Know Your Stars: Naruto!
Chapter 6- Hinata Insanity
Talking
(Inner HInata Speaking)
MV: Welcome Audience, to another edition of KYS: Naruto.
"Today's guest is one you all know and love- Hyuuga Hinata!"
Hinata: Hello… everyone, it is nice to be here tonight.
(Audience Claps)
MV: Well, I see that our audience is excited today!
"Now, let's begin"
MV: Hinata- has breast implants!
Hinata: Ano, but these are natural…
(Half the audience starts hooting while the female half stares at them in disgust)
MV: Ahem…
"Hinata- Loves Naruto!"
Audience: AWWWW!
MV: Now it is time folks, for Fanfiction Vision!
(Random video screen comes down from the ceiling)
Naruto: I love you too, Hinata-chan!
Hinata: Screw the sappy stuff, let's get busy!
(Many random sexual activities later)
(Hinata and Naruto, two days later, walking through Konoha)
Sakura: Hi Naruto! I've decided to quit my bitching about Sasuke leaving and settling for you.
(Hinata runs in front of Sakura and punches her in the face so hard she flies through a wall)
(People watch as she picks up Naruto)
Hinata: See, this is mine! THIS IS WHERE MY BABIES COME FROM!
(View screen rises up and NaruHina fans rejoice)
MV: (Staring at Hinata)
"Ahem, um... yeah, this is what happens in fan fictions when crazy authors get sugar high…."
(Inner HinataHehe, that's where you get yours Sakura…)
MV: Now, let's continue our sugar crazed fanatic rant about Hinata…
Hinata: What?
MV: I mean… uh, Oh look, Naruto in boxers!
Hinata: Where? (watches her look left and right)
Naruto: Oi, Author- sama, can I have my clothes back now?
MV: Naruto, I suggest you run… NOW!
(Watches Hinata run after Naruto in a leaving a dust trail)
MV: Well, you don't see that every day…
" Goodnight everyone!"
