--James-What's your number?
--Lily : It's in the phonebook.
--James: But I don't have your name.
--Lily: that's in the phonebook too.
--James: hey lily?
--Lily: yes, potter?
--James: what's a phone book?
--James: You're trying to picture me naked aren't you?
--Lily: No, I'm trying to picture you with a brain.
--James: I know how to please a woman.
--Lily: Good, that means you'll leave me alone then.
--James:
"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking
off?"
--Lily: "Do you even know what an airport is
Potter?"
--James: "Err… some kind of animal?"
James:
"Pinch me."
Lily: "If you insist."
James: "Dang
it Evans that hurt!"
Lily: "So, was there any particular
reason you wanted me to inflict pain on you, not that I minded in the
least?"
James: "I was going to say 'because you're so
fine I must be dreaming'. But in my dream you would have snogged me
senseless not given me a bruise."
Lily: "I can give you
another one to match if you'd like."
James: "No
thanks…Padfoot!! New strategy!!"
James: "Potter, James Potter."
Lily: "Evans. Lily Evans"
James: "Me. Date Me."
Lily: "No. Heck No"
James walked up to Lily. "Hey Lily-flower…can I see your hand?"
Lily: "Why?"
James: "I'll show you."
James takes her hand a draws a line across it. "This is a really big river. There is a bunny on one side and he needs to get to the other side. How does he do it?"
Lily: "I don't know…how?"
James: "bunny jump in river, bunny goes glubglubglub.
Lily: "So how's the bunny supposed to get across the river?"
James (displaying cute puppy eyes) : " I don't know…I just wanted to hold your hand.:
SMACK!
James: "Owowowowow! Why did you hit me lily?"
Lily: sarcastically : "Oh, I don't know…I just wanted to smack your face."
XXXX
James: "Lily…I've just discovered something."
Lily: "Wow..note to self….Potter actually used his brain. What did you discover?"
James: "Sirius doesn't give good advice."
Lily: "oh really?! I never would have guessed."
James: "So what I'm trying to say is…Lily...(in walks a bunch of Gryffendor guys carring 100 white roses) You are 100 times more beautiful than 100 roses."
Lily: "James…..you're sweet…really…and as much as I hate to say it, you're kinda cute. So if you stop taking Sirius' dating advice…. I'll take you seriously and might consider dating you."
James: "Really?"
Lily; "Really."
James: "really, really?"
Lily: "really. Now go bug Sirius or someone."
James: skips off happily
Alright….so that is an extra chapter….I couldn't resist adding another…thanks to all of you who reviewed and gave me more good ideas for this chapter….expect to see a new James/Lily comedy soon…or possibly a James-lives-to-raise-harry-and-is-overprotective kind of story..
Love,
Arisusa
