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Evil? Me? No...

Chapter 3

July 31

Today was Harry's eleventh birthday. The green eyed boy smiled at his father. Chocolate cake!

"Score! Cake!" the child cut himself a huge slice and devoured it.

Remus giggled at his son's antics.

"Harry. You have icing all over you. Let me get you a napkin."

"No!" Harry looked at himself in the mirror, he had icing all over his nose and mouth. He started to lick it off.

"Ewww... Harry! Thats gross."

"But the icing is the best part!"

"Amen to that!" agreed Sirius. He also had icing all over him. Remus wondered how the two managed that but decided against asking. Remus walked over t his husband and sat in his lap. Remus proceeded to lick off the icing. Sirius smirked. He turned his head slightly and kissed Remus full on the lips.

Harry blushed at his parents. He shrieked when he was grabbed by his ankle and held up side down. He struggled against the pale hand.

"Voldy! Let go! You're messing up my hair!"

"What the hell Harry? You're gonna grow up to be gay!"

Tom laughed and dropped the boy. Harry pouted and stood. Damnit, as good as his senses were his grandfather still stuck up on him! Harry combed through his hair with his piano playing fingers. He then started to braid his mid-back length hair.

"Meany! I combed my hair 300 times this morning!"

"I care why? Who are you trying to impress? Certainly not Draco."

"Gross! No! He's like my brother! That would be gross! No offense Bill, Charlie."

The two broke apart from a heated make-out session.

"What?"

Harry sighed at his horny "brothers".

Harry hugged Tom and crawled up into his lap. Lucius walked into the room. Severus, his new husband was slightly flushed. Harry didn't want to know why he was flushed. Draco and Blaise followed soon after. They were also blushing.

"What the fuck? Why is everyone blushing?"

Harry knew his two best friends had crushes on each other. Please they practically flirt all the time! Harry suddenly felt very lonely. Everyone had someone to love but him. He couldn't hold anyone else's hand, or kiss them softly. What did he want with that anyway? He was eleven years old! But the boy still felt empty. Like a part of him was missing.

The group continued on with the party. One more month and the boys would leave to go for their first year at Hogwarts.


One Month Later. Kings Cross Station.

Three handsome boys stood by a steaming red train. Their trunks lay beside them. Around them stood a group of adults. The boys smiled at their respective parents.

"Draco make me proud." said Lucius. Severus wasn't there he had left for Hogwarts a week ago.

"Have fun Blaise. Watch out for Dumbledore."

"Yes." Lucius, Sirius, and Remus all agreed with Victor, Blaise biological father.(A/N: Does anyone know his name?) The one husband of Blaise's mothers that was still living.

"Have fun Harry! Give Dumbledore hell!" said Sirius.

"Do you expect anything less?"

"If you don't get at least ten detentions this year you're in BIG trouble when you get back." The rest of the adults shook their heads at Sirius's comments.

Harry nodded his head. He gave his parents hugs and one to Victor. A hand shake was exchanged with Lucius. He had already given his hug to Lucius. The man still had an image to uphold of course.

The boys boarded the train. Their luggage moved behind them thanks to a clever charm done by Remus. The three finally found an empty compartment. The trunks jumped up onto the racks and stayed still.

The boys jumped out of their skins when the compartment door banged open. Two red heads looking identical stood in the doorway.

Fred and George grinned and sat down. The twins and the boys chatted until they were once again interrupted. This time by a girl their age. She had bushy brown hair.

"Hello. I'm Hermione Granger. Do you mind if I sit with you."

"We don't mind."

"Thank you. I was just kicked out of my other compartment."

Harry frowned. Even if he was cold, and Slytherin he still didn't believe in women getting mistreated. Even if they seemed to be having a bad hair day.

"Oh. Well if you don't mind me asking, why?"

"I'm Muggleborn."

Harry hmned in understanding. Personally Harry had nothing against Muggleborns. Draco and Blaise just nodded. The girl seemed okay. They jumped when Hermione dropped her bag. The thing sounded like a dead body was in there. Maybe five dead bodies.

"What in the hell do you have in there? A Hippogriff?" asked Fred.

Hermione smiled and pulled out an ancient looking tomb.

All except for Harry stared at Hermione. How could a girl that small carry that book. She had to be as big as Ron's penis. And that wasn't saying much!

"What? I like to read..." the girl said with a smirk.

"Fine by me." said Harry.

The rest of the way the five boys got acquainted with Tomb Raider. As the twins now called her.

The new found group went their respective ways when they arrived at Hogsmeade Station.

Draco, Blaise, Harry and Hermione anticipated getting sorted The all fidgeted waiting for someone to get them. All the new first years sighed in relief when they finally moved, but tensed as they approached their fate.

Hermione was first to go of the group. She was sorted into Slytherin despite her blood status. Next came Draco. The hat barely hovered above his head before it shouted "SLYTHERIN."

"Harry Potter."

Harry walked up the steps and sat on the rickety stool. He lost sight of his peers as the hast dropped over his eyes.

"Hmm... Intelligent, you are. Ravenclaw worthy even. Kind to those you care about. Brave, not afraid of a challenge. Cunning, sly, manipulative and powerful. Which house shines through the most."

The hat paused and finally yelled its verdict.

"SLYTHERIN!"

Whispers erupted throughout the Hall. Harry Potter, the boy who held the power to defeat any dark wizard was in Slytherin!

Harry walked over to his House and sat down between Draco and Hermione.

Blaise finally got sorted and of course joined his boyfriend and best friend and even new friend.


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