Know Your Stars: Naruto!
(A/N: Sorry for the delay fans, I'm now in high school, and taking honors classes, evil... yes I know, but here's the next chapter)
Sakura Insanity! (It's only in one part this time folks; I've had requests for Hinata and Tenten so I'll make this brief)
MV: Welcome to today's segment of KYS: Naruto! ... Now to introduce our next victim… I... mean, guest, Haruno Sakura!
(Audience starts cheering)
MV: Wow we have a great audience out here tonight!
Sakura: Hello Fans! Shannaro!
Crowd: Take it off! Woo Hoo!
MV: This isn't the Sakura Striptease Session folks, that's tomorrow night…
part of the audience leaves
Sakura: Wait, what strip session?
MV: Oh nothing really, Well, Know Your Stars…
MV: Sakura- has a really big forehead!
Sakura: Hey!
MV: Sakura- once kissed Ino and loved it!
Sakura: Hey, who told you about me and Ino? ... Wait, how did you know about that??
Audience Woos in reply
MV: Sakura, only hates Karin because Sasuke is stealing Karin from her..
Sakura: I hate that bitch! She stole my Sasuke-kun!
MV: Actually you should be saying that to Naruto and the Yaoi Fangirls!
points at a bunch of girls holding up signs
Fangirls: NaruSasu 4Ever!
MV: Well after that being said we shall have a brief intermission while our sponsor announces our latest product.
Scene cuts to Ninja brand Cereals
MV walks behind stage and grabs a soda from the mini fridge
MV: God, I really love my job! takes off dark shadow suit and reveals himself to be…
Fangirlish Scream
Fangirls: OMG its KonohaShinobi!
KS: This is the reason I use alias all the time…
Stage director comes backstage
SD: Five minutes Mr. Shinobi!
KS: Come on Kenji, we've known each other for years; call me Kono, that's what everyone else does.
SD: Well you did create me, wait, does that mean? That you're my father?
KS: Nope, Well if you think about it, I'm more of your guardian…
SD: Oh…then, Five minutes Uncle Kono!
puts on dark suit
MV: I've got another kid calling me uncle, oh well, what can you do?
Intermission ends
MV: Welcome back to KYS: Naruto!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry!
MV: Okay, who keeps messing up the audiences emotional and call cue cards!
SD: I'll make a check on that later…
MV: Anyway… Sakura- cheated on Naruto with Sai!
Sakura: I never dated Naruto! Especially Sai!
Sai and Naruto pop up
Sai: Sakura we have good news! Penis!
MV: Why does he say penis after every sentence?
Sakura: I never really wanted to look into that…
Naruto: Well, anyway, Sai and I are getting married!
audience, host and guest start having twitching fits
(Watches big screen pull up)
MV: That was really scary…
Sakura: So this is what some people put into fan fiction?
MV: I'm afraid so... Well, Sakura- slept with every guy in the Naruto Universe!
Sakura: …
MV: Who wasn't dead before the first episode or Chuunin exams…?
(Watches 4thHokagexSaku and ObitoxSaku shippers leave the audience)
Sakura: I can live with that…Wait this means I slept with Orochimaru?
MV: Sakura- likes long tongues in the right places!
Sakura: It's my secret fetish!
(Audience and host stare at her)
Sakura: What? I'm happy I got that into the open!
MV: Coughs Now that mental image is forever scarring my brain…
Pushes button to release millions of drawings of Sasuke and Naruto Yaoi Comic Smut
MV: Holds up an umbrella
Sakura: NO! It burns! I'm melting!
(Watches Sakura melt and turn into a puddle)
MV: Oh well, she's done; tune in next time for the next segment of…
Crowd: Know Your Stars: Naruto!
MV: Good Night Everyone! Make sure to press that button on the left of your screen, I'm running out of ideas, so post this review on a 5 by 10 review screen(Size doesn't matter) titled:
Your Name
Your Review
To me, KonohaShinobi! Ja ne People!
