Know Your Stars Super Spoofs
Sasuke Insanity Part 2
(A/N: Sorry for the late update, it's been hectic, but here it is!)
MV: Welcome back to Know Your Stars Super Spoofs!
Sasuke: I still don't see why I have to be here.
(Stares at Sasuke with intense hate)
MV: Well I just don't like you; I respect Sasu/Saku fans, as I am one myself,
But I have always wanted to knock you down a few pegs off the cool list.
(Sasuke fan girls start rioting)
MV: Okay, Let's Begin! Sasuke loves Itachi!
Sasuke: What are you talking about? That bastard killed off the entire Uchiha clan!
(Itachi comes out from backstage)
Itachi: Oh little brother I missed you too! (Hugs Sasuke)
Sasuke: Oh what am I saying, I missed you aniki! (Hugs back)
(Sasuke and Itachi are watching a video playing on the screen in the background)
MV: This is what an OOC fan girl would do in a fan fiction story to Itachi and Sasuke, shocking isn't it?
(Looks at Sasuke and Itachi twitching)
MV: Okay… Uh let's move on (clears throat)
MV: Sasuke loves Sakura and wants her to have his babies!
Sasuke: I do not want to have hot and pleasuring sex with my beloved Sakura-chan!
MV: (staring at Sasuke after he said that)
MV: Okay… now, Sasuke has a crush on Orochimaru!
(Orochimaru comes from backstage and hugs Sauske)
Orochimary: Oh Sasuke-kun, I knew you cared!
Sasuke: Get off me you old bat! (Punches Orochimaru in the nose)
MV: Now since Sasuke didn't comply with our little deal ….
(presses a red button and fan girls pour into the room)
Random Fan Girls: Oh Sasuke-kun we love you!
MV: (Watches Sasuke getting buried under piles of fan girls)
MV: What a fitting end for Sasuke Uchiha..
Well next up Haruno Sakura! See you next time folks!
A?N: well that's's it, the last chapter of Sasuke Insanity, Next up is Sakura Insanity, make sure to press that nice purple button on the left please!
Or Kenji will castrate you in your sleep! That, or if you do review, you get to be featured in the next chapter! Well Ja ne!
