At dinner we see Fried Chicken, Burgers, Tacos, Pizza, Chinese, and subs on a banquet table.
"My little Hero Sandwich should watch what he eats, I mean his health is off the charts I bet" Tater said snuggling with Hoagie as Amanda grabbed some pizza, a taco, a burger, and an egg roll.
"All right Amanda you're not talking to me ha, ha very funny I get it, but can you at least acknowledge my presence?" David asked as Amanda smiled thinly and walked back to the table to sit next to John.
"You must be a strong man to apologize to Heather John, I mean if anything I would have made her apologize first" Amanda said as David sat next to her hoping to catch a glimpse of her voice.
"I want to know why I can't eat anything Tater puff?, I mean do I look like a rabbit to you?" Hoagie asked as a salad bowl was slid to him.
"Dear readers did you know that Hoagie Gilligan still sleeps with a nightlight and a teddy on occasions?, do we really want a boy like that inventing for the KND?" Tater said smiling and pretending to type on a typerwriter
'Fine I'll eat your rabbit chow torturer of the inventers, but I won't like it one bit".
"Howdy gang what are we talking about?, and I hope it's about David the mean boy that made me lose the best relationship I ever had" Heather said as David looked at Amanda pleading with her.
"John please tell the lost puppy to go suck an egg before I force feed him one, I really can't stand him staring at me with patheticness and stupidity" Amanda said as John looked at David.
"She said to go suck an egg before she force feeds you one because she can't stand you staring at her with patheticness and stupidity" John said to him as David stared at John instead.
"All right agents we have an announcement to make, two new agents have joined the dating world Tater Matthews and Hoagie Gilligan" Rachel said as Tater smiled and kissed Hoagie leaving glitter on his cheeks and Wally laughing out loud.
"I knew somebody would get stuck with Tater but I had no idea it would be the boy who can't get a date to kiss him let alone go out with him" Wally said as a booming knock was heard on the door and a preteen girl stood at the door with a pink suitcase.
"Are you lost sweetie?, because if you are I can help you find home again if you want me to because I'm helpful that way" Kuki said as the little girl saw Wally and started tearing through her backpack for a picture.
"Actually you can't help me but that boy in the orange hoodie and blonde hair can".
"Wally get your behind over here and help this little girl, she says you can help her better than me" Kuki said as Wally walked up and got one look at the girl with fear in his eyes.
"Hello Wally Beatles I know you know about me, my mom wrote you about a million times and in case you don't want people wondering who I am I'm his daughter Skwirely!" the girl screamed as all the agents heads turned in direction to the preteen girl.
"Wally I didn't know you had a daughter or a wife but let's deal with one thing at a time shall we, like the first problem are you totally and completely stupid!" Kuki screamed as Wally grabbed Skwirely's pink suitcase and Rachel looked on with interest.
"You just better hope mom doesn't find you dad, because if you think my outburst was bad hers will be a zillion times worse".
As if Skwirely called her a woman in brown hair stormed into the treehouse and everybody knew who she was after as her eyes fell upon Wally.
"Wait right here you said, what's the worst that can happen you said, I'll help the both of you in any way I can you said, why I ever believed you is bloody beyond me" The woman said as Wally smiled fearfully at his wife as Kuki looked angrily at him.
"So exactly how long have you and Wally been married?, I mean how long has he known you Mrs.?" Kuki asked as the woman stared at her.
"Wally and I have been married for five years, he met me after his graduation from the KND and he told me that he would stay when I told him I was pregnant, and by the way the names Wendy Bishop Kuki" the girl said as Kuki stared at her amazed.
"Are you a sidekick or some junk like that, and if not than how the Rainbow Monkeys did you know my name?".
"Are you kidding Wally has never shut his big fat mouth up about you, the last day he was in Australia before he left us high and dry he told me that he was going to look you up first" Wendy said as Skwirely took a long look at Wally and then tears flooded her eyes and she ran for the nearest room.
"I'll go deal with her even though I have no idea how to start the conversation seeing I have no father or mother, but I'm sure I can find the words" John said running after her as Rachel followed him.
"And why are you the one that get's to help her when you didn't do anything, shouldn't Wally be the one helping her?" Rachel asked as John reached his bedroom door to hear Skwirely moaning and crying.
"She's in my room and that passes Wally's abilities, now it's my turn to help her".
" I just hope you know what your doing son, I mean us girls have feelings that can change like the weather" Rachel said as John walked into his room and Rachel joined him to help him if he needed it.
"Go away I don't want anybody to see me cry kid, so beat it until I'm ready to talk to you" Skwirely said as John sat next to the shivering lump on his bed.
"You know you should be lucky that you have a mother and a father, there are some people in this world that don't and they don't get the honor of fighting with their fathers" John said as Rachel saw where he was going.
"What do you mean some people don't have mothers and fathers?, everybody had to have one at one point or they wouldn't be in this world would they?" Skwirely asked as John could feel sadness overtaking him again.
"My parents died earlier this year and I never had the liberty of hating my mom and dad like you do now, so you should be grateful" John said as Skwirely slowly looked up at him her mascara running from her face.
"I had no idea you lost a mom and a dad earlier this year and I'm very sorry, but you need to see this from my point of view too kid, Wally walked out when things got tough and in my book that's a coward true and pure".
"I never said he wasn't a coward, and I never said he didn't run I'm just saying to be thankful he's still alive, because he could've ended up like my parents burning in a fire".
Skwirely stood up and ruffled John's hair as she grabbed her suitcase and walked from John's room where Wally, Wendy, and Kuki were still fighting.
"I can't believe you'd leave behind a beautiful child and an even more beautiful wife for a life you couldn't have when you were younger!" Kuki screamed as Skwirely heard her say Beautiful and child in the same sentence.
"Your not looking at the whole scenario Kooks I told them I'd be back and I was going back, but every time I got the courage to go I saw the look on Wendy's face when I told her I was coming to America for a girl" Wally said as Skwirely got in the middle of her mother and her father.
"All right I'm sure the both of you are angry beyond belief, but has anyone seen my bedazzler?, it looks like a gun with beads in it and I so can't get by without it" Skwirely said as her mother went through her purse and produced it.
"Now if you two screaming idiots will excuse me I have a jean jacket that needs bedazzling and a bed that needs laying in because I have total jetlag from the flight here".
As soon as Skwirely was out of sight Wally, Wendy, and Kuki were at it again with John being thrown into the mix.
"You do know that your daughter resents you, and your wife wants to kill you in your sleep right Wally?" John asked as Wendy looked down at him with a smile on her face.
"What's the cruddy difference my life was over once I got married to this Shelia, she told me that everything would be fine and before you know it she's having a baby.
"I do have a name you know and I expect you to learn it seeing you're my father and all that jazz, It's Skwirely not really hard to say but can get incredibly hard to spell with beads" Skwirely said sprawling out on the living room couch with her bedazzler in one hand and a Coke in the other.
"I don't expect I'll have time to learn your name Skilly seeing your only going to be here for one night, and thank the lord for that" Wally said as Rachel walked up with a smile on her face.
"Actually I'd love it if you stayed as my guest, my son seems to like you and your daughter a lot, and the fact that your husband isn't the best babysitter may fall through" Rachel said as Wendy dropped her bags and hugged Rachel.
"They can't stay their not agents Numbah 362, are you trying to blow our whole operation to bits by allowing my ex wife and daughter to live here?".
"Still wife and daughter I'll never grant you a divorce Wallabee Beatles, actually I was hoping we could get that honeymoon you promised me before Skwirely came, you know the one on the Virgin Islands sipping drinks and talking about us?" Wendy asked as Wally could see he was being dug deeper and deeper.
"How about we don't do that, we go to the court house, get the marriage annulled, and I can move on with my life as you move on with yours" Wally said as Skwirely and Wendy both held a mischievous smile.
"I'm not going to cancel our marriage just because you don't want us on your treehouse doorstep Wally, I'm not that kind of girl and the kind of girl I am is a person your going to see rather quickly you little Joey".
"I never asked to have a daughter Wend that was your cup of tea not mine, I told you I wanted a quiet life, with no kids just you and me and then Mrs. Where's my bedazzler show's up".
"First off lady this isn't his treehouse it belongs to Numbah 362, and second I would love for you to stay because then your daughter can teach me to bedazzle my hair" Kuki said jumping up and down excitedly.
"Then it's settled they stay Wally and Skwirely just became your responsibility and not Wendy's, let's see how you handle being a single parent for five years" Rachel said as Skwirely threw her head back and laughed at Wally.
"Some things you should know Mr. Mom, she wakes up at 5:00 in the morning and watches cartoons till 6:00, after that she does her ballet routine and homework that she didn't finish the night before, 7:30 comes around and she'll eat breakfast which is usually what you see her holding in her hand with Lucky Charms" Wendy said as Wally almost fainted.
"Ohhhh I'm just getting started, 8:00 her carpool will come and drive her to school and that gives you at least five hours maximum six to straighten up the house we'll be moving into".
"And where do I get to rest and sleep in all of this 5:00, 6:00, 7:30, 8:00 nonsense?, I mean where can I slack off and do what I want to do?" Wally asked as Skwirely and Wendy both cackled and Wally looked at both of them.
"Ohhhh you kill me Wally but this is only her weekday schedule, her weekend schedule is a little more complicated than this because instead of watching cartoons till 6:00 she watches then until she feels like turning them off and doing her chores" Wendy said as Wally looked at Skwirely.
"And just how long do you feel like watching cartoons on the weekends young lady?, I mean this isn't a 24/7 movie theater for little girls" Wally said as Skwirely looked up from her jean jacket and met Wally's eyes.
"I watch cartoons until I feel like turning them off get the picture?, I'm not going to do something I don't want to do and that includes chores" Skwirely said moving back to her SKWIRE jean jacket.
"I will not be made a fool of young lady if your going to live with me your going to buckle down and work when I ask you too" Wally said as Rachel walked into the middle of the conversation.
"Wally she's not living with you she's living with us, she's just your responsibility while she's here, and besides no agent or youngster has ever done chores in this treehouse since 1902" Rachel said as Skwirely finished the L and moved on to the last letter.
"In case you wondering Wally it's over between us, how you can ever keep a secret from me this big I'll never know" Kuki said walking off to watch Skwirely bedazzle her jean jacket.
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