Why hello. It seems that you've tuned in just in time for the A.N.I.M.E. News at 6:09 pm. A.N.I.M.E. stands for Annoying News Informing Maniacs Everywhere. I hope you enjoy my twisted humour. Muahahahahahhahahahhaaaa!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this one, but I do own the idea! I created the World Poofy Spider Competition! IT'S MINE! MUAHAHAH! -cough cough- All of the characters (who appear in Dragonball Z, Pokémon, Inuyasha, Beyblade, and Excel Saga) belong to their creators/owners.
A.N.I.M.E. NEWS 6:09 PM
Gohan: Good evening everyone. You're watching A.N.I.M.E. News at 6:09. Our top story tonight, Sango is a psychopath as shown in this video clip. We caught her molesting her younger brother then trying to kill him. Currently, we don't know her whereabouts. So keep an eye open for a crazed psycho-bitch running around.
Brock: In other news...
Sango: -Comes running in and kills Brock, then sits on his chair- In other news, highly respected- -laughs- I'm sorry, highly respected--laughs again- High--starts laughing maniacally, then falls off her chair-
Brock: -walks in from off stage and sits in his chair- In other news, the highly respected idiot of the day is -opens an envelope- Inu Yasha! -shows a picture of Inu Yasha drunk- Now for sports with Shippo.
Shippo: Today, -camera shows the top of his chair, and a bit of his head- ...I'm down here! -camera moves down to show Shippo's face- That's better. Today in sports, Tyson from Beyblade died when Max, the one who wears the funny colours, shot him. His other team mates are proud of Max, because they all hated Tyson. Also, the World Poofy Spider Competition is being held next week at the Big Arena Place Thingy and I, Shippo, will be competing in it, so look out for me! Back to you Brock,
Brock: Thank you Shippo. Now for the weather with our new member of A.N.I.M.E. News, here's Excel Excel.
Excel: -yelling/talking really fast in a hyper way- Okay! Excel here! I'm the highest ranking officer in the secret organization called Across run by Lord Ilpalazzo to take over the world! So today it's going to be sunny and warm! But tomorrow it's going to be cold and wet! But then a giant ship inhabited by cute little aliens that go "Puchuuu!" that aren't really that cute will end up destroying a part of Japan!
Brock & Gohan: -blink several times- r i g h t...
Gohan: Well, that's all the time we have tonight,
Excel: -jumps in front of the camera- HEIL LORD ILPALAZZO!!!
Brock: -pushing Excel out of the way- Thank you for watching A.N.I.M.E. News. Good Night.
-Anime music starts playing and you see Excel and Sango going crazy and Brock and Gohan trying to calm them down as the credits roll down the screen-
And thats all for now folks! The next chapter will take a while because I actually have to type it up. But it's going to be great. Just imagine, a gym class with all the stars of the anime series'. Thanks for reading.
