Chapter Two

Of

Wash Out

By Lyn Lloyd

One Kiss


Serena knocked on Dan's door and twirled a piece of her long blonde hair around her finger while she waited for him to answer. She sighed, and then knocked again.

"Coming!" He said, still shouting as he opened the door.

Serena smiled, "Hey, Daniel."

"Well, look who it is. Serena's evil twin."

"Ha. Very funny." Serena stepped past him and into his apartment, "Are you alone?"

"Yeah, why?" He shut the door.

Serena held her hands together in the shape of a gun, "This is top secret."

"Right, you were joking before…so we could…do a Matrix slash James Bond role play?"

"Nope. I am very serious, Daniel."

"No you're not, because I'm not going to be your guinea pig."

"Oh, yes you are. Just think of it as helping your girlfriend help a friend."

"Help? No this isn't helping." Dan walked closer to her, a smile forming on his lips when he grabbed both of her hands and intertwined them with his, "This is down-right dirty."

"You haven't seen nothin' yet." Serena kissed him.

Dan pulled her against him. He loved kissing Serena and when she'd nibble on his bottom lip. Like now.

He steered her toward his bedroom and when they eventually made their way there, they landed, still intertwined, with a thump on his unmade bed. Unbuttoning his shirt, he caught her eyes. When she came back up to kiss him, he thought of Blair Waldorf. He thought of how she was getting married to Chuck Bass, her brown hair and her perfect lips.

"Daniel." Serena cooed, "We have to get to work."

"Yes we do." He smiled into their kiss, stopping any thoughts of Blair.

"I mean we have to plan our break up."

"This wasn't how I thought you'd break up with me." He joked.

Serena nudged him, "Okay, first we'll…"


Blair cursed and tightened the towel that was hanging loosely on her petite frame. She bent down and then went on her knees. Her lipstick was nowhere to be found. "That's my last one." She stood up and turned around.

"That's a little low for you isn't it?"

"Chuck," Blair gasped, "You scared me."

He came closer and slipped a finger into the slowly dipping towel and pulled. Blair clenched onto the fabric and glared at him, "You'll have to wait until the wedding night."

"Ouch." Chuck came even closer, "But can't I have dessert?" He moved his eyes over her cleavage, "…or" He looked lower, "or the first course?"

"I'm not a gourmet meal."

"Certainly not, you're a five course dessert that includes pleasure and groans and orga-"

"Chuck." Blair turned and looked at herself in the mirror, "Just leave, please."

Chuck looked at her, "What's wrong?" He leaned down and kissed her cheek.

Blair blushed, "Nothing," She pushed him away and again looked at herself in the mirror, "Nothing. Leave."

"But-"

"Leave."

Chuck fell oddly silent when he left. Blair stood looking at the back of the door, then at the mirror. Touching her face, she went up to the counter to apply the rest her makeup.

"Why can't he leave me alone?" She still had a tight grip on her towel. Her stomach tightened when her ring glinted in the mirror.

Chuck leaned against her bathroom door. He pulled his black cashmere vest over his head and threw it on the floor, along with his white button up. Seconds later he was on her bed, posed and everything. A smirk formed when he thought of her reaction. She would yell at him to leave and he would pull her down and smother her in kisses until, finally, she gave in. He understood women, when they hate you, they lust after you. The only way you can tell a girl is truly uninterested is when she turns away from you, and ignores you.

Blair opened the door, fully dressed in a tight silk top with ruffled sleeves and black pants that hugged her curves. She didn't look at him at first, barely noticing his bare chest or his eager eyes. Blair moved around the room, as if searching for something, until, her eyes met his.

"What are you doing?" She said, "I'm going somewhere, so it's not like I can have sex with you now."

Chuck lowered his eyes, "Okay, how about a quickie then?"

"Chuck, I'm not in the mood." She said frankly, "I'm just not."

Chuck looked at her, "I get it, Blair, you're busy frolicking with your other lover…I have many myself, so I might just call one of them up for a booty call," He got out his cell phone, "Oh, Jessica, she's got a nice ass, let me just push this green button…"

"Go ahead." Blair groaned, "Leave, I have to change out of this shirt."

She pulled it over her head, not caring that Chuck was looking, "Leave," She said, again.

Chuck got up slowly and put his hands on her waist. Blair loosed her grip on the blouse and let if fall over her slim frame. Chuck lifted it up over her head and it dropped lightly onto the carpet. He leaned in and kissed her softly, then harder, and then softer. Wrapping his arms around her waist, he pressed her into him, so she could feel how hard he was. Seducing Blair was never too hard, he thought as he was unclasping her bra.

"Chuck," Blair rested her cheek against his shoulder, "Hurry."

"Don't worry," He whispered, "I'll hurry."

Chuck massaged her breasts delicately while he kissed her. She moaned into his ear. Chuck clenched his teeth and unbuckled his belt. She grabbed his free hand and pulled him onto her bed and then on top of her. He stared at her, his eyes moving back and forth as he searched her face. Short, black strands of his hair stuck to the sweat on his forehead, she smiled and brushed one away from his face. Chuck's heart began to thud in his chest and Blair felt it, with an odd sense of pleasure rising within her.

He kissed her, breathlessly and pulled the sheets over them as he struggled to get out of his pants and boxers. Finally free, he unbuttoned her black dress pants and she kicked them off, leaving her in her pink thong. Chuck kissed her again, their lips colliding with a heated sense of sex. Blair, hot and frustrated, slid out of her panties and wrapped her legs around his waist.

Chuck leaned down and pressed his face in the crook of her neck as he gently slid into her. He felt her back arch instinctively when he entered and he kissed her neck, then her jaw, and then her lips. The mix of her manicured nails lightly scrapping his back and the feeling of being inside her shook him.

"I'll pull out." He groaned, thrusting one more time.

Blair didn't say anything, but he knew she was cumming soon. He pulled out and stared at her, but her eyes were closed and she was sweating, "I didn't get to -"

She opened her eyes and stared feverishly at him.

Chuck kissed her, but she didn't kiss back.

"I didn't either,"

"But it's easy for you," Blair cried out, "You just have to jack off in the bathroom and you're done."

"But I don't find myself very attractive." He said, kissing her again as he moved his hand over her clit and began rubbing, while inserting his finger.

Blair moaned quietly and closed her eyes. Chuck continued kissing her neck, while listening to her sounds, until he felt her clench against his finger.

"Better?" He said, his voice muffled since he was pressed against her neck, in exhaustion.

Blair turned her head and kissed him, "Certainly," She wrapped her arms around him.

"Now if you excuse me," Chuck joked, "I have to go to the little boy's room and take care of this," He pointed down.

"Have fun." Blair sat up and wrapped the sheet around her, "I have to go, remember?"

Naked, rejected, and horny, Chuck watched Blair dress. He fell back onto the pillows and sighed, "When you get back," He said, "I'm going to-"

The door shut.

Chuck looked up and then fell back onto the pillows again, "Shit."


Serena splashed water on her face and laughed as Dan rolled his eyes, "I have to make it look like I've been crying all day."

"You'd really cry all day?" Dan asked.

"Over you? I'd cry for a month!" She rubbed off all of her makeup and ruffled her hair, "How about now?"

Dan looked her over, "You look like a mess."

"I think there needs to be a bit more…to it…" She searched around Jenny's bathroom, "Ah ha!"

She grabbed the black eye shadow and a brush and dabbed a bit under her eyes, "I haven't been sleeping either."

Dan laughed, "That actually looks pretty realistic."

Serena dabbed a bit of water on a tissue and evened it out, "Yeah, not too crazy, but just enough."

Dan sat on the edge of the bathtub and laughed

"You're crazy."

Serena bent down and tugged at his shirt, "Let me wear your shirt."

"Why?"

"Why? Because then she'll think you left it in my room and I wore it because I love the smell of you and I can't get over you, blah blah blah."

"Alright, Little Miss Obsessive."

"That's what I'm kinda going for."

"Then here you are Miss." He lifted it over his head and handed it to her.

She put it on and looked at herself in the mirror, "I think this is perfect."

Dan gave her a thumbs up, "If that's what you're into."

Serena grabbed her purse and headed out the bathroom door, "You know the plan, meet me at my place at four."

"See you then!" He stood up and yelled "bye" before she left.


Blair sipped at her Oolong tea while she waited for Serena. She looked at the text message on her phone,

B,

I really need you right now. Meet me at the usual place.

Love,

S

Blair rolled her eyes and snapped her fingers at the attractive waiter, "Could you get me hotter water please." She lifted up the teapot, "My tea doesn't taste right."

"Yes ma'am." He grabbed it and took it away.

Just what I need, she thought, a guy who actually listens to me.

Serena walked into the restaurant and went out onto the patio where she saw Blair staring at some waiter. She moved through the crowd and sniffled and tried to think of sad things.

"Blair." She said, and then sat down.

"What's wrong?" Blair reached out and touched Serena's arm.

Serena didn't think she'd feel bad, but looking at how concerned Blair looked, she started to.

"Dan and I-" Another unexpected sting as she tried to get out the words, "We broke up."

They sounded out of place and before this, impossible. Completely impossible, but then, as she sat there pretending, they started to become something that was on the list of the possible, because if you verbalize a thought, it becomes much powerful hearing it, then just thinking it.

"Why?" Blair said, taken aback, "I just saw you two the other day."

"I know." Serena cried out, "I know."

Blair glared at Serena, "He's going to pay for this."

"No, no it's not his fault, it's mine."

"No it's not your fault."

"No, I ruin everything. I'm the ruiner."

"Is that even a word?" Blair scoffed, "You're not a ruiner."

"I am, Dan was so nice to me. And then."

"People are staring." Blair whispered, "Why don't we go somewhere else okay?"

"I want to go home."

Blair shot her a weird look, "Are you sure you're okay?"

"I'm not okay."

Blair shrugged off the weirdness of the situation and led Serena out of the restaurant and into a cab.

One the way to Serena's, Blair asked, "Did he tell you why?'

Serena nodded, "He said that he loved someone else." She looked at Blair, "That he didn't know what to do because he loved me, but he loved her more. He was really sweet about it."

"How the hell is that sweet?"

"Because…" Serena sobbed, "He said he loved me."

Blair looked at what Serena was wearing, His old shirt, you have got to be kidding me. She thought.

"Did he say who?"

Blair helped Serena out of the cab and into Serena's building, "Who was it?"

Serena continued sobbing until they reached her penthouse, "He said he was in love with you."

Blair stopped dead in her tracks, "What?"

"Yeah," Serena sobbed, "But I understand, you're beautiful, I'm not."

"No, you are beautiful!" Blair said.

Serena opened the door.

Dan turned around and tried to look sad or something.

"Serena, I'm sorry."

Serena panicked, this wasn't supposed to happen. Dan didn't know that she had said he was in love with another woman, well... Blair. She was going to make something up, she'd told him that, but it should have been easier to follow along.

"Hey, asshole." Blair walked over to him, "How could you do this to her?"

Dan shrugged, "It wasn't working out."

"Wasn't working out?"

"Blair!" Serena gasped dramatically, "Don't hurt him!"

"Oh don't worry, I will." Blair said, and punched him right in the face.

Serena gasped for real this time, "Oh my god!" She ran over to his side and touched his cheek.

"Ow." Dan looked at Serena, "That was kinda unexpected."

"I'm sorry," She whispered.

Blair grabbed Serena's arm and tried to pull her away.

"No," Serena looked at Blair, and then at Dan, "You should work this." Her last line was made up on the spot, but Blair fell for it anyway.

Behind Blair's back, Serena shrugged and left the room, mouthing "sorry" at Dan the whole way to the door.

Fuming, Blair thought maybe that would be a good idea, "What's so great about me?"

"Huh?" Dan asked.

"How am I better than Serena?"

Dan cleared his throat, "Your body, and uh your nice hair…"

"My body and my nice hair?" Blair clenched her teeth, "You broke up with Serena because of my body and my nice hair?"

"Uh, yeah?" Dan said, hoping he wouldn't get punched again.

Blair leaned forward, "I knew you were bad from the start, Humphrey. You're stupid haircut and you're pathetic books."

When she turned to leave, Dan grabbed her arm, "I can tell you like me."

Blair was fascinated by his touch, so without thinking, she turned around and stared up at him, "I love Chuck."

"No you don't. Everyone knows it Blair, even you."

"No, not "even me"." Blair got out of his grip, "I love him, and I'm engaged."

"Serena told me all about that."

"It was romantic." Blair said.

"Sure, until he wants Serena or the girl at the bar."

"He's not like that with me. He loves me."

She didn't know what she was trying to prove to Dan Humphrey. "I have nothing to prove to you."

"Wait." Dan didn't want to do this, but Serena had suggested that Blair was easily seduced by just a kiss. He leaned down and pressed his lips against hers.

Something in Blair's stomach lit up. Dan closed his eyes and clasped his hands around her cheeks. She pulled away, as expected and shot him a look that lasted forever, before slamming the door.


Author's Note: I know I haven't updated in foreva! And I'm sorry! Because this story is so fun to write! This is chapter two even though the first chapter it says "prologue" but that's the first chapter, I must change that soon, buuut I'm laazzzy. I've been busy graphic designing and then i had my ACTs and then my friends forced me to do things (god forbid)!

Soooo I hope you enjoyed this chapter! There hopefully will be more-sooner than you think! : )

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