Author's Note: Yes, I know this poem is extremely short, but adding more would make the poem a whole lot longer. Besides that, I think it sounds fine the way it is. Don't worry, poems in the future won't be this short, I promise. If you want to flame me for it being short, then go ahead. I won't get mad, sad, or any other emotion similar.

Note: This poem is in-tune/based off the song 'Ice Ice Baby' by Vanilla Ice.


Mr. Ice

Ah...a party, well, introducing

Mr. Freeze, baby

I'm...

Mr. Freeze, baby.

Everyone stop!

You better stay still and listen!

Mr. Freeze is back with a brand new invention.

I've been working on this day and night.

Something I'll use on the cops in my next fight.

Will I ever be stopped?

No... I don't think so!

I love all this ice and snow!

Then I see him standing in my way

Cape flowing in the wind, I hear Batman say,

"Freeze!"

I use my gun, ice and all,

Batman's already scaling the wall.

Cool! He's such a stubborn mule

I think I can almost see that Bat drool.

Run, run...as fast as you can

You better not stop, you better keep on the move.

My ice is gonna keep you in your boots

I'm so tired of you ruining my groove.

You gotta problem, well too bad.

Get in my way, and I'll just get mad.

Because I'm...

Mr. Freeze, baby

Mr. Freeze, baby

Mr. Freeze, baby

you got that? Because I'm...

Mr. Freeze, baby