Note: This poem is in-tune/based off the song 'Yoda' by Weird Al Yankovic.


J.O.K.E.R.

I met him in an asylum across Gotham City

where I saw some nasty thugs playing poker

p-o-k-e -- poker.

I saw an evil clown crouching there on a ledge

I asked him his name, and laughing, he said Joker

J-o-k-e -- Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.

--

Well, I've been around, and I ain't ever seen

a man whose face is white and hair so wild and green

Oh, that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.

I'm not stupid, but I can't understand

how he can fight me, even with just one hand

Wow, that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.

--

Well, I don cape and cowl every night

and I don't know how that clown puts up a fight

but Alfred, he set me straight, of course.

He said, "Master Bruce, you have to use some force."

Well, I didn't feel like arguing then

so it looks like I gotta start that fight all over again

With that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.

Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.

--

So, I used some force

he fists me in the gut

I still kicked his butt

I never lost my head

and I'll never forget what Alfred said.

He said, "Master Bruce, please stay away from Joker's side

and if you ever get lost, let the batwave be your guide"

Man, that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.

--

"Hey Batsy, I know I really got you cheesed

but you can't kill me, 'cause this cartoon's rated G"

Says the Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.

--

Well, I just heard that Batgirl's in distress

so I'm gonna hop in the batmobile and get her out of the mess

but I know I'll be seeing that Joker again any day

and I'll be fighting him until I'm old and gray!

--

Unfortunately, the long term contract I just signed

says I'll be fighting these bad guys all the time

Including that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.

Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.