yeah, chapter 6!

Yeah, I know this story sucks but thank you all those who put up with me and read this thing. Im really sorry I don't put yaoi in this (or shounen-ai, as my friend prefers to say) but seriously, I can't imagine Kanda and Allen doing anything sick. And when I can, its not pretty...

Yeah, woots. here we go. DIE CROSS DIEEEEE (gee, don't kill me for that little statement, sha2...)

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"What?!" hissed Allen, which made him jerk his hand and press a little TOO hard on one of Kanda's bruises.

"Owch! Quit that moyashi whose side are you on?" Kanda hissed back. "Anyway, this is the 21st century (A/N it is in my story. I don't think you have legal rights and all that stuff in the 1800s). He can't get away! Abandoning children to go do stuff that is rather M18?"

"We're children? And when did you care?" Allen whispered, rather puzzled. Kanda rolled his eyes. "Normally, I wouldn't care. But it's personal. I can't stand the way he's treating us and till now it's pretty obvious there's nothing we can do about it. Besides... don't you wanna get his back?"

Allen considered. Then the dark aura that usually comes when he plays poker appeared. "Sounds good..." His large eyes squinted in an evil look even Kanda swallowed.

"But usually in cases like this we will get sent off to a new guardian, and there's no one to be sent to except an orphanage or something..." Allen muttered under his breath when the ebil aura wore off.

Kanda frowned. "Hm. Didn't think of that."

Allen sighed. Dabbing at Kanda's arm, he said aloud so Cross could hear him too. "You people. Well, tomorrow's another day and some rest would do you some good." Hauling them onto the two beds, Allen sighed. Another day on the floor, I suppose..., he thought.

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"Strange, a court summon?" hummed Cross. Kanda innocently blinked in Allen's direction. Allen was surprised Kanda could look so innocent. The thing was, the fact that he LOOKED INNOCENT made him all the more suspicious. Oh the irony...

"Today?!" said Cross with an eyebrow raised. They had 5 days left and he had no time for the petty court to deal with him.

"Charged with...mistreat of children?!" He whipped to stare at two teens wiping the floor with their shoes and finding the ceiling very interesting for some strange reason.

"You idiots! You petty fools! We have a mission to complete and you bother me with this... tomfoolery?" He demanded, rather crossly (haha...).

"You think we sent the court summons?" raised Kanda's eyebrow. Cross groaned. "I have no time for this. I can easily evade the police with all that the Black Order has. But if you want to play this game, 

boy, then we shall play, and a merry game it shall be when your sorry ass comes begging me for forgiveness..."

Allen was really scared now.

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"We shouldn't have started this..." Allen whimpered.

"Shut up. What do YOU know, moyashi?"

"Well, one thing I know is that if we don't get outta here soon IMGONNAGETTHEEFFINSHRINKS!!"

Yeah, they hung upside down from the inside of their Geylang apartment thing.

"Why did we have to have a bloody effin FEMALE LAWYER, JUDGE AND MAJORITY OF THE JURY?!" screamed Kanda.

"omgomgomgomgicantthinkicantbreatheomgomgomgithinkimgonnaeffindieomgomgomg..." blabbered out Allen.

"Shut. The. F--. Up. Moyashi." swore Kanda. Swinging as hard as he could to try to grasp Mugen, he bumped into the pretty much foaming at the mouth Allen and they both ended up swing around like decorations.

"oh GAH. Forget the Shrinks! I think im gonna be SICK!!" Allen paled.

"OH GROSS get away from me you SICK FREAK!" yelled Kanda, kicking Allen away before he let fly his lunch.

Kanda swung as hard as he could, grabbed Mugen and cut the ropes in one swift move, dropping Allen headfirst into barf.

Anyway, the first thing they did was to get a bath, then go get revenge. Cross was out arranging for a whore, so they had about 2 hours to plan.

"Step one: Create havoc during ahemahem cough cough." declared Allen as he shone the torch under his chin.

"Lamer.." thought Kanda to himself. "The idea works...c'mon..."

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Cross and the new girl, Tutu, walked into the dark room. Cross didn't find anything wrong—the room was always dark. As they undressed and all that yukky stuff, Allen, dressed in black, snuck in and increased the aircon, turning the room extra cold. While this went on, Kanda, dressed in black as well, poured prickly powder on the bed. This might not have been so bad...except they had ground some toenail clippings in. They were in for a painful ride.

The playguy and the whore came from the bathroom. The two prankers hid behind the closet. Allen blushed at the gentle flirting laugh that the whore made, while Kanda smirked at Allen's 

childishness. As the couple started on some serious making out, Kanda rolled silently into the bath room, leaving Allen as lookout. Allen grinned as he heard the whore complain of pains and Cross masking groans of pain with groans of pleasure.

Meanwhile, Kanda had filled their clothes with toothpaste and other unmentionable icky stuff. He threw the towels out the window and soaked their underwear in the toilet bowl, which, hadn't been flushed. Kanda then snuck out and rejoined his partner in crime behind the closet.

"Oh, it's very cold..."

"Snuggle in my warmth, dear..." Allen nearly retched. He could see why Cross had won the case...he new exactly what to say... Allen released the rats he hid inside Cross' closet and pushed the door slightly open through a hole at the back. He had secretly added a bit of cheese in Kanda's discomfort powder. The rats headed to the snogging couple.

"EEK!" screamed Tutu. Cross pulled the nibbling rats off, leaving painful bites. Allen kinda hoped the rats didn't have bubonic plague, he wasn't THAT evil.

Tutu had had enough. She ran to the bathroom, and Kanda caught a glance of her running in the nude. He blushed a furious red and hoped that in the dark the Moyashi wouldn't see him...

"YAAAAAAAA!!" screamed Tutu again. Cross had twisted the neck of the last rat and run to the bathroom. This time, Kanda looked away and shut his eyes and covered them with his hands, just in case.

"You paid for my services, and not to mess up my stuff!" The whore ran out of the room clutching sticky clothes and sopping undies , barely covering her enormous chest and disappearing into the next room, the one that wasn't the boys' room.

Cross stumbled out of the bathroom, and hissed. "Those boys...will pay."

Allen swallowed as he and Kanda snuck out of the room .

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Yeah, its a bit sick this time. When will this never ending cycle end?

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Pwease?

And yesterday, I saw this huge poster of Kanda in the video store KYAAAA

even though I don't like Kanda THAT much, KYAA33333