now, Ino."

But as if she didn't hear him, Ino suddenly grinned slyly and cooed, "Ooh, Kakashi! So you like it that way, do you?!" Then Ino quickly got on her knees before Kakashi, her face inches from his crotch, "I never knew that about you, Kakashi!", she giggled almost drunkly.

Enough was enough. Kakashi was getting annoyed now. He glared down at Ino, grabbing her arm firmly.

"Hey!", Ino snarled, annoyed at this action.

Kakashi did not answer, until they were at the front door. Gently he pushed Ino out and rubbed his forehead tiredly, "Ino, I don't know what's gotten into you tonight, but just knock it off; Sakura will kill you if you keep doing…whatever it is you're doing."

And Kakashi shut the door, Ino's red and furious face disappearing in the process.


PLEASE REVIEW...thanks lol...I'l update in a while...GRR! Okay I am pissed lol So I'm sorry, but you all get to read my rant! Alright, reason number one for my being pissed off: Some jackass broke into our car and ripped out it's DVD player (fricking bastards).

Mk, and reason number two: I have just recently written a SasuSaku oneshot fic (It's posted, check it out if you like the couple plz), and someone is accusing me of copyright!! I've read her SasuSaku fic before, and I'll admit that it gave me a FEW IDEAS on where to go with my fic, but NEVER did I copy of paste her material because that is THE lowest most pathetic thing a writer could ever do! GRRRRRRR!! Our stories our fricken completely different!!! I am so pissed right now that she had the nerve to say I copyrighted and now is threatening me to take it off!

Hahaha, like I'm gonna do that, IT'S MY OWN DAMN STORY!

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