Gintama is owned by Sorachi.

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Chapter One:

After much persuasion, (and some bribery that included mayo), Hijikata finally agreed to participate in the "Games". All of the Shinsengumi were standing outside of the building, they were crowded around a makeshift stage. The materials of the stage were of random pieces of wood with some cinder-blocks, Hijikata could have sworn he saw a couple justaways filling in some gaps.

The crowd was talking among themselves as Hijikata weaved through to get to the front. Once there, he put a new cigarette in his mouth and took out his mayo shaped lighter and lit it. A couple of minutes had passed, during this time the other men shared mindless chatter with each other, Hijikata just spent his time exhaling smoke. All of a sudden, Okita marched onto the stage, playing his trumpet, horribly. After a couple moments of his ear bleeding playing he stopped and said, in his usual dull tone.

"Welcome everyone on to The First Annual Games for the Shinsengumi! Today you will compete each other in six different games. In each game there will be three final winners, gold, silver, and bronze, they will be announced in the closing ceremony. Understand?"

The crowd nodded in unison.

"Good." With that said Okita walked to the side of the stage and taking center stage, Kondo walked on.

"Now, all of you must be wondering what the grand prize is," He paused, his idiotic grin returned to his face. "Well, I'm not going to tell you!"

All of the men went into uproar, throwing every object that was not tied down.

"Owwwww! Stop you bastards!" The commander ordered at he was being pelted with the random items.

Shouts from the crowd were mostly, "What the hell is it?" and others around the same lines.

Only a couple of minutes later, the men had run out of objects to throw at their commander. After a moment of recovery, Kondo stood up and said with a laugh.

"You think that will break me in to telling you what the prize is! Ha! Just one punch by Otae-san is more painful, but it is the pain of love!" With this his eyes became sparkly, this happened when ever he went on his rants about "his" Otae.

Hijikata just let out a sigh.

"OI!" He shouted, trying to get all of the men's attention. "Just let him speak so we can get this over with."

Most of the men nodded with agreement.

"Thanks, Toshi," The gorilla-faced man said. He grabbed a microphone off of the ground, for some reason it was throw at him. After clearing his throat he spoke into the microphone. "The first game will be an eating contest!"

And here is the end of this chapter. Hope you enjoyed!

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