whee, the 4th chapter.
Ya know, I have a suspicion that no one likes to read this fanfic cuz its not yaoi. well, TOO BAD CUZ I HATE YAOI! NYEAH!
Yeah, just something I wanted to say: my pal, angelic evilness, writes if she got 5 reviews, she would write the sequel. I replied that if that was so she would never get on to writing the 2nd chapter.
And look what happened to me...--
Anyway, despite the fact that ive disliked the idea of OCs in FFs, I will plonk my trusty Ayane Lori in, who is, ironically, a yaoi fangirl.
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And so life went on.
Kanda had just leapt off Tampines Mall and halved an Akuma nearly devouring a girl. Allen had swiped 3 others, and the police were running in circles. Not in a brilliant tactic to surround the Akuma, but instead, a terribly messy NOT BRILLIANT tactic to escape.(SO THERE, NPCC (sea)!! HA!)
The girl looked up. "Hey, you have blue hair... long blue hair!" She paused for a while. "Are you Lenalee?"
Kanda could have blown up. "YOU MISTAKE ME FOR LENALEE YOU YOUNG B-- OF HELL?!" Allen landed next to Kanda and sighed. "Who's Lenalee? Lenalee...hmm, that sounds like a girl's name..." Realising what that meant, Allen giggled.
The girl's eyes widened. "A white haired boy? A cursed eye? A swearing cross dresser?! (Kanda swore profusely at this point) Akuma?!" She jumped to her feet. "How did D Gray Man characters get out of my computer?!"
"Wud..." said Kanda and Allen, equally blank.
(this is pretty clichéd, but I wanted the conflict in the story, thats all) "It worked! I downloaded a virus-laded thing on my computer and DGM came alive! IM A GENIUS!!" the girl squealed.
"Um... talk about ego-ness..." muttered Kanda.
The girl became superbly excited. " Watashi wa Ayane Lori desu!" Allen was rather surprised to hear Japanese from a girl who spoke with a ... he wasn't quite sure, but she spoke with an accent, but it wasn't American. or British. Maybe it was just good English.
"I'm Allen Walker and this is Kanda!" he replied cheerfully.
"Yes, yes, and later you will meet Lenalee and Krory and Lavi and Miranda and Komui and..." Lori rattled on, and Allen kinda wandered around exploring to see if he could see the difference between the world he lived in and this...'out of the world he was living in' world. Kanda, on the other hand, was controlling himself from whipping out Mugen to silence the whelp that would SIMPLY NOT SHUT UP.
"I'll see if I can get you guys back into the Anime world, but firstly, you guys will owe me something. Agreed?" Lori smiled. The smile unsettled Kanda, but he was so eager to shut up the twit he readily agreed.
"Whatever. You people have soba here?"
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The trio hopped on the local bus back to Ayane Lori's house. It wasn't like any Japanese house, and it was in a block of flats. "You know, it would be cool if one of you were Lenalee, then we could try her Dark boots thing instead of taking the lift!" Lori mused. In the small lift, Kanda was vey close to separating Lori's mouth from her voicebox, since the urine smell pushed him further to the edge of berserking. Allen simply smiled, thinking "poor child. She must have lost a family member, thus driving her to this level of annoying-ness and nuttiness. I hope she will not become an Akuma..."
Soon, they got to the 11th floor. "Wipe you feet," she murmured as she led them in. Heading for the room at the back of the flat, Allen was curious to see if all Singaporean houses were as dingy as the Geylang hotel. He wondered what Cross was doing, as he disappeared into some dark alley as they headed to the Mall earlier that day. He hoped he didn't go back to see that silly girl.
They found Lori tapping the keys of a little laptop. She turned and smiled to them. "All done!" Kanda stepped forward but before the computer program could suck the 2D samurai in, Lori held to his collar.
"HEY WHAT THE F--?!" Kanda swore. Again. Lori pushed him into Allen, crashing them BOTH down. "We had a deal, Yuu!"
"How did she know my first name, damnit..." thought Kanda. But Allen's thoughts were trying to get Kanda off him, as, despite the slim build, was still rather heavy.
"I want you two to --!"
"WHAAT!!" shouted both boys. Kanda was rather surprised to know that Allen knew what -- was, but currently that wasn't his main focus.
"But I'm not gay!" protested Allen. Kanda scowled. "Ayane Lori, you are one --ed up --er. "
"Gracias!" she bowed.
Allen cringed. "Could we just...gag...kiss or...choke ...something?"
Kanda was reaching for Mugen and was on the girl and could probably have gotten his way except for the fact that—
"...my fingers are on the keyboard..." sang the little yaoi fangirl.
Kanda swore. If he sliced her head off she could reset the whole computer in time. Then the moyashi and him would be stuck in this sick world forever. Holding Mugen aside but near enough to attack, he groaned.
"Oh FINE. Since I am ever so nice, you will either make out with me, or make out with bean sprout. And since we all know you're gay, you won't smooch--YELP!"
Okay, eek? –thought Allen. Kanda had just put his mouth to the girl's. Allen choked. (IM CHOKING AND I JUST WROTE THAT) It was only for 1 second and Kanda had already pulled away. He had only put his mouth there and that was enough to stun the girl. She pressed a button and the two characters whisked away, never to see Ayane Lori again.
Not that it was a bad thing...
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"OMG KANDA HOW DID YOU DO THAT!" gabbled Allen. Kanda shrugged. "I didn't kiss her, you know, I only put my mouth there. by the way, you got any mouth wash?"
In the Anime Singapore, the two teens headed to Cross, who was, predictably, in Geylang. Holding a busty girl in one arm and an empty wallet in the other, Cross wandered out of the Hotel, greeting a Kanda with an antiseptic mouth, after all that mouthwash, and a still stunned Allen. "hey, ' Cross slurred, '"Danalle here ...ghic...I can't afford her...hic...she'll show me her stuffs in exchange of a little...gurlp...show.!" He swigged the drink from a bottle in his coat pocket. "You boys mind whippin' off yer clothes and doin a lil' -- in fronna 'er?"
Kanda and Allen, despite the machoness they had, screamed.
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I don't blame you. I hate this one as much as you might.
Pleeeeeeaaassseeeeee review!
Gracias!
Btw, "watashi wa (name) desu' is perhaps the only Jap I know, apart from Arigato and Ohayo gosaimas (I cant spell good, okay?!)
Im kinda stumped for ideas. gimme ideas!
