Kags: I Hate You!
Sesshy: And I Hate You More!!
Kags: No I Hate YOU MORE!!
Me: Sighing while watching them from the sofa with Inu. Oh Hi!! It's been a mouth and these two are still at it so I would like to welcome you to the I Hate You More Then Life It Self Show. Staring Mr. Cold Fluff and Ms. Evil Nag.
Kags and Sesshy: HEY!!!
Inu: It's true. You two have been fighting for two weeks and it's really annoying now.
Me: Inu when did you start to care what they did?
Inu: When you left me to watch the kids. You know damn well I don't work well with kids.
Me: But I thanked you didn't I.
Inu: Yeah but Love, that one little date we had wouldn't do me much, and besides that I don't see you as much any more. How about you and me go on another date and leave the kids with their parents.
Me: Wait. I was going out with you before I asked you to take the kids.
Kags: You went on a date with my ex.
Sesshy: You went on a date with my brother. What did I tell you?
Me: Hey! It's free game and who do you think you are my father?
Kags: I can't believe that you go out with a cheater, no good of a dog
Me: Hey! Don't talk about my Inu like that. And besides he knows what would happen if he cheats on me. Turns to Inu. Don't you?
Inu: Yes, Love.
Sesshy: Damn Yasha!! She got you on a tight leash.
Inu: Not as tight as the one Kagome has on you. The big baby cries at night cause he can't be with his Kagome and then whines about me cooking and says that "Kagome's cooking is better then yours".
Sesshy: Shut Up!!
Rin: But it's true daddy.
Ship: Yeah!
Inu: It's a damn shame when your kids rat you out, isn't it.
Sesshy: Out The Both Of You!! He yelled as the kids ran outside to play.
Kags: Runs of to Sesshy and starts to cry. Awww, Sesshy!!
Sesshy: What is it? Why are you crying my love?
Me: Cause she was kind of doing the same thing.
Sesshy: Kind of?
Me: Yeah but differences of the fact that she ripped up half of the stuff you gave her and half of my stuff too, broke half of my dishes, listen to nothing but sad songs and she found out that she...Kagome put her hand over my mouth.
Sesshy: Found out what?
Kags: Nothing!! Nothing at all. Then moved her hand away.
Me: I turned and looked at her, then to Inu, then back to Kagome. He's going to found out one way or another.
Sesshy: About What??
Kags: Nothing!! Nothing at all!!
Inu: Why don't you tell him already?
Kags: Cause I'm not to sure of myself yet, and how do you know?
Me: I told him.
Kags: Why?
Me: Cause I can't keep this on the down low with everyone. Besides he's the only person I told.
Inu: And unlike her I don't talk about my family or friends issued to anyone but them.
Me: Hey!! It's only because we're the only friends and family you have. I mumble under my breath.
Inu: Anyway. He grabs me around the waist. We should tell him and them to finger it out.
Me and Kags: No Way!
Inu: But Why? Why not tell him and get it over with?
Kags: ALRIGHT already!! I'll tell the bastards that I'm...I'm
Me and Inu: COME OUT WITH IT ALREADY!!!
Kags: Alright!! I'm...Ahhh
Sesshy: Your what? Cheating on me? Leaving me? Toying with me? Pregnant? What?
Kags: Ahh...The last one. She said in a whisper while looking at the floor.
Sesshy: What?
Kags: I'm pregnant Sesshy!! She said a little louder. She looked up to see what he was doing, only to see him with a calm look on his face. Sesshy??
Sesshy:...
Inu: Hey Bro, are you okay? He pat him on the back and Sesshy fell to the floor.
Kags: SESSHY!!??
Me: Well, he took that well.
Inu: You call this well?
Me: Yeah!! At least he didn't do what my dad did when he was told about my mom being pregnant with my brother.
Inu: And what was that?
Me: He locked himself in his room and told my mom he be down when he was as good as dead.
Inu: Ouch!! How she get him out?
Me: She said she was going to set the house on fire with him still in it starting with his room.
Inu: Scary!!
Me: You think?
Kags: Can you two end this damn fic already and help me with Sesshy! She said from the floor with Sesshy's head in her lap.
Inu and Me: Sure. Whatever.
Me: I hope you keep on reading this fic.
Inu: Yeah and in the next Chapie, we'll get Sesshy to finish his story then a wedding is in order.
Me: Until the next up and down we bid you...
Me, Inu, and Kags: GOODNIGHT AND AUDO!!! We said as we picked up Sesshy and left the room.
