Yay, the 5th chapter is already up! im on a roll, and a writer's block.

This is pretty predictable, and the last chapter my pal ol' angelic evilness said it was kinda funny, but she then laughed and said ive got a secret liking for Kanda. Which is SO NOT TRUE. I don't like kanda. If I had to choose, I would choose Allen or even Lavi, but Kanda rates a 3rd choice (oh shut up. Theres no one else to like already)

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Allen always kinda wondered if Kanda and that stick of metal Mugen shared some sort of telepathic bond.

He wondered if it was a bit haywire.

He only started thinking about it when during the last night of staying in the hotel room thing with Cross and that girl in the next room, he was suddenly seized awake by the collar.

It is scary to be dragged out of bed blindfolded and gagged. It is even scarier to wake up and look straight into a pair of crazed eyes and blue hair stuck to the forehead.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MUGEN YOU (insert vulgarities of choice)" he roared. Predictably, it was Kanda who had stretched the rather old elastic of Allen's shirt. Blearily, Allen yawned. "what are you talking about, zzz...Bakanda..."

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT YOU LITTLE S-- OF A BEANSPROUT. WHERE'S MUGEN?!"

Allen kinda sobered then. Mugen was missing and Kanda thought he had something to do with it. TO sum it up: either Mugen was found, or it was shredded bean sprout for dinner. Allen wasn't quite sure how that was possible without the blade, but fuelled by his fury, Kanda would surely find a way.

"I didn't do it! Why would I want your Innocence for? I've already got mine." defended Allen. Kanda paused to think. The moyashi had a point, but Kanda still needed to take it out on someone. Then he would think about it truly.

Allen extended his arm and shielded himself from the maniacal blue haired boy. His punches rocked Allen's arm sore. Finally when he stopped, he calmed until you would never have thought he was maniacal just 5 seconds before.

"C'mon, Kanda. A walk outside would do you some good. Calm down." breathed Allen.

Kanda and Allen walked down the rather empty road. Stalls were trying to sell the few travellers on the road to buy their wares. Allen tried to distract Kanda from his misery by pointing out various cool stuff on display. "This fan looks cool, with the watercolour of the river...and the cane looks real nice... um, Kanda? Kanda? Stop looking at your shoes. It will give your neck a crick." Allen tried to coax Kanda out of his shell of Emo-ness, but he remained as silent and fuming as ever.

Allen still tried. "This wooden doll looks nice... hey wait a moment..." Allen trailed off. This sword looks veeerrrryyyy familiar..."



Before you could say Ouch my neck, Kanda had snapped his head toward the stall, grabbed Mugen (I told you it was gonna be so obvious) and stood gleaming on the table with a glint of pride and anger in his eyes. The stall-owner had long run off in fright the moment the boy had leapt onto the table, bringing the legs to splinters and the top to the bottom.

"Erm, are you sure that's Mugen, Kanda? Because honestly I can't tell one sword from another..." Allen was cut off when the edge of Mugen pressed against his neck. "Okay, that I recognise. I can never forget what Mugen's sharp edge feels like, and what it looks like close up...REALLY close up."

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"WHERES THAT BASTA—D CROSS?!" roared a furious Kanda, red faced. Allen thought that contrasting colours didn't look too bad—red faced and blue hair. Interesting colours, he thought to himself. Kanda had just burst into the room Cross had to himself and the multiple sex- partners he had. Kanda and Allen had just interrupted Cross and a woman. Ahem.

After Cross had managed to get relatively decent, he knuckled Kanda's head. "What's wrong with you, idiot apprentice?"

Kanda fixed Cross' glare with one of his own. "You sold Mugen?!"

Cross shrugged. "I needed the money."

Kanda roared and lunged at Cross with Mugen...

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"You know, I wouldn't mind so much if I didn't have to scrub the blood off TWO garments..." grumbled Allen. Kanda and Cross were mummified on either side of the room, which meant, they weren't really that far apart, since the room was so ridiculously small. Despite their injuries, their hearts remained stony as ever. Allen had tended to their wounds. Cross had vicious cuts and Kanda had bruises and a split lip.

Kanda growled softly to Allen as he sponged the blood off his arm. "You can't let this jerk off like this, you wimpy bean sprout!"

"What do you want to do?" whispered Allen from the side of his mouth.

Kanda's eyes narrowed in what could have been a sneaky look if only the bandages on his head didn't hide it:

"Lets sue him."

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is it me, or does this story get crappier with each chapter?

Maybe it DOES need some yaoi. BLEAHK!



Review please!

sry that I take so long, but I DO take 2 CCAs, have tonnes of hmwk and pts, so PLEASE don't kill me.

ps PTs are performance tasks. if youre in rgs you'll know how much im sufferin here.