No, No, No! sigh. Fine

Disclaimer: James and Lily sitting in a tree, J-K-Row-ling's-com-plete-ly! ( in other words I own nothing, but the plot)

10:40 AM"Where have you been all my life, Lily?"

"Hiding from you."

10:45 AM"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

10:50 AM"Is this seat empty?"

"Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."

10:55 AM"Your place or mine?"

"Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."

11:00 AM "Hey flower, what's your sign?"

" Do not enter."

11:05 AM "Your body is like a temple."

" Sorry, there are no services today. Or ever."

11:10 AM " I would go to the end of the world for you."

"But would you stay there?"

11:15 AM "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy," said James with a dreamy expression on his face.

Lily closed her eyes for a moment. "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

"Lily…are you imagining me?!"

11:20 AM "If you were a booger I would pick you first."

"That's not exactly a compliment, Potter."

11:25 AM "Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"

"Alright, Potter, you've got me. In truth, I'm actually an ugly, man eating troll with fungus growing everywhere."

"Lily, it's what's on the inside that counts….but just to be safe….eat Padfoot first."

11:30 AM "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"No, Potter, I believe what you are experiencing is called Hallucinations."

11:35 AM "I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?"

Lily frowned.

"Half way there, muffin…now turn that frown upside down!"

Lily frowned and scowled.

11:40 AM "I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

"You take my breath away too Potter. So do us all a favor a take a shower."

11:45 AM "So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?"

"You already stalk me."

"I prefer to call it guarding you against possible boyfriends…or GYAPB for short."

11:50 AM"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"Four things. One: no. Two: I would burn my home. Three: I would move. And four: NO."

11:55 AM"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life."

"You, Potter, are like a blank book. There is no meaning to it, and it just annoys you."

12:00 PM "If a million people sat at a million typewriters for a million years, they would never be able to type enough words to describe how beautiful you are."

"If a billion people sat at a billion typewriters, with a million dictionaries, thesauruses, computers, and calculators, they would never be able to sum up how annoying, egotistical, and prideful you are."

"Why Lily…that was almost a ….oh wait…never mind."

12:05 PM "I only know of one thing hotter than the sun, you."

"I only know two things that are worse than you. 1.Two of you. 2. Two of you plus Sirius Black."

12:10 PM"If you weren't here I'd have to be the hottest person in this place."

("Hey!" yelled Sirius)

"Aside from Padfoot, that is."

Lily just shook her head.

"Potter…you have come to me every other five minutes. If I say yes to going on a date with you….WILL YOU DESIST?"

"Yes…I think…Padfoot!" he said in a stage whisper. Sirius nodded trying to be discreet, but failing.

In the end, Lily went out with James. It wasn't half bad, considering how many times she slapped him for being stupid and listening to Sirius. (32 to be exact)

But after a while, she grew fond of him…and well… you know the rest of the story.

The End