--James-What's your number

--James-What's your number?

--Lily : It's in the phonebook.

--James: But I don't have your name.

--Lily: that's in the phonebook too.

--James: hey lily?

--Lily: yes, potter?

--James: what's a phone book?

--James: You're trying to picture me naked aren't you?

--Lily: No, I'm trying to picture you with a brain.

--James: I know how to please a woman.

--Lily: Good, that means you'll leave me alone then.

--James: "Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"
--Lily: "Do you even know what an airport is Potter?"
--James: "Err… some kind of animal?"

James: "Pinch me."
Lily: "If you insist."
James: "Dang it Evans that hurt!"
Lily: "So, was there any particular reason you wanted me to inflict pain on you, not that I minded in the least?"
James: "I was going to say 'because you're so fine I must be dreaming'. But in my dream you would have snogged me senseless not given me a bruise."
Lily: "I can give you another one to match if you'd like."
James: "No thanks…Padfoot!! New strategy!!"

James: "Potter, James Potter."

Lily: "Evans. Lily Evans"

James: "Me. Date Me."

Lily: "No. Heck No"

James walked up to Lily. "Hey Lily-flower…can I see your hand?"

Lily: "Why?"

James: "I'll show you."

James takes her hand a draws a line across it. "This is a really big river. There is a bunny on one side and he needs to get to the other side. How does he do it?"

Lily: "I don't know…how?"

James: "bunny jump in river, bunny goes glubglubglub.

Lily: "So how's the bunny supposed to get across the river?"

James (displaying cute puppy eyes) : " I don't know…I just wanted to hold your hand.:

SMACK!

James: "Owowowowow! Why did you hit me lily?"

Lily: sarcastically : "Oh, I don't know…I just wanted to smack your face."

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James: "Lily…I've just discovered something."

Lily: "Wow..note to self….Potter actually used his brain. What did you discover?"

James: "Sirius doesn't give good advice."

Lily: "oh really?! I never would have guessed."

James: "So what I'm trying to say is…Lily...(in walks a bunch of Gryffendor guys carring 100 white roses) You are 100 times more beautiful than 100 roses."

Lily: "James…..you're sweet…really…and as much as I hate to say it, you're kinda cute. So if you stop taking Sirius' dating advice…. I'll take you seriously and might consider dating you."

James: "Really?"

Lily; "Really."

James: "really, really?"

Lily: "really. Now go bug Sirius or someone."

James: skips off happily

Alright….so that is an extra chapter….I couldn't resist adding another…thanks to all of you who reviewed and gave me more good ideas for this chapter….expect to see a new James/Lily comedy soon…or possibly a James-lives-to-raise-harry-and-is-overprotective kind of story.. 

Love,

Arisusa