I think this one's the shortest of them all! Haha, it's cute!:P "She's A Lady" by Tom Jones. Enjoy!:)
"Excuse me, but did you just these girls 'sluts'?" Yusuke asked, looking at the four big men with a look like 'what did you say?' on his face.
"Yeah, that's what I said." The guy chuckled, looking back at his friends. "What're you little freaks gonna do about it?"
Kuwabara jumped over the pool table and punched one of the guys in the face. He looked down at the guy, breathing heavily and singing.
"Well, she's all you'd ever want She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take dinner Well, she always knows her place She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner."
Kuwabara looked back at Yukina, smirking as Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei jumped over the pool table to attack the three other men who were advancing on Kuwabara. Yukina blushed, her hands on her face.
"She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady. Talkin' about that little lady and the lady is mine!"
He turned back just into time see the guy he knocked down getting up. He reached out and tried to strangle Kuwabara. The guy who was fighting Kurama threw a punch, but Kurama dodged it, ducking under it as he sang.
"Well, she's never in the way Something always nice to say, Oh what a blessing. I can leave her on her own knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady. Talkin' about that little and the lady is mine."
Hiei punched the man he was fighting in the stomach, which caused him to double over. Hiei smirked and sang while elbowing the guy in the back.
"Well, she never asks for much and I don't refuse her Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her. Help me build a mansion from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey!"
Shizuru's cheeks turned a pale rose color, hearing Hiei's words. Hiei smiled to himself, thinking of Marilyn Monroe.
Yusuke laughed as the man who was hitting on Keiko chased after him through the bar.
"Well, she knows what I'm about She can take what I dish out and that's not easy. Well, she knows me through and through She knows just what to do and how to please me!" Yusuke winked at Keiko then turned back to the guy and kicked him in the face, making him fall backwards to the floor. Kuwabara joined Yusuke in the chorus as he uppercut his opponent, knocking him down to the floor.
"She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady. Talkin' about that little lady and the lady is mine!"
Hiei and Kurama stood back to back, kicking the men in front of them in the groins then kneeing them in the face when they fell to their knees while singing.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a lady. Listen to me baby, she's a lady Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady And the lady is mine."
Yusuke and Kuwabara joined them, looking down at the four unconscious men on the floor of the bar with their hands in their pockets.
'Yeah, yeah, yeah she's a lady Talkin' about this little lady Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa And the lady is mine. Yeah, yeah she's a lady,"
They turned to look at the girls standing at the bar counter and staring at them.
"And the lady is mine!"
