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Disclaimer: The only characters that are owned by me (and LTC Corp.) are Lisa, Tina, Chelsea (a.k.a. Chiru), Good Tina, Bad Tina, Alex, Lie Detector, George, Jenn, and Ishkabob (a.k.a. Noise). All of the other characters (who appear in Inuyasha, Dragonball Z, Pokémon, Final Fantasy, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Legend of Zelda, and Megatokyo) belong to their creators/owners, blah blah.
Anime Slumber Party
Chelsea: Hi
Everybody!
Everybody: -Ignores
her-
Chelsea: Fine.
Be that way.
Inuyasha: So
what's with all the sleeping bags and stuff?
Lisa: Well,
we're having a sleepover.
Miroku: And
why wasn't I invited?
Tina: Take
a guess.
Miroku: Oh...
Chelsea: Actually,
none of the guys were invited.
The Guys: Why
not?
The Girls: -Stare
at them-
The Guys: Oh.
Sesshoumaru: Well, I don't know
about you but I think that's sexist.
Inuyasha: Oh
blah, blah, blah. Go preach to you other pimp friends.
Sesshoumaru: Take that back!
-Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru start fighting-
Vegita: Hey
gang! I brought all the things that you asked for.
Inuyasha & Sesshoumaru: Huh? What stuff?
Vegita: For
the sleepover sillies!
Trunks: Why
was he invited? -talks quietly so that Vegita can't hear him- Was it
because of his little gay thing?
Kagome: No...
he's not invited. He's just letting us borrow his makeup... his
unused makeup that is...
Misty: And
as embarrassing as it is, he owns more makeup then all of us put
together.
Shippo: Ewwwww.
What's Makeup?
Cloud: -Ignores
Shippo- But isn't he a guy? I mean, he is gay but...
Lisa: Hmmm,
good point.
Tina: Okay!
I call a meeting for all girls. Everyone else get out of my house!
-shoves all the guys out of the door-
Shippo: Hey,
let me in!
Inuyasha: Why?
Because you a girl?
Miroku: Ha
ha! Good one.
Inuyasha: Thanks.
Shippo: Wahh!
Kagome! Inuyasha's being mean to me!
Mai: -Opens
the door- Listen kid, we can't have a discussion with you out here
going blah, blah, blah, so shut up! -closes the door-
Shippo: -Is
shocked-
Vegita: -Sniffle-
That was so touching! -sniffle- I need a Kleenex!
Block: -Perks
his head up- hmm, my Hentai Senses are tingling... this way! -Walks
to the side of the house-
Link: Where
are you taking us?
Brock: To
a window. So then we can spy on the girls!
Master Roshi: -Sniffle- You've made an
old man proud Brock.
Brock: Thanks
Master.
Miroku: Hey,
if we open the window a bit, we can hear them without them seeing us.
Sesshoumaru: Hmm, that's pretty
clever for a human...
The Guys: -Gather
around the window-
-inside-
Misty: OMG!
I just love that outfit Mai!
Mai: Thanks.
I got it for only $9999.99!
Misty: Wow...
really? that's such a great deal... heh...
Sango: Miroku's
such a jerk -sniffle- I had to call off the wedding and everything!
Lisa: It'll
be okay Sango.
Kagome: Yeah, I'm sure it'll all
work out.
Kikyo: No, it
won't! It never works out! One minute you're happy, the next you
gotta try to kill your reincarnation because she's trying to steal
the man you're trying to bring to hell and it's just a huge pain!
Sango: Waaaahh!
Lisa: I
don't think that helped...
Kagome: You're
soo mean Kikyo!!
Tina: So,
you think you know more about computers than me, eh Bulma?
Bulma: Well,
duh!
Tina: Then
I challenge you to a duel! A computer duel!!
Bulma: You're
on!
-outside-
Largo: -Talking
to himself- hmmm, a computer duel... I wonder who will win...
Sesshoumaru: I'm not
sure I know what's going on...
Shippo: Same
here...
Goku: This
sucks! There's no food out here!
Master Roshi: Shhhhh!
Cloud: What
is it?
Master Roshi: Everyone hide! Someone's
coming!
-everyone jumps into the bushes-
Inuyasha: OUCH!
Something just pricked me!
Sesshoumaru: We
are in a rose bush.
Inuyasha: Oh
yeah? Wanna fight?
Sesshoumaru: Bring
it on!
Miroku: Quiet
you two! The person's almost here!
Alex: -Walks
by the rose bushes and up to the door, and notices bodies in the rose
bushes- Hmm, I guess Tina went crazy again but at least tried to hide
the bodies... this time...oh well. -rings the door bell-
Tina: -Opens
the door- Oh hey Alex, come on in! -lets Alex in then closes the door
behind her-
Miroku: Quickly!
To the window!
-inside-
Tina: Okay
everyone! Time to play truth or dare!
Lisa: Yes,
I love that game.
Kagome: Do you think we
should let the guys in for this game?
Misty: And
let them ruin it? I don't think so.
Kagome: Good
point.
-outside-
Vegita: I
would sooo not ruin the game!!
The Guys: Shut up!
-inside-
Chelsea: Before I forget, here's the word of the week! Harassment. Get it? Har-ass-ment.
-outside-
Miroku: My God! It's brilliant!
Master Roshi: That young women's going
places.
-inside-
Lisa: Now
on with our game. So, who wants to start?
Tina: I
nominate Chelsea! Chelsea, truth? Or dare?
Chelsea: Ummmm,
Sango: She
says dare!
Chelsea: What? Fine!
Tina: Okay,
ummm. lets see... hmmmm -thinks-
Bad Tina: Ask her to jump
into a rose bush!
Tina: Why?
Bad Tina: I dunno, it's amusing?
Good Tina: No! She will get hurt!
Tina: She
would also get blood all over my rose bushes.
Bad Tina: Oh
fine! Dare her to tell the truth about something.
Good Tina: Finally, something
that won't really hurt anyone...
Lisa: -Waving
in front of Tina's head- Hello in there. Anybody home?
Tina: Of
course not. Okay Chelsea, I dare you to tell us who you like!
Misty: Wouldn't that be a truth then?
Tina: Yes...
I just couldn't think of anything else...
Misty: I
see.
Kagome: So,
Chelsea, who do you like?
Chelsea: Ummmm,
Lisa: Wait
a second, let me get my lie detector.
Chelsea: Jolly good... -sweat drop-
Lisa: It's
on now, so we're all ears now Chelsea.
Lie Detector: Yes Chelsea, all ears.
Chelsea: Uh,
I like a guy name... George...
Everyone: -Gasp-
Lie Detector: Liar! Liar!
-outside-
George: Aww man! Crap! I thought she loved me! -cries and runs away-
-inside-
Kikyo: Do
you hear something?
Mai: Nope.
It's just your dead brain making you hear stuff.
Kikyo: Ya,
that's probably it.
Lie Detector: So Chelsea, Who do you like?
Chelsea: -Thinking- OMG! Why?
Why?!? Ummm, I like...
-silence-
-crickets in the background-
Chelsea: -Whispers-
Miroku...
Everyone: -Gasp-
-outside-
Miroku: -Faints and lands half in a rose bush-
-inside-
Chelsea: There! HAPPY?!?!?
Tina: Yes, very happy indeed.
Okay, who's next?
Sango: Happy?!?!
How can you be happy? MIROKU'S MINE!! DIE!! -Gets out her boomerang
and throws it at Chelsea-
Chelsea: AHH!!
Tina: Okay,
who's next?
Kikyo: I'll
go.
Tina: Okay,
I dare you to kill Kagome or Shippo.
Kagome: Hey!
-outside-
Miroku: -Still in the
bushes-
Shippo: I
heard my name! What did they say?
Inuyasha: -Whispering-
Pick Shippo! Pick Shippo!!
Shippo: Pick me for
what? Am I going to win something?
Inuyasha: Yes,
you're gonna win a great prize.
-inside-
Kikyo: Hmmm, hard
decision... GIVE ME MY SPIRIT BACK KAGOME!!!
Kagome: AHHHHH!!!!!!
-runs away-
Kikyo: Die!!!
-gets out her arrow and shoots it at Kagome but it bounces off of a
wall and goes out the window and hits Shippo-
-outside-
Shippo: AHHHH!
Trunks: Everybody
hide!!
Shippo: -Is stuck to a
tree-
Cloud: -Drags
Miroku completely into the bushes-
-inside-
Everyone: -Runs
to the window-
Mai: OMG!
You killed Shippo! Yay!
Tina: Good
job. okay who's next?
-Several hours later...-
Lisa: Can
someone tell me why we let the boys in? And where is Chelsea and
Sango?Chelsea: -Running by-
AHHHH!!!
Sango: DIE!!!!!
Lisa: Well,
that answers one question...
Tina: -Walks
by- They offered food!
Lisa: Huh?
Tina: We
let the boys in because they offered food...
Lisa: And
what happened to that food?
Tina: Umm,
I...locked it away... ya, that's right. I locked it up!
Lisa: Really?
Is that so?
Tina: Yep!
I locked it up in my stomach...
Lisa: What?
Oh god! How much food was there?!?
Tina: I'm
not saying... -waddles away-
Goku: Lets
watch a movie... MOVIE!! MOVIE!!!!
Lisa: Fine!
-puts a movie into the VCR-
Goku: Yay!!
Master Roshi, Miroku, & Brock: Wow, look at that! -holding a
couple magazines and a flash light-
Goku: I
know all the words to this!
Piccolo: That's
because you star in it.
Goku: So?
I still know all the words!
Sesshoumaru: I'm bored
Inuyasha: For
once, I agree.
Largo: I'm
also bored...
Tina: I've
seen this movie before. Man goes crazy, starts killing people, Goku
or son comes and saves the day.
Vegita: Does
anyone want a makeover?
Kagome: Oooo,
Me!
Vegita: Okay,
where did I put my make-up.
-door bell-
Alex: I
heard you were having another party.
Chelsea: Really?
from who? AHHHHHH!!!
Sango: DIE
CHELSEA!!! You WONT have Miroku! He's Mine!
Miroku: Did
someone call me?
Brock: Wow!
Miroku, look at this!
Miroku: Huh?
Oooo!
Tina: Alex,
weren't you already here?
Alex: Ya,
but somehow I got outside.
Tina: Oh,
well, come in! We're watching a movie.
Alex: Yay!
Goku: You
will never be able to destroy the world Garlic Jr.!
Yu-Gi: Can
you stop quoting your own words?!
Goku: Never!
Largo: -Thinking-
I wonder if there is anything around here to break-- uh, I mean look
at.- My l33t senses are tingling!
-basement-
Alex: -Walking towards the power box- hmm, I wonder what this switch does..-pulls the switch, power dies-
-main floor-
Tina: Noooo! The movie was just getting interesting!
-basement-
Alex: Oops, heh heh... I must hide! If anyone finds me then I'll be dead!
-main floor-
Largo: 3\/1L
15 up0N u5 (Translation: There is an evil doer residing in this
facility.)
Master Roshi, Miroku, & Brock: -Holding a flashlight still looking at the
magazines- Ooo, look! wow!
Misty: Oh
no! Ash, I'm scared! -holds onto Ash's arm-
Ash: Ah!
Where is Pikachu when you need him? oh well, GET OFF!!!
Inuyasha: Look!
I can't see my hand even though it's right in front of my face! How
fun! okay, I'm bored again.
Sesshoumaru: How can that be fun.
Inuyasha: It's
better than doing nothing.
Tina: Okay
people, no need to worry. I got a closet full of weapons and so we'll
all be safe!
Lisa: Uh,
no you don't.
Tina: What??!
Lisa: I
needed the money so I sold your Killstick. All you
have is your little water pistol.
Tina: What?!?
well, at least I have my knife and kitana collection.
Chelsea: Err, no you don't.
Tina: What!?!?
Chelsea: Same
reason as Lisa
Tina: -Faints
standing up-
Lisa: Should
we do something about that?
Chelsea: Nah!
Lisa: Okay.
Chelsea: -Looks
around then smiles- -starts poking Tina-
Lisa: Chiru?
What are you doing?
Chelsea: Nothing...
-continues to poke Tina-
Lisa: Tisk
tisk. Umm, has everyone forgotten that the powers out? -looks around
to see Miroku, Brock, and Master Roshi reading, Largo making
something, and everyone else sleeping- I guess so..
Largo: w00t! 17 15
(0MpL373!! (Translation: Ah ha! It is completed!)
Lisa: What
is complete?
Largo: t3h
ph34r b0t5! (Translation: The robots of fear!)
Lisa: ...
Largo: N0w
1 w1LL ph1Nd t3h 50uR(3! (Translation: Now, I will find the source of this power outage)
Lisa: Well
at least someone cares.
Chiru: Huh? What? -stops poking
Tina- Why are you staring at me like that?!?
Lisa: Never mind.
-door opens-
Jenn: -Walks in- I
finally gathered enough will to go to one of your...anime
-cringes- parties... And I brought my cow!
Cow: Mooooo!
Tina: I think
it has mad cow disease..
Lisa: When
did you wake up?
Tina: Ummm, I don't
know actually..
Cow: -Wanders around-
--Sango, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Ash, Misty, Goku, Vegita, Kagome, Mai, Piccolo, Cloud, Link, Trunks, Kikyo, Lie Detector, Bad Tina, Good Tina, and Bulma are sleeping--
--Shippo is stuck to a tree again, and has died--
--Myoga and Alex are hiding some where--
--George has left and is depressed that no one loves him--
--Lisa, Tina, Chelsea (also known as Chiru), and Jenn are playing a card game--
--Jenn's Cow (named Ishkabob) is wandering the house in the dark--
--Largo is walking through the house with his newly made ph34r b0t5 looking for the source of the black out--
--We now join Alex downstairs in her hiding spot--
Alex: Is it safe to come out
now??
Myoga: Nope, it isn't. I
should find a better hiding spot. its too dangerous here.. -leaves-
Alex: Nooo, come back! I should
go upstairs so no body catches me here! -Finds a staircase and stars
walking up it slowly-
Largo: -Walking
down a different set of stairs- It's dark... too dark... And Master
Roshi stole my flashlight. That bastard! oh well. If I can remember
how to see with my mouth from my Legend of Zelda Training, then I'll
be just fine.. hmpf, I need some booze! huh? what was that sound?
-tries to look but only see blackness-
Noise: -Shuffles-
Largo: DIE!!! -ph34r
bots go out and as they hit the object, they explode- Finally! Light!
Alex: OMG!
Hide!!! -hides-
-upstairs-
Chiru: -Playing cards- Ha ha!
You're the Ass!!
Jenn: Well,
you're the Vice-Ass!
Tina: Haha!
I'm President! Now give me your best cards!
-explosion-
Lisa: OMG! What was that??
Tina: I'll
check! -runs downstairs with a flashlight-
Chiru: But the
game...
-downstairs-
Tina: OMG!
YOU KILLED ISHKABOB! YOU GODLIKE CREATURE!
Jenn: -Runs
downstairs- Nooo! Ishkabob! I'll remember you...as a hero...
-cries-
Tina: -Praising
Largo- Hail Great Teacher Largo!
Largo: y35, 1M Ur
L34D3r! (Translation: Yes, that is correct, I am Great Teacher Largo)
Chiru: Lisa, come here!
-whispering- I think Tina likes Largo now..
Lisa: No
really? When did you figure that out?
Chiru: Just
now, why?
Lisa: I
was being sarcastic!
Chiru: Oh...
Jenn: -Hugging
her cow while crying-
Lisa: Uh,
what are we going to do with the dead cow?
Tina: HAVE A BBQ PARTY!! WOOOO!
Chiru: I
completely agree.
Largo: -Holding
a flashlight- hmmm I think it's think switch... -pulls the switch and
the power returns-
Lisa: Yay!
okay! We're going to have a BBQ Party now. Lets go wake up the
others.
Chiru: I'll go get
Goku to carry the cow!
Tina: I'll
get Brock to cook it!
Largo: -Smiling-
4nD 1 54v3D 73h D4y 4641N! 73h 3ND! (Translation: And I have saved the day again. The End!)
Lisa: It's
not over yet!
Chiru and Tina: -Running around the house banging Pots
and pans while yelling- WAKE UP!! WOOOO!!! WAKE UP!!!
Everyone: -Wakes up-
huh? What's with the pots?
Chiru: It's
our way of waking you all up.
Tina: Goku!
Go get the cow!! Brock Turn on the BBQ!! We're having steak and ribs
and anything else that you can eat from a cow!
Everyone: Yay!!!
Boo: -Pops
up on Largo's Shoulder- Squeak!
Largo: Yes,
I am their God.
--Later that night--
Kagome: Mmmm,
that was delicious!
Brock: Well, I did earn the
title as the "Iron Chef" 5 years in a row.
Mai: Really?
Well I missed out on the food because some one -glares at Goku- stole
my plate.
Goku: -Stuffing
his face, then looks up- What?
Lisa: Looks
like we wont have any leftovers.
Chiru: DUDE!!! He's eating
the cow's things!!
Jenn: -Annoyed and mad at everyone who ate
her cow- They're called utters.
Chiru: What ever. -takes
pictures of Goku eating-
--Even later that night--
Everyone: -Sleeping-
Alex: -Talking to Vegita- I think you
should streak your hair blond, instead of dying it completely blond.
I think it will make your eyes stand out more.
Vegita: Really? Wow, I never thought of
that. I was thinking of dying it red, like Aerial from "The
Little Mermaid". I loved that movie and I wanted to be a mermaid
ever since!
Alex: Really? So do
I!! That's why I have red streaks in my hair!
Tina: Shut up! Some
of us who aren't sleeping are trying to watch TV and can't even hear
it!!!
Vegita and Alex: Sorry..
Tina: Well,
that's the end of our party today. Come back next time to see what
crazy thing will happen next! Or what we'll do to waste valuable
hours of your life.
Alex: Who are
you talking to??
Tina: Uhh, my
pillow... Goodnight!
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