Once Skwirely got back to the treehouse that afternoon her mom and Wally were both staring at her.
"All right so you promised Megan that you were going to come on the date with her young lady, which begs the question who are you going to take with you?" Wendy asked as Skwirely smiled a plan formulating in her head.
"I have to ask who your going to bring too Skwirely, I mean your twelve and I hope you don't know anybody to invite that might you know make you wear perfume and stuff like that" Wally said as Skwirely walked down the hall still smiling.
"Don't worry parental units I'm not going to date anybody you wouldn't approve of, in fact the both of you know this boy and I think he seemed pretty cute last night" Skwirely said stopping at John's door as Wally looked at Wendy and she looked at Wally.
"Knock knock Numbah 6 I have a proposition for you and I don't think you should refuse it because an opportunity like this only knocks but once".
John was sprawled out on his bed with Templeton as Skwirely saw the rat and smiled at it as Wendy cringed in fear.
"No worries mom I'm sure he keeps the cute thing in a cage at night, now why don't we talk more about that proposition I have for you?".
"All right I guess we could do that, have you met Templeton by the way?, he's my pet rat and probably the most cuddly thing you'll ever meet" John said placing Templeton back in his cage as Wendy sighed relief.
"See my friend and her ex boyfriend, myself and hopefully you are going on a date tonight, now I know your seven and all but if you do this you'll have the Smore girls as bodyguards" Skwirely said as John suddenly became interested in the conversation.
"So let me get this straight you want me to go on a date with you and your friends tonight and all's I have to do is sit there and pretend to be in love with you?".
"Basically yea you get the idea, I want you to pretend to be in love with me for one night and that's it, arm on my shoulder, kissing, the cute nicknames, everything you can think of that makes me think your in love me do it".
David walked into John's room at this point hearing the conversation as John smiled at him and Skwirely stared at him.
"Let's get one thing straight this is only for one night, and if all goes well who knows I might find myself dating a seven year old after tonight" Skwirely said as David couldn't believe what he was hearing.
"Listen if you want a pretend boyfriend then by no means go with John, but if you want a boyfriend that will love you with all their heart then I think you and I should get to know each other better" David said as Skwirely just laughed at him.
"I wouldn't date you if you gave me a million dollars and said I could pick the place to go, John on the other hand has the upper hand with me because he's got the mysterious thing going for him hard".
"Yea I'm sure he does but have you ever wondered why he doesn't just stop mourning the death of his parents?, I mean come on it was last year for God Sakes just get over it" David said as Chrissy heard John sniffle and she ran into his room to find Skwirely hugging him.
"Not to worry John he's just jealous that he couldn't get a date with me if he tried, where as you well we already know where you stand, be ready by 6:00 I'll come to pick you up here and then it's dates ahoy" Skwirely said as Chrissy just stared at David angrily.
"Whatever you said to him has obviously hurt my brother so let's play a game of twenty questions Chrissy Ward style" Chrissy said rounding on David as he slumped against the nearest wall.
"I don't think I want to miss this game of twenty questions, and besides I have decades to get ready and so do you my little make believe boyfriend".
"He thinks it's about high time that I got over mom and dad being dead or at least that's what I think he was playing at" John said as David squeaked in fear as Chrissy came closer her shadow overtaking his.
"When I became a big sister I promised myself two things that I'd never change, and that I would protect my little brother or sister with my life if it came right down to it" Chrissy said cracking her knuckles as Rachel and Nigel ran in to see what the ruckus was.
"I just think him playing the I'm a depressed mystery card is getting older by the second, I mean he can get a date with whoever he wants and here he is dating the one girl I wanted" David said in a frightened whisper as Chrissy stopped inches from his face.
"Do you know what it's like to see your dead parents in your dreams?, or looking over your shoulder hoping to find them behind you smiling?" John asked as Skwirely saw tears in his eyes and couldn't help but feel bad for him.
"Oh puhlease you have a family right here, your princess sister and your rat of a pet and that should be enough for you " David said as John felt an anger growing inside of him and Rachel could sense a fight coming soon.
"What do you know about a family anyways you two timing, poor excuse making, two faced, idiot?, you have a mom and a dad so don't come preaching to me about family values".
"That's telling him little bro tell it like it is, and for the girl two things don't hurt my little brother like his last girlfriend and stay away from the bad excuse extraordinaire" Chrissy said as Skwirely smiled and sat down next to John and Templeton's cage.
"How long have you had the rat Numbah 6?, I mean is it like your only friend besides the agents, me, and your big sis?" Skwirely asked as John nodded.
"When my parents died Templeton was the only thing alive or dead that understood me, now he's a cute, furry, bucktoothed bud".
"So 6:00 sounds good to you then?, I mean I can make it earlier or later if you want because my friends kind of the fashionably late type".
"6:00's fine Skwirely I'll meet you in front of the treehouse then and we can go from there, who knows you just may find yourself with a seven year old boyfriend after tonight" John said as Skwirely blushed and giggled girlishly as she stumbled from John's room.
"Great another girl taken by the pity me extraordinaire, and how may I ask are you going to continue dating her if her parents live in the treehouse with us?" David asked as John just held a smirk and dashed off to get ready with Chrissy right behind him.
"I expect Wally and Wendy would love for me to be their future son in law someday, I mean it's better than having some grungy, mangy, tramp dog looking, smelly boy dating her".
Chrissy couldn't help but laugh at this as David ran at John in anger and he was tripped by Rachel who smiled down at him.
"They didn't make me Supreme Leader just because I look pretty, my hair is flippier than a rollercoaster ride, and I know how to color coordinate makeup to my face Numbah 7" Rachel said placing one of her high topped feet on David's chest.
"Oh so they made you Supreme leader because you're a money hungry golddigger too, or did they make you one because they were in desperate need of a swimsuit model for the Girls Of The KND calendar?" David asked as Rachel's foot sank deeper into his chest.
"Actually they made me Supreme Leader because I have a pure talent for stealth and hand in hand combat, what talents do you have besides the talent to make other people look lower than you are?"
"I think you and sonny boy need to have a talk about the girls he dates, he has another date tonight with Skwirely the most beautiful twelve year old you'll ever meet and he doesn't even have the consideration to share with his friends".
"I share with my friends, I'll tell you what you tell me where to find some friends and I'll share Skwirely with them" John said walking off with a spring in his step as David just angrily stared after him.
"I hope your used to people loving you for your mysterious ways Numbah 6, because you'll never find a girl to love you for you no matter how hard you look" David said as Skwirely twirled past David humming a song under her breath.
"You didn't really mean all that stuff about not going out with me if I was the last man on Earth did you?, I mean I'm pretty cool once you get to know me".
"Actually I did because you seem to think that all the girls need to get on their hands and knees and worship you, but here's the deal Mr. worship me or suffer the no date punishment girls aren't looking for a boy full of themselves, their looking for tall, dark, and handsome or any combination of the three".
Skwirely laughed after saying this and went to her room to find something to wear as David's anger was starting to boil over.
"You know you aren't so pretty after all, in fact I'm glad you asked John instead of me because I would have said no to you after all the goop you put on your face" David said as Chrissy walked past smiling.
"Somebody's jealous much and I have to say you should be, I mean just look at the way her toosh moves, the way she flips that beautiful golden yellow hair, and her lips forget about it their so kissable".
"Who cares about her crummy toosh, her dingy golden hair, or her lip injections she's stuck up and that's all I need to know" David said as Chrissy just threw her head back and laughed.
"You got it bad and you know you do, now let's look at my cute brothers qualities shall we?, I mean he does have about half a million doesn't he?" Chrissy asked as David shoved past her hating the idea of Skwirely falling in love with John.
"Let's say we didn't I might lose my lunch and then I'd just have to eat another one, now if you'll excuse me Operation Double Date is a go".
"Operation Double Date hmmmmmmmm I had no idea there was an Operation Double Date and me being the Supreme Leader of this fine organization know all of the Operations that are thrown past the KND" Rachel said as David looked at her in protest.
"Look you can't let Skwirely date John, because then I'd be picking up his sloppy seconds if she ever asks me out and I'm not that kind of boy" David said as Rachel walked him and Chrissy to Skwirely's bedroom where she was trying on sundresses and short skirts.
"Hola and como estes Senior and Seniorita's translation hello how are you sir and madam's, say is this skirt too short or do you think I should go shorter?" Skwirely asked pulling on a short jean skirt up to her thighs.
"I say it's way too short, I mean what do you want the seven year old to notice first your goods or your thighs" David said hoping it would make Skwirely try a short halter top on first.
"Nobody was asking you perv I was asking the ladies of the treehouse, so ladies what do we think too short or go shorter?" Skwirely asked as Tater passed back with a reluctant Hoagie being dragged like a teddy around with her.
"Your going to meet my parents tonight Snugbug , then after that we'll go out for frozen yogurt which is so much better than Ice cream and I may even let you get gimmies if your good and don't complain" Tater replied walking into Skwirely's room where she was still in her jean skirt.
"You know what screw it I like this skirt because it goes with the jacket that I'm going to wear, and besides I don't give up the goods on the first date to anybody so my thighs will be the first thing the seven year old sees".
"Might I ask who your taking out Skwirely?, I mean Hoagie and I are trying to find the perfect place to take my parents tonight because their pleased as punch to meet him".
"Well I'm taking John AKA Numbah 6 to Tijuana Flats for some Mexican cooking tonight, then after we might hit the mini putt course and come back here to go to bed" Skwirely said as David heard enough and shoved past Tater.
"If your trying to make me jealous it's working Skwirely, I just want one date to prove that I can hack it as a boy in Skwirely Daniels' life" David said as Skwirely just burst out laughing and Rachel looked confused at her.
"Oh- please- stop- kid- your- killing- me- I- mean- the- thought- that- you- can- be- a- boyfriend- to- me- is- laughable- because- you- don't- even- know- my- last- name".
"I guess it could be pretty funny that he expects to date you and your last name escapes his mind, I mean my little Snugbug knows that I'm Tater Daniels don't you munchkin" Tater asked Eskimo kissing Hoagie as he looked like he wanted to die.
"You two can join us tonight if you like, it's all you can eat taco night and well need I say any more than that?" Skwirely asked as David was on his hands and knees.
"Please Skwirely I'm begging you just give me one date and that date has to be tonight, I mean come on I'm on my hands and knees here sweetie" David said as Skwirely smiled down at him.
"How about another no for good measure, but since your down there do you mind scrubbing the dust off my shoes" Skwirely asked as David angrily stood up and saw that desperate times called for desperate measures.
"Fine if you don't want to go out with me I'll just find a girl who will go out with me, and she'll be prettier than you ever were you stuck up priss" David said angrily storming off as Kuki heard the argument and had a plan of her own in her head.
"Tough break about Skwirely and all, and if you ask me who needs her I have the perfect match for you that is if you don't mind a little clinginess" Kuki said as David saw no way out and nodded as Kuki's insides did a backflip.
"All right and trust me this girl does not disappoint, she's cute, funny, beautiful, and all in all a zillion times better than Skwirely Beatles".
"Look I already said I was in just introduce me to the lucky girl and we can go from there, or are you trying to make this girl a turn off to me?" David asked as Kuki rubbed her hands together and led him to the front of the treehouse where her five year old sister Mushi was playing with her Rainbow Monkeys.
"Mr. Fluffykins meet Mrs. Roberts, Mrs. Roberts I present to you your date for the evening Mr. Fluffykins, now you two don't stay out too late and I want full details when you get back Mrs. Roberts" Mushi said humming the wedding march making her Rainbow Monkey's prance across the floor smiling.
"David meet Mushi, Mushi meet David and by the looks of things you two are going to get along swimmingly" Kuki said smiling and turning to leave before David grabbed her green sweater sleeve.
"All right very funny but who am I really taking out tonight?, one of your friends, a supermodel, maybe a cheerleader?" David asked as Mushi walked up and tugged on David's pant leg.
"Excuse me but what is the problem with dating me?, I mean I'm a girl, you're a boy, and we all revolve in the big circle of life".
"Seen The Lion King one too many times Mushi?, because here's a little news flash I'm not a lion cub named Simba and your not Nala so get used to hearing boys say no to you".
"All right one you promised and two how can you say no to a face like that?, I mean sure she's six and tags along on every date I had with Wally but tonight's going to be different because I have a new boy and my baby sister will not screw this one up" Kuki said running off before David could stop her.
"So where are we going tonight boyfriend?, the beach, the movies, or maybe we could go to Chuck E. Cheese I own the skeeball tables there, then there's always staying here and watching a movie" Mushi said as David didn't know the half of what he was getting into.
"No we're going to a restaurant tonight and your to be on your best behavior when we get there, It's a Mexican restaurant
"Oh I get it so I have to dress spicy, I'm thinking my blue coveralls with a Rainbow Monkey T shirt and some berets may be just the ticket" Mushi said as David saw this was going to be a long, hard, Skwirely less night.
"How's about we talk less Rainbow Monkey and more a sophisticated eight year old with some class, I mean Rainbow Monkey's died out with the dinosaurs for little boys" David said as Mushi just shook her head.
"The Rainbow Monkey's are not dead their jus hibernating and a die hard fan such as myself can tell you that winter is almost over and then all the girl's in the world will want a Rainbow Monkey".
"Until that happens I want you to dress not like a freak meaning the Mary Jane's and purple XXXXXL sweatshirt has got to go, and then we have got to do something with your hair".
Mushi allowed herself to be led into Tater's room where she was spraying perfume bottle after perfume bottle.
"Salutations Island Dwellers and what may Tater the princess of this fine island do for you today?, a coconut bra perhaps or maybe a nice grass skirt could do nicely" Tater said as Hoagie was tied to the back of Tater's chair.
'We need a makeover and in we I mean she and make it snappy she has a date with me tonight and I can't be late" David said as John passed by with a camera.
"Smile happy couple this is so going on my Myspace page with a caption that says look at the happy couple, now excuse me but I have like 200 more copies of this picture to post around the net and the treehouse so have fun" John said sniggering as he walked off with David chasing him.
"If you post even one of those pictures on the net or in the treehouse I'll just have to get even in my own way you little creepazoid".
"Looks like your just going to have to get even because an op like this is hard to pass up, now excuse me but I have some posting to do and a Myspace page to update.
John had a spring in his step as he walked off and David had a vengeful look in his eyes.
Well that's it for now so reply and I'll continue and I also appreciate the replies on my Just Expressing Fic too thanks all Cindy'sboy93
