Know Your Stars: Naruto!

(A/N: Sorry for the delay fans, I'm now in high school, and taking honors classes, evil... yes I know, but here's the next chapter)

Sakura Insanity! (It's only in one part this time folks; I've had requests for Hinata and Tenten so I'll make this brief)

MV: Welcome to today's segment of KYS: Naruto! ... Now to introduce our next victim… I... mean, guest, Haruno Sakura!

(Audience starts cheering)

MV: Wow we have a great audience out here tonight!

Sakura: Hello Fans! Shannaro!

Crowd: Take it off! Woo Hoo!

MV: This isn't the Sakura Striptease Session folks, that's tomorrow night…

part of the audience leaves

Sakura: Wait, what strip session?

MV: Oh nothing really, Well, Know Your Stars…

MV: Sakura- has a really big forehead!

Sakura: Hey!

MV: Sakura- once kissed Ino and loved it!

Sakura: Hey, who told you about me and Ino? ... Wait, how did you know about that??

Audience Woos in reply

MV: Sakura, only hates Karin because Sasuke is stealing Karin from her..

Sakura: I hate that bitch! She stole my Sasuke-kun!

MV: Actually you should be saying that to Naruto and the Yaoi Fangirls!

points at a bunch of girls holding up signs

Fangirls: NaruSasu 4Ever!

MV: Well after that being said we shall have a brief intermission while our sponsor announces our latest product.

Scene cuts to Ninja brand Cereals

MV walks behind stage and grabs a soda from the mini fridge

MV: God, I really love my job! takes off dark shadow suit and reveals himself to be…

Fangirlish Scream

Fangirls: OMG its KonohaShinobi!

KS: This is the reason I use alias all the time…

Stage director comes backstage

SD: Five minutes Mr. Shinobi!

KS: Come on Kenji, we've known each other for years; call me Kono, that's what everyone else does.

SD: Well you did create me, wait, does that mean? That you're my father?

KS: Nope, Well if you think about it, I'm more of your guardian…

SD: Oh…then, Five minutes Uncle Kono!

puts on dark suit

MV: I've got another kid calling me uncle, oh well, what can you do?

Intermission ends

MV: Welcome back to KYS: Naruto!

Crowd: Jerry! Jerry!

MV: Okay, who keeps messing up the audiences emotional and call cue cards!

SD: I'll make a check on that later…

MV: Anyway… Sakura- cheated on Naruto with Sai!

Sakura: I never dated Naruto! Especially Sai!

Sai and Naruto pop up

Sai: Sakura we have good news! Penis!

MV: Why does he say penis after every sentence?

Sakura: I never really wanted to look into that…

Naruto: Well, anyway, Sai and I are getting married!

audience, host and guest start having twitching fits

(Watches big screen pull up)

MV: That was really scary…

Sakura: So this is what some people put into fan fiction?

MV: I'm afraid so... Well, Sakura- slept with every guy in the Naruto Universe!

Sakura: …

MV: Who wasn't dead before the first episode or Chuunin exams…?

(Watches 4thHokagexSaku and ObitoxSaku shippers leave the audience)

Sakura: I can live with that…Wait this means I slept with Orochimaru?

MV: Sakura- likes long tongues in the right places!

Sakura: It's my secret fetish!

(Audience and host stare at her)

Sakura: What? I'm happy I got that into the open!

MV: Coughs Now that mental image is forever scarring my brain…

Pushes button to release millions of drawings of Sasuke and Naruto Yaoi Comic Smut

MV: Holds up an umbrella

Sakura: NO! It burns! I'm melting!

(Watches Sakura melt and turn into a puddle)

MV: Oh well, she's done; tune in next time for the next segment of…

Crowd: Know Your Stars: Naruto!

MV: Good Night Everyone! Make sure to press that button on the left of your screen, I'm running out of ideas, so post this review on a 5 by 10 review screen(Size doesn't matter) titled:

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To me, KonohaShinobi! Ja ne People!