I've decided that "Life Could Be A Dream" is my favorite, but the rest of the story is really good!:P "Please, Mr. Jailer" is from the movie Cry Baby - I don't know the name of the actress who sings it. Enjoy!
"I didn't do anything!" Kuwabara whined, sticking his face in between the bars. "Hiei stole a Marilyn Monroe picture from a restaurant we went to earlier. We were just tryin' to return it."
"What's going on here?"
They all turned to see a squat, round sheriff standing by his desk with his hands on his hips. The boys in the cell all made it obvious that they didn't much care for him – Hiei growled low in his throat, Yusuke tried to spit at him, Kuwabara let out a string of cusswords under his breath, giving the sheriff a death glare, Kurama gave him the finger when his head was turned.
"Why are these boys locked up in here?" Botan asked, marching up to the sheriff. "They were only trying to return something!"
"The creep is tryin' to get us put away for stealin' a car!" Kuwabara stated, pointing at the sheriff.
Shizuru reached in through the bars and smacked her brother in the head. He rubbed the back of his head, pouting.
"Don't talk about a cop like that – he could send you to prison for something even worse."
"But Shizuru, we really didn't take a car!"
"Why would you accuse these blockheads of stealing someone's car?" Shizuru asked, her head swiveling towards the sheriff.
"We have witnesses that say otherwise," The sheriff shrugged. "Boys!"
He turned; addressing the four large polices officers that were walking towards them.
"Take 'em away," The sheriff stated. "Separate them, put them in the four empty cells we have back there."
Keiko stepped forward, her eyes wide with concern. She clasped her hands together by her chest, pleading.
"Please, Mr. Jailer, won't you let my man go free?" She sang, looking into the sheriff's eyes. "Please, Mr. Jailer, won't you let my man go free?"
The boys in the cell tapped on the bars, keeping a beat as the other three girls snapped their fingers.
"He don't belong in prison, though he's as guilty as can be." She sang, dancing swiftly over to the cell in front of Yusuke. "The only crime he's guilty of is simply lovin' me! Please, Mr. Jailer, won't you let my man go free?"
The sheriff shook his head, gesturing to the door. The big cops unlocked the door and stepped in, handcuffing the boys again. The shoved the boys out of the cell, walking them down a hall. Keiko watched them, following them with her eyes.
"Well, I know it won't be long Before they cut his hair off, too. Still I'm hopin' there's one favor That I could beg of you So-"
"Please, Mr. Jailer won't you let my man go free?" The other girls sang, joining Keiko. "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
They followed the sheriff, who followed the other cops with the boys down the long hall to the cells. Yusuke and Kuwabara were put in the two cells on the right, Kurama and Hiei in the two on the left.
"Please, Mr. Jailer, won't you let this jailbird free?" The boys sang, sticking their heads through the bars to look at the sheriff. "Whoa, oh-oh!"
The girl's shimmied over to the cells (Keiko at Yusuke's, Yukina at Kuwabara's, Shizuru at Hiei's and Botan at Kurama's) as the boys tapped their foot against the concrete floor to keep the beat.
"Just look into his eyes, open up that door." Keiko sang, pushing up against the bars of Yusuke's cell in an attempt to get close to him. "Just listen to his guitar, you will know the score."
Yusuke pushed himself against the bars, trying to get close to Keiko. He held onto the bars, his arms stretching up the length of the cell door.
"Please, Mr. Jailer!" Yusuke sang, curling his lip. "Let an honest man go free!"
Keiko tossed her head back, shaking it wildly as she sang up at the ceiling.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Please, Mr. Jailer Don't you make no lifer outta me!" The boys sang, looking at the girl in front of them. "I'm innocent, I swear it. Let my woman testify, she'll tell you were I was that night!"
"Yeah, I'm his alibi!" The girls sang looking at the sheriff and the four large cops that stood behind him with their arms crossed over their chests.
"Please, Mr. Jailer!"
"Won't you let my man go free?" Keiko sang, pleading.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei shook the bars violently as they sang to their girl.
"Well, I'm tired of pressin' license plates down in this rotten hole, I gotta reach the outside before I lose control! Please Mr. Jailer, don't you make no lifer outta me."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
The girls danced up against the bars of the cells, running their hands through their hair as the boys continued to sing.
"Please, Mr. Jailer, let me out of this penitentiary. Please Mr. Jailer, don't you make no lifer outta me!"
"Please, Mr. Jailer, won't you let my man go free?"
Keiko raised her arms up above her head, grabbing Yusuke's hands through the bars. The other couples did the same, letting their hands slide down in between the thick bars. The girls let go of the boys' hands then turned, sliding down against the bars.
"Whoa, ho ho oh! Whoa, ho," Keiko sang, grabbing Yusuke's hand again. "Let my man go free!"
"Whoa oh oh!" Yusuke sang, tossing his head back. "Don't make no lifer outta me!"
"All right, that's enough!" The sheriff snapped.
He motioned towards the girls and the cops grabbed a hold of them, pulling them from the cell doors and dragging them out of the building.
The sheriff stood in front of Yusuke's cell, smirking at him.
"I think I'm gonna have my hands full with you."
Yusuke spat at the sheriff. The sheriff grimaced, wiping his face with his hand. He glared at Yusuke, getting close.
"Don't you mess with me, you son of a bitch!"
