Me: Hey There It's A New Year And I Wanted To Start It Off By Bringing New Life Into It Sooooo. . . . . . . .
Kags and Sessy: LET'S START THE SHOW!!!
Cats And Dogs Don't Mix Well With Baby Soup
In the memory of Lilly, Max, and Cocoa the best dogs and cat anyone can ask for.
"Awww" Sango said. "Come on you still can't be mad at Sesshy are you?"
"Hell yea I'm still mad at that egotistical, self centered, selfish arrogant ass." Kagome said. She's been mad at Sesshomaru for three weeks now and all because they have different views on pets.
Flashback To Eight Months
After The Whole InuYasha Thing.
(A/N: They deiced to wait until the baby was born first before they got
married. Something about dropping the baby at the alter.)
"You and the baby are fine now, Kagome. You're free to go now." Doctor Suikotsu said to Kagome on her daily check up.
"Thank You, Doctor Suikotsu. Where would we be with out you."
"Well don't worry about it too much. Now I need you to come back in two weeks for the baby's last check up, Deal."
"Deal!" She said and shook his hand.
Kagome left the hospital after she signed all the papers the doc gave her. Sesshomaru was there to pick her up.
"Hey Love!" He said walking up to her. "Ready to go home."
"Hey yourself and yes I am." she said walking to the car.
On their way back to Sesshomaru's, Kagome asked if she could go home to get her pets. He said yes so the went to her house first. When they left they left with two containers of fish, a bird, and two carriers he had no idea what was in it cause she covered it.
"Kagome dear, whats in the carriers?" He asked as the left the house.
"Don't worry about it." was all she said as she fell asleep in the car.
He nothing more. They got to the house and he carried Kagome out of the car and told a maid to bring all of her pets as he took he up stairs.
Two Hours Later. . . . . . . .
CRASH. . . . . . . .SMASH. . . . . . CRASH. . . . . . .BASH. . . . . . .SMASH. . . . . . . .
Kagome woke to these sounds. She got up right away and was about to run down stairs when Shippo and Rin ran in with Buyo and Kirara.
"I told you daddy or his dogs don't like cats Shippo!!"
"Well how was I supposed to know that he had Max and Cocoa with him."
"What is going on you two?" Kagome asked them. Then a bang on the door made the two jump and run to the bed where Kagome was as the door busted open showing an anger Sesshomaru, a siberian husky(Max), and a mean looking rottweiler( Cocoa).
"HAND OVER THOSE CATS NOW!!!" he yelled.
"GET THOSE MUTTS OUT OF HERE NOW!!!" Kagome yelled back.
"Not Until I Get The Cats." He said a little calmer on the count of he was talking to Kagome.
"Sesshomaru, get the hell out of here with those dogs you're scaring the children." she hissed at him.
"Fine, but you and me need to talk." he said as he left the room with the dogs.
Kagome followed him and told the children to stay in the room with the cats.(A/N: Need I explain what they were fighting about when they left the room. . . . . . . . . .I think not!!!)
A load CRASH was heard before Kagome stomped back to the room where the children were. "Shippo Get Your Things And Put Buyo And Kirara BACK In Their Carries. WE'RE LEAVING!!!"
"But Why???" They asked at the same time.
"Just do what I said Shippo."
"I Want To Go Too!!!" Rin yelled.
"Oh, Right. Just go and pack quickly."
They did what was told of them and they left without a word.
Mean While Sesshomaru Wakes Back Up. . . . . . .After Kagome Hits Him In The Head With A Vase.
"Ouch" He said feeling his head. "Note To Self: Never make Kagome MAD While she's preagnet . . . . . . . . . or ever for that matter."
He got up to see if he could found her still in the house. But he was too late and not only did she leave but she took the children as well. He walked over to the phone and called Sango and told her what happen. She yelled at him for a little while but then said she would keep an eye on Kagome and the kids but he would have to make up with her on his own.
End Of Flashback
Kagome, was getting sick of Sango telling her what to do. So she got up and was on her way out the door until. . . . . . . . . ."Ummm, Sango?"
"Yes, Kagome."
"My water broke."
"WHAT???"
"I Said. . . . ."
"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!!!" She said in a panic. "OMG, YOU'RE A WEEK EARLY!!! Ummm. . . . . OK, Ok, ok! We can work this out. Just breath for now Kagome and relax. Ummm. . . . . . . .Shippo Call your Grandmother, my brother and your uncle! Rin call the hospital and your father. Tell them to meet us at the hospital. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!!!"
Me: Ok!! That's It for now!! I'll. . . . . . . .
Sesshy: Well Do No Such Of A Thing!!!
Kags: That's so maen, Brett!!!
Me: Ok, Ok, Ok. I'll finish it. Party Poopers.
In The Houspital. . . . .
"Kagome breath already." (Sango)
"I Am Damn You." (Kagome)
"Kagome, Dear please calm down." (Ayame)
"I'LL KILL HIM!!!" (Kagome)
"Who are you talking about dear." (Ayame)
"YOU DAMN WELL WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT. I'LL DE-MAN HIM BEFORE I GET PREGNET AGAIN!!!" (Kagome)
"Ok. You can do that at a later time but right now just breath and calm down." (Kagura)
"The Next FUCKING PRESON WHO TELLS ME TO BREATH OR CALM DOWN, WELL BE TAKING THEIR LAST BRAETH TODAY!!"
"OK!!! And that's my quew to leave." Souta said running out the door.
"MEN!!!" (All of them)
"Ok, now that we got that out our system. . . . . . . ." (Sango)
"I'M KILLING ALL THE MALES IN THE WORLD!!!" (Kagome)
"Well the most of us anyway." (Kagura)
"Hey? Where did the doctor go???" (Ayame)
On the other side of the door. . . . .
"I'LL DE-MAN HIM BEFORE I GET PERGNET AGAIN!!!"
"She's not series is she?" (Sesshomaru)
"Man I hate to be in your shoes right now." (Kohaku)
"She could be, and there's only one way to found out." Doctor Suikotsu said (Got scare himself and left the room before Souta In search of Sesshomaru.) handing Sesshomaru the doctor's outfit so he can go in as well.
As Souta walked out, he vowed that if his girl was anything like he's sister, he would not have any kids. "I weather adopt then go thou this." He saw Sesshomaru and Doctor Suikotsu. He wished them luck and Sesshomaru the best of wishes. He was going to need it.
Back In The Room Of Pain. . . . . . . . .
Sesshomaru walked over to Kagome and held her hand. Big mistake which he found out the hard way as she pushed and squeze his hand to death while yelling at him. "I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!!"
"Alright now Kagome, I see the head so stop pushing." Suikotsu said trying his best not to faint. "Ok Kagome, when I say push you push Ok." When she nodded "Ok and. . . . . . . . . .Push Kagome, Push!!"
She pushes with all her might all while cutting off the blood curalation from Sesshomaur's hand until they heard the sounds of a baby crying.
"Its a. . . . . . . .Girl. . . . . . . . " Doctor Suikotsu fainted.
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