At dinner John was winning bonus points with his other four team members as Chinese arrived just for him and his team.
"All right gang dig in and then we can get to know each other better and then tomorrow it's off to Alaska for two years" John said as Sonia slurped up some Lo mein smiling.
"I wonder how the agents that got Numbah 86 for a trainer are doing?, I mean I've only heard rumors of her reign as the KND's boy bully" A little boy said grabbing an egg roll and breaking it apart.
"I heard that she growls like a puppy when she get's angry, but not a nice puppy a mean, rabid, rotweiler type of puppy" another little girl said as John just smiled at this and she shivered.
"I don't believe a word of that story, that's what they are ghost stories to scare kids into not going out for the KND" John said as Fanny was heard yelling at her team.
"All right Kenefeck, and Savage load up the luggage, Demery, Hannon, and Labrecque sit tight and watch as the boys pack your stuff" Fanny yelled as the girl's didn't need to be told twice and ran for the jet but David and Tyler stood there with smirks on their faces.
"Less smiling and more moving that luggage boys, and if you think I'm joking I could punish you and we'll see who's smirking then".
"Oh please what could you do to us?, I mean we're boys and you're a girl chances are we'll beat you and you'll go crying to your mommy" David said as Fanny smiled towering over him.
"I am going to ask you one more time nicely and then your going to meet another side of me, a side your going to hope to never see again".
"I'm with the boy we also outnumber you two to one, so if your going to do something you better do it soon before we wise up and protest you" Tyler said as Fanny grabbed him and David around the collar and pinning them to the jet.
"So who wants to hit me first I mean you talk a big game but let's see just how tough the two of you are shall we?" Fanny asked smiling as the other agents looked on in fear.
"Boy I sure am glad we don't have her as a trainer because she's nice to girls but mean to boys which I have to say is meaner than mean" Sonia said slurping up more Lo mein.
A little girl with a stuffed lion forked some pork fried rice onto her fork and shoveled it into her mouth as Rachel walked in to check on her future son/ Supreme Leader and his team.
"I thought what Numbah 86 did was ghost stories Numbah 6, I mean do you see how scared those boys are out there?" The girl who's name was Janey asked clutching her lion and hugging it tight.
"Oh please it's all for effect and I think under that rough exterior is a girl with a heart of gold, we just have to look hard to find it" John said as Rachel sat at the head of the table going through the Chinese cartons.
"Actually John has a good point, there is a girl with a heart of gold under the exterior, but she sure hates to show it" Rachel said through a mouthful of sweet and sour chicken.
"Rache are you hearing her out there, I'm starting to feel bad for the agents but then again I got trained by Fanny and now I fear nothing thanks to her training methods" Nigel said sitting down as the agents stared in awe of him.
"Oh my gosh your Nigel Uno I mean the Nigel Uno, your father was Numbah 0 and you got the Delightful Children From Down The Lanes cake every single time" Janey said close to giggling girlishly.
"Yea I guess I am now if you'll excuse me I have some agents to give a pep talk to before they meet their doom".
Nigel ran off towards Fanny's jet where David remained immobile but Tyler was throwing luggage into the jet two by two as Fanny held a satisfactory smile.
"I don't see what your smiling about you dumb Irish girl, I mean sure he's scared of you but it's going to take more than a few growls, a rough handling license, and dog breath to get me to help scaredy cat over there" David said sitting on a tree stump in the snow smiling back at Fanny.
"Well Fullbright looks like you've met your match, now don't back down kid because that's where she'll hit you the most" Nigel said as David nodded staying seated on the tree stump.
"Uno need I remind you that when their trained by me their my responsibility?, which begs the question what the hell are you doing here?" Fanny asked as Tyler lifted the last of the luggage and ran up to Fanny panting and sweating as she held a satisfactory smile.
"Record time kid you gotta love that now get in the jet while me and Mr. refusing to do as his trainer says have a talk".
"Actually you can have him Fan, he's this close to being decommissioned, did you write the word runt on my son's wall this morning Numbah 8, and don't lie to me because I know all" Rachel said as David shook his head no hoping to get out of being a part of Fanny's agents.
"All right I want to see your hands palms out, if you didn't spray paint his room with the word runt we'll have no trouble now will we?".
"I won't do it and you can't make me I mean your not my mother are you?, and until you are my palms stay by my side" David said neglecting the spray paint can in his back pocket.
"In his case the evidence is in his back pocket Rache, Unless the color in your son's room wasn't red" Fanny said twirling the can around in her palms.
"As a matter of fact Fanny it was however did you figure it out?, could it be the paint dripping in his back pocket, the can you confiscated, or the fact that his palms are covered in it?" Rachel asked as David angrily stood up and Rachel stared him down.
"It's not enough for you to remind him that he has parents that were addicts but you also have to get into his head?, I mean where do you get off calling him a runt when your stepfather showed more abuse to you than John's ever seen?".
"He walks around like he's so hot because he's got the girl, the team, the princess sister, and the troubled past to back himself up" David said as Rachel angrily pinned him to an oak tree and beckoned for Fanny who gladly ran up excited to abuse this boy.
"Whatever you have to do Fanny force his fists apart and show me his palms, I want solid proof that he did this and then he's all yours forever and ever" Rachel said as Fanny used all her strength and David winced in pain as his fists were forced apart to show red paint all over his palms.
"Smile pretty Numbah 8 your going to be on the front page of the decommissioning gazette, and Numbah 82 can work out the kinks in you or maybe she'll just make you madder who knows with you?".
"We haven't been formally introduced I'm Numbah 82 and I just became your new best friend, now since your not one to listen I'm going to make you listen by making you my personal assistant, you do know what one of those do don't you?" Fanny asked rubbing her hands together in spite of the cold with glee.
Rachel snapped a picture of the red palms with her phone and cackled back at David skipping back to her son to see him and his team off.
"I ask again agent do you know what a personal assistant does?, I mean you'd have to know seeing there all over office buildings and whatnot".
"Yea they do the stuff that other people hate doing like paperwork and well whatever else the people hate doing" David said as Rachel and Fanny both smirked.
"In your case you're a slave to me, meaning if I snap my fingers your going to be sitting by my side like a good little puppy ready to serve" Fanny said as Nigel just shook his head grinning.
"Good luck kid that's all I can say, I mean at least I had two years with her your going to have God only knows how much time with her" Nigel said as Fanny grabbed David's hand and started getting a good grip on his hand.
"Come along slave I have a list about a mile long for you and guess what part of it involves catering to the girls in the jet and the boy who actually decided to listen to me".
David groaned as he saw the girl's hands up for service and Tyler just sat with a smile on his face.
"Well looks like you have some customers David, so why don't you cater to them and I'll be waiting for a foot rub when your finished".
"All right scavengers what do you want and make this quick because I have a Irish idiot to tend to" David said as Heather smiled and got the I'm telling on you look in her eyes.
"Go ahead and tell on me if you want, I could care less about what you do just tell me what you want".
"I'll have chicken fingers, onion rings, a large Coke, and an Ice Cream Sundae with the works and that means everything for those a little hard of understanding" Heather said as David wrote down her order on a pad of paper.
"All right ladies who's next for this stupid charade?, I know what you guys are doing and your not going to break me for anything".
"I want a steak medium rare, rice, chocolate chip cookies, an Ice Cream Sundae, a carton of milk, a large Coke, and some popcorn do you think you can handle that?" Amanda asked as David just groaned running out of room on his pad.
"Good I made you groan and I have made my day complete, and I expect everything I just said to you in front of me".
"I won't forget a thing you crazy idiot, now what does the country girl expect me to get for her and then maybe Tyler would like something too" David said as Fanny grinned pulling out nail polishes and humming happily under her breath.
"I wouldn't be so happy to get back there yall, I mean I heard her feet were like alligator's skin, and they smell to high heaven, plus you'll be painting them so just think of that while your complaining on waiting on us" Beth said as David angrily stared at her.
"Just tell me what you want cowgirl or you'll get nothing at all while your friends get what they want".
"I did want anything I just felt like raising my hand to see if you would come and serve me" Beth said smirking as David angrily shoved past her to Tyler.
"You must be enjoying the hell out of this huh Tyler?, I mean I don't help you with the luggage and I get stuck serving this girl and you guys hand and foot".
"Hey I wasn't the one who told you to not help with the luggage, in fact I would have loved you to help because now I feel like I'm in a sauna" Tyler said as David just stared angrily into his eyes.
"I want candy piles upon piles of candy and soda as far as the eye can see, and make it snappy plane rides kind of make me queasy ".
John rushed back to the kitchen as Fanny grinned and angrily tapped her foot by the kitchen door and David looked up at her.
"And how may I serve you today Master Torturer?, I mean you already made me the slave of the agents, your personal assistant, and a laughing stock to boot what else can I do for you?" David asked as Fanny grinned and gave him a list of food.
"The top choices are what I want for now, the middle choices are lunch, and the next to last choices are dinner, and then we come to midnight snack which I will always get" Fanny said as David snatched her list and she skipped off giggling.
"All right so that's candy and soda for Tyler, Chicken fingers, onion rings, a large Coke, and an Ice Cream Sundae for Heather, A steak medium rare, rice chocolate chip cookies, an Ice Cream Sundae, a carton of milk, a large Coke, and popcorn for Amanda" David started putting names on trays for everybody's food.
"Nothing for Beth, and a Double decker cheeseburger, spicy curly fries, a peanut butter cup sundae, Milano cookies, chocolate milk, a large Dr. Pepper, Gummy worms and bears, Sour Patch Watermelons, Swedish Fish, and a Peanut Butter Twix For her highness".
Once all the food was done David passed it out as Amanda made a face and pushed her tray back looking up at David with pleading eyes.
"You mixed the steak juice with the rice, the cookies are frozen, the Ice Cream Sundae lacks hot fudge extremely, the milk carton is almost gone, and this isn't diet Coke I mean what kind of chef are you?" Amanda asked as Fanny smiled up front as her food came.
"Here your highness now I have to redo Amanda's food because she's pickier than a hermit crab, and I think she's going to kill me soon hopefully" David said as Fanny looked up at him.
"Aren't we forgetting something personal assistant?, in the form of Princess and Fanny Fullbright?" Fanny asked filing her nails with a nail file and smiling at him.
"I'm not calling you princess Fanny Fullbright so you can just forget it, I'm not catering to you anymore, I'm not catering to the agents, and if Amanda thinks I'm making her food over she has another thing coming" David said shoving past Fanny who just smiled at him.
"We could always bring Mushi along for the ride if you like, you remember her right the girl that got paid to date you?".
David stopped dead in his tracks as Fanny grinned and so did Amanda and the other agents.
"I will make her your little sister and if you think serving us is bad just wait till you have to serve her, she get's cranky when she doesn't get what she wants" Fanny said the grin staying on her face.
"All right princess Fanny Fullbright how else may I serve you beautiful princess?" David asked with an obviously forced smile as Fanny smiled down at him.
"After you remake Amanda's breakfast you'll come back here for Princess Fanny time and that will commence after breakfast until we get to Alaska then it's back to princess Fanny and her royal subjects".
David stalked off to make Amanda's breakfast as she went to supervise him at making the breakfast.
"Right now the steak stay's away from the rice because juice will get all over it and then the rice is ruined, the cookies and Ice cream stay separate because then the cookies freeze and I won't eat them, I want a full carton of milk, and a diet Coke do you think you can handle that?" Amanda asked as David did everything he was told.
"Here are your utensils now if you need anything else I'll be serving Numbah 86 until we reach Alaska so tough luck" David said going back to Fanny as her feet were out and she pointed to them.
"Rub them, color them to my liking, make them smooth, the same for my hands being an agent isn't good on the hands or the feet and your about to find out that the rumors about my feet are completely true" Fanny said as the jet lifted off and Fanny held David who was trying to make a getaway down smiling at him.
"Mushi can be on the first thing that flies out of here and seeing there are other agents trying to get out of here I think her getting out won't be a problem".
David angrily snatched the lotion from Fanny's hands and she flexed her feet and David plugged his nose.
"Yea they haven't been washed in days because I was told I'd be getting you maybe about last week or was it the week before that?" Fanny asked as David just looked up at her.
"Well what are you waiting for get to rubbing and sparkling my toes and fingers, hopefully when you're your done with that we'll be in Alaska and you can make the team lunch".
As Fanny's jet lifted off we also see John's leaving for Alaska for two years and they'll all come out as agents.
Well that's it for this ff tell me what you thought of it, my next ff will be a sequel to this one where we will observe John and his team becoming agents as we also observe David becoming Fanny's new pet look out for it and thanks for all the replies
