AN: Hi there! Ultra sorry I didn't get this up sooner… I've had it typed up for ages but I've been uming and ahing over the ending (it's better but I still don't like it) and then there were exams and yeah. But now its school holidays and I'm going to crack down on my writing. I've fiddled with the ending so it's better than it was but I'm still not too sure about it. Anyways Enjoy!

Standing in a puddle of Jacobs remains was Edward Cullen. He looked disgusted by the fact that he was covered in the werewolf's blood and began to remove all the guts and organs from his body. As he dropped Jacob's heart on the ground beside him he looked up to see a surprised, yet happy Bella Swan staring back at him.

"Edward!" she said happily. "Thank god you're still alive! I have something really important to ask you…"

"Really?" he said walking over to her car, he slid into the driver's seat and patted on the passengers. "Don't worry about the blood; I'll get it cleaned tomorrow. Wait tonight. It smells terrible."

"Yeah it does, doesn't it! And this is my nice top too… such a shame." Bella said closing the door behind her and buckling her seatbelt as Edward reversed away from the burning house.

"So what was it you wanted to ask me dear?" Edward said, lines of worry etching across his forehead as he stared down at his wife-to-be.

"Well you know how you're a vampire?"

"Yes…"

"And you know how vampires have no blood?"

"I don't see what you're getting at here Bella…"

"Well, it's basic biology that, well, that, well... that men need a certain amount of blood... in the right places... for them to become... how shall I put this erect."

Edward choked on air and pressed down harder on the pedal. 'Bella…" he protested weakly.

Bella flared. "Well sor-ree if I don't want our wedding night to be a disaster Mr. Know-It-All! I'm just having some problem seeing how you're going to, you know, get it up!"

"Bella… the same rules don't apply to vampires… we, oh god I can't believe I'm talking about this with you"

"What do you mean with me? Who would you be more comfortable talking about this with, hmm? Jasper? Emmett? Carlisle? Mike?"

"Bella… please you're being difficult…"

"Difficult? Yeah well I'm finding it difficult to see how you're going to get it up without difficulty! And by the way, I'm not being difficult. Just checking to make sure that all our equipment is in perfect working condition..."

"Bella!"

"There's nothing wrong with being curious, Edward."

"I'm taking you home."

"Edward Cullen, you are not worming your way out of this!"

"It's not my fault I don't want to listen to… theories that your overactive imagination comes up with!"

"That's it! Take me home now!"

"I'm taking you home now already."

"Yeah, well, do it quicker then!"

"If you insist…" Edward slammed his foot down on the pedal and they rocketed along the road to Forks at over 180 miles per hour.

"Edward!" Bella shrieked. He turned and looked at her, crooked smile and all.

"You asked me to do it faster…"

"Just… keep your eyes on the road why don't you!"

"Sure."

"By the way, how come you're still alive?"

"Eating me wasn't enough… Jacob made a fatal mistake there. I need to be burnt not digested."

"Oh. I see. Well I'm glad you didn't die."

"Yeah I heard."

"You… WHAT?!"

"I. Heard. Is simple English out of your grasp now too Bella?"

"I can't believe you! I mean you're half DIGESTED and you still have to eavesdrop on my conversations?"

"Of course," he grinned at her.

Damn that crooked smile thought Bella angrily and she glared out the window the rest of the drive home. Much to Edward's amusement.

AN: The 'theory' mentioned in this chapter is courtesy of one Maxine Anderson. She comes up with the theories, I extend on them. Lol. Well hope the ending wasn't too so-so for all the readers out there. I had heaps of fun writing this fic and I hope you guys had fun reading it!

PS If anyone really wants another chapter, or a follow up fic (there's a thought lingering on my mind) I'm going to need some persuasion. Aka REVIEWS!