Haha, this is the last chapter! It's not much of a finale, but I don't know - that's for you to decide! "Build Me Up Buttercup" by The Foundations. Enjoy!:)


They walked through the rusty large gates, looking around at the rides. Botan sat on a blue and pink horse at the carousel, laughing at something Shizuru said.

"Hey!" Shizuru called to the boys, cupping her hands by her mouth. "Can you guys figure out how to turn this thing on?"

Yusuke shrugged, walking over to a metallic box hanging on the side of a small brown building he was sure was used for selling souvenirs. He flipped open the box and threw some switches with a knuckles.

The lights on the carousel were the first to go on then the lights on the Ferris wheel then the Tilt-A-Whirl, Bumper Cars and Gravitron. The colorful lights on the Hall of Fame Museum, House of Horrors and the prize booths came on last.

Yusuke looked around and marveled at everything – he hadn't been to a fair since he was five. He turned, hearing laughter and squeals coming from the carousel.

Shizuru had almost fallen off the side; she was now gripping a brass pole that helped her stand up. Botan was laughing at her, sitting backwards on her blue and pink horse. He smirked, watching them spin around and listening to tinny electric version of "It's A Small World" coming from the carousel.

"Fuck yes, Bumper Cars!" Kuwabara exclaimed. "I'll race you, Urameshi!"

"You're on, bitch!"

Yusuke ran past Kuwabara, who kept trying to grab onto the back of his shirt and pull him back. He hopped over the railing of the Bumper Cars and jumped into a green car with a black "5" on the sides. Kuwabara huffed and puffed, sitting on the railing for a moment to catch his breath. He pointed an accusing finger at him, smiling.

"You little shit, you cheated!"

"Did not!"

Kuwabara jumped as Yusuke drove towards him erratically. He jumped into a bright blue car with a red "6" on the side and began chasing after his friend.

"Hey, where did you go?" He asked, looking around.

"Behind ya!" Yusuke yelled, bumping Kuwabara from behind.

Keiko and Yukina ran up to the Bumper Cars and rested against the railing, watching their boyfriends.

"Hey, guys, c'mon!" Keiko waved to get their attention. "We're all heading over to the Gravitron!"

Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at each other then jumped out of the cars, running towards the Gravitron.

The six laughed loudly as their faces were pulled back into the plastic pads they were resting against in the Gravitron. Yusuke and Kuwabara reached out in front of them, grabbing onto metal bar in front of them. It looked like they were floating in mid air. Keiko and Botan struggled to switch places while Shizuru tried to stand. Kurama laughed as Hiei covered his mouth then stopped when he saw the shorter demon's face turn a pale green color.

"Oh, no! Hiei, are you all right?" Yukina exclaimed across from him.

He struggled to shake his head as everyone attempted to look at him.

"Stop the ride!" He yelled, sounding as if he were about to cry. "I want to get off NOW!"

The ride stopped and Hiei was the first one down, scratching at the door like a dog that wanted inside a house. The door slid open and Hiei ran from the ride, jumping from the four stairs that led into the Gravitron. He didn't stopped running until he found the nearest trashcan. He held onto the sides and dropped his head in, vomiting. He glared down at a half-eaten moldy candy apple, hearing Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed at him. He raised his head to look at them, wiping his mouth with the back of his arm. Yusuke and Kuwabara held their sides, laughing hysterically at Hiei.

"I should slit your throats-"

"Hey, what's that?" Botan exclaimed, pointing behind Hiei.

Hiei turned his head to see the "Hall of Fame" Museum behind him. They stepped curiously towards the building, looking at the stars crudely painted on the sides; Elvis, Walt Disney, The Wizard of Oz, and –

"Hey, Hiei, look!" Kuwabara pointed to the crudely painted Marilyn Monroe. "You're girlfriend might be in here!"

Shizuru elbowed her brother in the back, cigarette dangling from her lips.

"Don't be an asshole."

Yusuke shoved his hands into his pockets, reading the sign by the door. He smirked, reading out loud.

"It says that the statues in here have silicone flesh and their joints are made stainless steel . . ." He leaned closer to read the fine print at the bottom of the sign. "And they're . . . ana . . . tomic . . .ally correct."

He finished, sounding out "anatomically" as if he had never heard or read the word before. He stood up and looked back at the group.

"What kind of freaky fair is this?"

"Yusuke, forget about it!" Keiko said, grabbing his wrist. "Let's go on the Ferris wheel!"

"Ferris wheel?" Yukina asked, looking at Kuwabara.

He smiled at her and pointed to the large Ferris wheel.

"Oh, Kazuma!" She gasped. "Let's go on it!"

"Race ya, bitch!" Yusuke taunted, running from the group to Ferris wheel.

Kuwabara growled then chased after Yusuke, the two reenacting their race to the Bumper Cars. Shizuru shook her head, dropping the butt of her cigarette to the ground and crushing it with her foot.

"You girls are so lucky." She said sarcastically, a playful smile on her face.

Keiko and Yukina laughed then ran to check up with Yusuke and Kuwabara. Shizuru smiled to herself then turned to Botan and Kurama.

"So, what now guys? Tilt-A-Whirl? Bumper Cars? Or should we go on the Ferris wheel too?"

Botan shook her hands, letting out a giddy squeal. She jumped around Shizuru and Kurama, acting like a four year old.

"Ferris wheel, Ferris wheel!" She chanted.

Botan grabbed Shizuru and Kurama by their wrists then pulled them to the Ferris wheel. The two glanced at each other, exchanging freaked out looks.

The Ferris wheel spun slowly, blue and green and red and yellow lights flashing. Yusuke and Keiko's basket seat stopped at the top, Kuwabara and Yukina behind them.

"Oh, it's so beautiful up here," Keiko sighed, resting her head on Yusuke's chest as he put an arm around her shoulders.

Their basket shook violently, shaking them from their romantic daydream silence. Yusuke turned around to see Kuwabara, grinning at him.

"Cut it out back there!" Yusuke snapped, smirking.

"Make me!" Kuwabara retorted back.

The two began to rock their basket seats, much to their ladies' protests. Shizuru, who sat behind Kuwabara and Yukina with Botan, tried to lean over to hit her brother. A freshly lit cigarette dangled from her lips. Botan tried to pull her back, telling her she was going to fall and die.

"Stop rocking the Ferris wheel, idiot!" Shizuru snapped, reaching out to push her brother's head. She looked down to see Kurama at the controls. "Okay, Kurama! I'm ready to get down now!"

Kurama nodded, pulled a lever down which made the Ferris wheel move.

"Hey, where's Hiei?" Yusuke asked as he held out a hand to help Keiko out of their basket. "Did you guys leave him to vomit in that trashcan?"

"Yusuke, damn it!" Keiko shouted before falling from the basket. "You idiot, you weren't paying attention!"

"Sorry, Keiko," He chuckled, holding a hand out to her to help her up.

She slapped his hand away and got up, dusting herself off. She crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at Yusuke. He shrugged at her, smirking.

"C'mon, Keiko! It was an accident!"

"Hmph!"

She turned on her heel, walking off. Yusuke followed her, grabbing her wrist and turning her around.

"Why do you build me up Buttercup baby just to let me down And mess me around And then worst of all You never call baby when you say you will But I love you still I need you More than anyone darlin' You know that I have from the start So build me up Buttercup Don't break my heart!"

Yusuke smirked, singing as he placed his hands over his heart in mock heartbreak. Keiko turned to keep walking when Yusuke jumped in front of her, dancing in front of her with his hands above his head.

"I'll be over at ten You tell me time and again But you're late I wait around and then I went to the door I can't take anymore It's not you, You let me down again!"

Keiko sang, poking Yusuke in the chest. He grabbed her by the wrists and pulled her close.

"Baby, baby Try to find a little time And I'll make you happy I'll be home I'll be beside the phone Waiting for you!"

Keiko smiled, pulling away from Yusuke and running towards the carousel as she sang the chorus.

"Why do you build me up Buttercup baby just to Let me down And mess me around And then worst of all You never call baby When you say you will But I love you still I need to you More than anyone darlin' You know that I have from the start So build me up Buttercup Don't break my heart."

Yusuke danced, occasionally skipping and spinning on his heel as he followed Keiko to the carousel. The rest of him followed him, jumping onto the carousel as it started it move.

"To you I'm a toy But I could be the boy You adore If you'd just let me know Although you're untrue I'm attracted to you All the more Why do I need you so Baby, baby!"

Yusuke grabbed a hold of one of the brass poles and the tail of a black, white and red horse, hopping onto the carousel. He and Keiko began dancing like Danny and Sandy in the finale from "Grease" as everyone else started doing the Molly Ringwald dance from "The Breakfast Club", joining Keiko and Yusuke in the chorus.

"Why do you build me up Buttercup baby just to Let me down And mess me around And then worst of all You never call baby when you say you will But I love you still I need you More than anyone darlin' You know that I have from the start So build me up Buttercup Don't break my heart!"

Hiei grimaced from inside the "Hall of Fame" museum. He could hear them all singing outside on the carousel. He had been in the museum for about twenty minutes and still hadn't seen his Marilyn yet! He glanced at the life-like dolls uninterested, his hands in his pockets. He glared as he passed Babe Ruth, baseball over his shoulder. He left the Sport Section and unknowingly stepped into the Hollywood section. Elvis, Cary Grant, The four from the Wizard of Oz – including the Wicked Witch on one side of the quartet and the Good Witch on the other.

"Hn."

He turned away from the Wizard of Oz display and his eyes widened as he stopped abruptly and gasped. There she was, lights illuminating her as she stood over a vent, pushing her dress down with a smile on her face. He rushed to her, looking up at her.

"Life could be a dream, sweetheart!" He said, the sound of the air vent his love stood on interrupting him with it roar. A gust of the air ruffled her dress. He whimpered, reaching out to touch her dress. He stopped, seeing the sign by her white high-heeled feet – 'her delicate, magnificent feet' Hiei thought – with bright bold red letters.

"Do Not Touch!"

He growled and tore the sign down. He looked left to right twice before looking back up at Marilyn. He was right next to the exit of the museum. He jumped onto the vent, his cloak billowing around him. He put his arms around her waist and yanked her from her holder on the vent. An alarm sounded, bright red lights flashing as he jumped from the vent and ran to the exit.

The carousel stopped and everyone turned to the "Hall of Fame" museum, hearing the alarm.

"What's going on?"

Hiei ran from the museum, kicking down the Exit door. He ran, carrying Marilyn Monroe in the bridal lift (one arm behind the shoulders the other under the knees).

"Hiei?" Yusuke's eyebrows quirked up in confusion, watching the little black figure run towards them.

"Ha, ha! I knew it!" Kuwabara yelled, jumping over a blue and red horse on the carousel. "I just knew it!"

"Let's get the fuck outta here!" Hiei screamed running passed them to the behemoth rusty gates to the fairground.

They ran after him, hearing sirens coming towards the fairground. They ran down a street, finally catching up with Hiei. Shizuru looked around, noticing their surrounding was familiar. They were by the bar they had been in earlier, her car parked right in front.

"Get it!" She yelled, hopping into the driver's seat.

They obeyed, piling into her car. They squirmed around, trying to get situated. Kuwabara sat in the passenger seat while Yukina sat in between him and Shizuru. Keiko sat on Yusuke's lap, Botan on Kurama's, and Marilyn on Hiei's in the backseat. The real girls sat hunched, their shoulder blades pressed up against the roof of the car.

"You know, Hiei . . ." Yusuke said, watching Hiei smooth out Marilyn's dress. "She's, uh, anatomically correct."

Yusuke winked at him then laughed as Keiko smacked him lightly on the back of the head.

Hiei ignored him as he picked dust off the famous white dress. He softly traced her lips and other facial features with a finger. He held Marilyn close, snuggling up against her. He closed his eyes and inhaled the smell of her hair. Someone made a choking noise and he turned to see that they were stopped at a red light and everyone was staring at him. He blushed deeply, clearing his throat.

"What?"

Everyone started laughing at Hiei as the car started to move again. Hiei grumbled, holding Marilyn Monroe close to him.

"Shut up or I'll kill you all!"