Know Your Stars: Naruto!

Chapter 6- Hinata Insanity

Talking

(Inner HInata Speaking)

MV: Welcome Audience, to another edition of KYS: Naruto.

"Today's guest is one you all know and love- Hyuuga Hinata!"

Hinata: Hello… everyone, it is nice to be here tonight.

(Audience Claps)

MV: Well, I see that our audience is excited today!

"Now, let's begin"

MV: Hinata- has breast implants!

Hinata: Ano, but these are natural…

(Half the audience starts hooting while the female half stares at them in disgust)

MV: Ahem…

"Hinata- Loves Naruto!"

Audience: AWWWW!

MV: Now it is time folks, for Fanfiction Vision!

(Random video screen comes down from the ceiling)

Naruto: I love you too, Hinata-chan!

Hinata: Screw the sappy stuff, let's get busy!

(Many random sexual activities later)

(Hinata and Naruto, two days later, walking through Konoha)

Sakura: Hi Naruto! I've decided to quit my bitching about Sasuke leaving and settling for you.

(Hinata runs in front of Sakura and punches her in the face so hard she flies through a wall)

(People watch as she picks up Naruto)

Hinata: See, this is mine! THIS IS WHERE MY BABIES COME FROM!

(View screen rises up and NaruHina fans rejoice)

MV: (Staring at Hinata)

"Ahem, um... yeah, this is what happens in fan fictions when crazy authors get sugar high…."

(Inner HinataHehe, that's where you get yours Sakura…)

MV: Now, let's continue our sugar crazed fanatic rant about Hinata…

Hinata: What?

MV: I mean… uh, Oh look, Naruto in boxers!

Hinata: Where? (watches her look left and right)

Naruto: Oi, Author- sama, can I have my clothes back now?

MV: Naruto, I suggest you run… NOW!

(Watches Hinata run after Naruto in a leaving a dust trail)

MV: Well, you don't see that every day…

" Goodnight everyone!"