Title: Don't Touch!

Rating: G

Summary: Kakashi and Sakura have a rather interesting conversation... Kakashi should've listened.

Ages: Sakura-20, Kakashi-34

Disclaimer: I own the mysterious female.


"Wow! She's a cute one!

"Don't approach her, Kakashi-sensei."

"….Why not, Sakura-chan?"

"Because, she doesn't like to be teased."

"Who said I was going to tease her?"

"That's what you do to all of them."

"…"

"Don't touch her."

"Why not?"

"She doesn't like you."

"How? She's never even met me!"

"But she's heard about you."

"From who?"

"Me."

"Sakura, that's not fair. You've probably been telling her I'm a pervert."

"No."

"No?"

"I told her you were a porn-reading pervert."

"That's not funny, Sakura-chan."

"Who said I was being funny? I was just telling you the truth."

"Could you please stop reading your magazine for five seconds?"

"Nope, I'm busy looking at a couple weapons TenTen suggested."

"It's annoying."

"Now you know how it feels when you never put down your porn."

"It's a romance novel!"

"……"

"……"

"It's porn, Kakashi."

"……"

"Don't approach her!"

"KAMI! …Can I just talk to her?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because you'll remind her of Jiraiya."

"…..How?"

"Same hair."

"It's SILVER, not WHITE!"

"It will still look the same to her."

"Wait… how does she know Jiraiya?"

"He tried to pick her up."

"Really?"

"So she scratched him."

"Oh…"

"Don't approach her, Kakashi. I'm warning you."

"Suuuure..."

"Kakashi! Don't-!"

"OUCH!! She scratched me!"

"Must've reminded her of Jiraiya."

"I can't believe she scratched me…"

"I told you not to touch the cat, Kakashi."


A/N: I walked in on an interesting conversation that my twin, Laci, and best friend, Nicole, were having. Laci kept telling Nicole not to touch "him", he doesn't like to he be teased and all of that strange stuff like I wrote here. I finally entered the room and it turned out Laci was warning Nicole not to touch our new kitten (who is still unnamed). So in this situation you could say Nicole was Kakashi and Laci was Sakura. Strange inspiration but it worked to get me writing a new piece instead of my rewrites. By the way, this wasn't exactly meant to be funny. If you find it funny, that's great, but really it was just supposed to be a random piece... Read and review please!

-Silver-