Hello Hello. We meet again! Or maybe not.. Anyways, this here fan fic is the continuation of the original Anime Party that I wrote. Plot wise, it's not a continuation. Heck, there is no plot! It's all just random! (Well, I guess it has more of a plot that the first one did…) Anyways, ENJOY!
Disclaimer: The only characters I own (and are owned by LTC Corp.) are Lisa, Tina, Chelsea, Danny (a.k.a. Unknown Voice, and The Stalker), and Alex. All of the other characters (who appear in Dragonball Z, Legend of Zelda, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy, and Pokémon) are owned by their creators/owners, etc etc blah blah blah.
Anime Party!!! 2
Lisa: Hi everybody!
Tina: Lisa, forget it.
Chelsea: Why
did Sesshoumaru have to lock us out of our own apartment?
Tina: How am I suppose to know?
Lisa: Well you're the one who thinks he is cute.
Tina: Actually,
I think Largo is cute. Sesshoumaru is just one of my friends.
--Inside--
Bulma: Does anyone
know where they keep their movies??
Hercule: Hey!
Have you looked in the TV stand??
Bulma: Oh.
There they are.
Hercule: See?
I, Hercule, am the best!
Link: Oh
really? We'll just see about that. HAAAA!!! -slices Hercule in half-
Goku: Thank
you! He was really starting to bug me. Now, where did Seto Kaiba go?
We have a score to settle.
Seto: Here
I am. Let's get it on!
--TV: choose your destiny--
Shippo: Look!
I'm a spider!!
Goku: No!
Don't press that button!!!
--TV: -ding- master--
Goku: Great.
Just great. We were supposed to go to novice.
--TV: choose your fighter--
Seto: Ha!
I got Sub-Zero before you.
Goku: Well,
I got Cage!
Vegita: Oh
Ya! I got Sonya!
Shippo: Mortal
Kombat is the greatest! Hmm, who should I be?
Vegita: I'll
pick a cute guy for you. Here, Scorpion.
Shippo: Nooo!
I hate Scorpion!!
Vegita: What's
that Scorpion?? You want to go see a movie together??
--Outside--
Chelsea: Hmm,
I wonder what there doing in there?
Lisa: Look!
A window! Who's the lightest?
Tina: Me!
Chelsea: ok.
Tina: Now,
lift me up and I'll get through the window.
Lisa: how
much do you weigh?
Tina: Only
95 lbs.
Lisa: Are
you sure? I think your lying!
Tina: almost
there... A little closer...
Chelsea: Hurry
up! You're obviously heavier than 95 lbs.
Tina: Hai!
Ha ha ha! Now I will be able to par-tay around! Not you!
Muahahahahaha! Huh, oh shit. -falls off window-
Lisa: Look
who's laughing now?
Tina: Sesshoumaru!
Help me!!
--Inside--
Sesshoumaru: Huh? Tina? Where are you?
--Outside--
Tina: I'm outside!
--Inside--
Sesshoumaru: Okay. -walks to door, opens it, and
only lets Tina in, then closes the door again.-
Tina: Ha :P
--Outside--
Lisa: Stupid
little-
Chelsea: There
must be some way to get in!
Lisa: I'm
going to kill Tina and her little pimp too!
Chelsea: Ummm...
--Inside--
Kaiba: Ha!
Shippo, you have been defeated!Shippo: Look!
I'm a spider! Who's sad...
Yu-Gi: Can
you hurry up Kaiba?!?
Vegita: Kaiba,
has anybody told you how cute you are?
Kaiba: Goku,
please control your boy friend!
Goku: What?
I'm married to Chi Chi.
Chi Chi: Did
you say something honey?
Goku: You're
still alive??
Chichi: Well,
Cloud, Trunks, Link: You're not for long! DIE!!! -kills Chi Chi-
Bulma: I
see that you boys are getting along so well. That's great!
Trunks: Why
mom?
Bulma: I
should tell you something. You, Cloud, and Link are all brothers.
Link: Really?
cool!
Bulma: And
Vegita isn't your father..
Trunks: He
isn't??
Bulma: Why
of course not! Why would I sleep with a gay man?
Cloud: Then
who is?
Bulma: It's
either Krillen, Master Roshi, Miroku, Brock, or Shippo..
Cloud, Trunks, Link: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Bulma: Hmm,
maybe I could ask my Dad to do one of those DNA thingies.
That's if he's still alive.
Goku: AHHH!
How dare you defeat Cage? NOO! How could you betray our trust??
Kaiba: WTF
are you talking about you fool? We made no trust. It was Shippo who
you teamed up with!
Goku: ...Oh
ya. I remember now...
Kaiba: Now
that the fools gone, I can concentrate on my new enemy...
Vegita: Kaiba!
It's just you and me...
--TV-DING--
Vegita: -shocked-
How could you? He was cute!
Kaiba: Ha!
Now I am the Mortal Kombat champion! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tina: So,
you won eh? well, how about we have another tournament and I take
your title away?
Largo: I
will play also. 1 \/\/1LL 0WNZ0r j00!! (Translation: I will defeat you.)
Kaiba: I
accept your challenge!!
Yu-Gi: Kaiba!
Stop fooling around and duel me! You wanted to do it before!
Kaiba: I
have stopped playing that foolish card game! I am now into MK!!
Yu-Gi: As
you wish, but can I have your deck?
Kaiba: No!
--outside--
Chelsea: There
has to be some way in!
Lisa: The
door, but its locked.
Unknown Noise: -Pitter
patter-
Chelsea: Do
you hear that?
Lisa: Of
course not!
Unknown Noise: Hello
Chelsea & Lisa: -Turn
around- AHHH!!!!!
--inside--
Sesshoumaru: Where did Jaken go? I want to cook him...
--outside--
Lisa: OMG!!!
Chelsea: It's
the stalker! Who we call: The Stalker!!
Lisa: I
thought we named him Danny..
Chelsea: Oh
ya..
Lisa: -runs
up to the door- TINA!! LET ME IN!!
--inside--
Tina: -playing mortal Kombat- KYYYAAAA!!! (screaming an attack name)
--outside--
Lisa: ...Ummm, Inuyasha!!
--inside--
Inuyasha: -sleeping-
--outside--
Lisa: I
give up!
Chelsea: -goes
up to the door- Miroku! Let us in!
--inside--
Miroku: Only on one condition..
--outside--
Lisa: -says sarcastically- hmmm, I wonder what that could be?
--inside--
Miroku: I'll only let you in if one of you agree to bear my child.
--outside--
Lisa: I
knew it... and are you nuts??
Chelsea: Hmmm,
to do? or not to do? that is the question..
Danny:
Huh?
--inside--
Sango: Miroku,
I can't believe you! We're getting married tomorrow!
Miroku: Um,
err, Sango I didn't see you there. Heh, heh.. -sweat drop-
Sango: So,
you don't want to marry me, is that it?
Miroku: No,
I just-
Sango: You
hate me, is that it!?!?
Miroku: I
never said-
Sango: I
HATE YOU!!!! -starts chasing Miroku around with her giant boomerang-
Miroku: -is
running for his life- AHHHHHH!!!!!!
--outside--
Lisa: Well,
that idea's out the window.
Chelsea: Man...
--inside--
Vegita: Does
anyone want a makeover?
Everyone: -blank
stares except for Miroku and Sango who is still chasing him-
--outside--
Chelsea: I
hate this.
Lisa: When
we get in there, Tina's doing dishes for a year!
Danny: Anyone
want to play twister?
Chelsea: Make
that two years.
--inside--
Master Roshi: Who
wants to play kiss Master Roshi?
Vegita: Me!
Me!
Master Roshi: Anyone
other than Vegita?
Vegita: Why
does everyone hate me?
Inuyasha: Because
your gay.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
What a hurtful thing to say!
Inuyasha: I
wasn't talking to you.
Kagome: Oh,
OK. Carry on then.
--outside--
Lisa: -spins
the spinner- Right foot purple.
Danny: Purple?
Where's purple?
Chelsea: -banging
on the door- I want in!
Alex: Hey
guys! I heard you were having a party!
Lisa: Well
we are...sort of.
Alex: So
why are you playing twister outside then? -walks over to the door and
opens it-
Lisa: -Glomps
Alex- OMG! You're a genius!
Alex: Well,
duh!
Chelsea: Why
didn't I think of that now...?
Danny: Can
I come in?
Chelsea: No
you S.O.B.
Danny: Wahhh!
You're sooo mean to me! -runs away crying-
Chelsea: He
reminds me of Vegita when he does that
Lisa: Hey,
you're right!
Alex: Who's
a vegetable?
Lisa: -gets
serious- Now, time to kill Tina, her pimp, and everyone else and chew
some bubble gum.
Chelsea: Ya!
w00t!
Lisa: But
I'm all out of bubble gum..
Alex: Ummmm...
k...
-Team Rocket's theme song music starts-
Lisa: Prepare
for trouble!
Chelsea: And
make it double!
Alex: Hey,
what about me?
Ash: -Runs
up to the door- It's Team Rocket!
Lisa: Actually,
no.
Ash: Oh.
Chelsea: We're
Team Kill Tina, her pimp and everybody else!
Ash: O.O
... I see...
Myoga: -Pops
up on Ashes shoulder- hmm, it seems Lisa and Chelsea have come to
seek vengeance against Tina and the rest of us...this would be a good
time to run away.. -disappears-
Kagome: So,
where does Myoga go all the time?
Inuyasha: I
dunno.
Lisa & Chelsea: -Storm
into the house angry-
Cloud, Trunks, Link: Yes! A fight! -run over to
kill Chi Chi-
Goku: Mmmmmm,
this is good food -eating-
Chi Chi: Help
me Goku!
Goku: .
My food is talking! oh well, -continues to eat-
Trunks: So,
who wants the first strike?
Link: Me!!
Cloud: Okay,
go for it!
Link: DIE!
-Kills Chi Chi-
Bulma: -Watching
from the side- My sons get along so well! I'm -Sniffle- So proud
-sniffle-
-Everybody is now fighting each other. In many different ways. Such as Seto, Tina, and Largo who are still playing Mortal Kombat-
Kikyo: Die
Inuyasha! -shoots one of her arrows at Inuyasha but it misses and
hits Pikachu instead- Why does that always happen?Ash: Pikachu!
Noooooo!
Kirara: -turns
into her bigger version- Roar!
Sango: Kirara,
attack Miroku!
Chelsea: Oh
no you don't! -attacks Sango-
Miroku: -is
now being chased by Kirara- Ahh!!
Inuyasha: Die
Shippo!
Shippo: But
I'm on your side!
Inuyasha: Do
you know what Friendly Fire means?
Shippo: Yes,
why... -thinks- AHHHH!!!!! -starts running away-
Lisa: oh,
this looks interesting! -joins Inuyasha in attacking Shippo-
Jaken: Do
you have a need for me Sesshoumaru?
Tina: DIE
TOAD!!!
Jaken: AHHHH!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Now,
if no one minds, I'll just sit back and watch this. -sits on the
coach and starts eating popcorn-
Master Roshi: Krillin!
Use you bald head to blind everyone!
Krillin: Right!
-accidentally aims at Master Roshi-
Master Roshi: No!
Not at me you dumb ass!
Alex: Why
is everyone fighting?
Vegita: -finally
comes out of his corner- Are your eyelashes real?
Alex: Why
yes!
Vegita: Sure
they are! That's what they all say!
Alex: but
they are!
Vegita: like
I said before, Sure they are.
Alex: ok,
this is getting too weird
Chelsea: -stands
on a chair- OK! EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LISA, TINA AND I, OUT!!!
Miroku: -runs
by the chair and knocks it over accidentally knocking over Chelsea-
Chelsea: Whoahhhh!
Lisa: Did
you all hear that?
Everyone: -is
still fighting-
Lisa: -gets
a air horn and blows it-
Everyone: -stops
what their doing and looks at Lisa-
Lisa: I
said, DID ANYBODY HEAR WHAT CHELSEA SAID?!?
Everyone: -blank
stares-
Lisa: Well,
she said: EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR LISA, which is me, TINA AND CHELSEA,
GET OUT!!!!
Alex: But
I just got here! Oh well..
Master Roshi: Help!
I'm Blind!
Lisa: No
one believes you Master Roshi.
Chelsea: I
mean it! Everyone out!
Alex: I'm
leaving!
Vegita: Me
too. No one here will let me give them a makeover!
Alex: Aren't
you a guy though?
Vegita: Ya!
Alex: I
see...
Sango: Let's
go Kirara. And bring Miroku with you. We're not finished yet!
Kirara: Meow!
-drags an unconscious Miroku out the door-
Shippo: But
what about Kagome?
Tina: What
about her?
Shippo: Someone
-glares at Sesshoumaru, who is making an innocent face- threw Kagome
out the window during the fighting.
Chelsea: As
long as she's not in our house I don't care! Now, GET OUT! -Kicks
Shippo, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Jaken, Kikyo, Goku, Krillin, Master
Roshi, Bulma, Trunks, Cloud, Link, Yu-Gi, Seto Kaiba, Largo, and
everyone else out of the house-
Kikyo: I'll
see you in hell!
Chelsea: I look forward to it!
-shuts the door-
Lisa: Look
at this mess! Dead Pikachus everywhere! Movies all over the floor!
Popcorn on the couch! and Goku's dirty dishes!
Chelsea: Well,
have fun cleaning up Tina.
Tina: Why
do I have to clean up?
Lisa: 'cause
you wouldn't let us in the house.
Tina: Oh,
ya. right..
Lisa: And
you're doing the dishes for two years!
Tina: What?
Chelsea: Do
you want us to make it three?
Tina: Stupid
majority..
Lisa: Well,
that was an interesting party considering we weren't in the house for
most of it because of a certain someone...
Chelsea: Whatever.
I'm going to sleep. -walks away-
Tina: So,
when is our next party?
Lisa: Next
week.
Tina: Okay!
Well, wasn't that better than the first one? The next one will be even better! And guess what, it's a slumber party too! Thanks for reading.
