Note: This poem is in-tune/based off the song 'Yoda' by Weird Al Yankovic.
J.O.K.E.R.
I met him in an asylum across Gotham City
where I saw some nasty thugs playing poker
p-o-k-e -- poker.
I saw an evil clown crouching there on a ledge
I asked him his name, and laughing, he said Joker
J-o-k-e -- Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
--
Well, I've been around, and I ain't ever seen
a man whose face is white and hair so wild and green
Oh, that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
I'm not stupid, but I can't understand
how he can fight me, even with just one hand
Wow, that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
--
Well, I don cape and cowl every night
and I don't know how that clown puts up a fight
but Alfred, he set me straight, of course.
He said, "Master Bruce, you have to use some force."
Well, I didn't feel like arguing then
so it looks like I gotta start that fight all over again
With that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
--
So, I used some force
he fists me in the gut
I still kicked his butt
I never lost my head
and I'll never forget what Alfred said.
He said, "Master Bruce, please stay away from Joker's side
and if you ever get lost, let the batwave be your guide"
Man, that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
--
"Hey Batsy, I know I really got you cheesed
but you can't kill me, 'cause this cartoon's rated G"
Says the Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
--
Well, I just heard that Batgirl's in distress
so I'm gonna hop in the batmobile and get her out of the mess
but I know I'll be seeing that Joker again any day
and I'll be fighting him until I'm old and gray!
--
Unfortunately, the long term contract I just signed
says I'll be fighting these bad guys all the time
Including that Joker. Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
Jo-jo-jo-jo Joker.
