WHOOSH!
Once upon a time, there was a grumbly elf named Julius Root!
He was SO grumbly, that one day , the happiness faerie payed him a visit.
"Root, you're to grumbly for this world! So I'm gonna blow you up!"
"But wait! Aren't you the happiness faerie!? Can't you just make me happy?!" Root questioned. The happiness faerie laughed.
"No. I'm making other people happy by doing this. Now shut up" said the happiness faerie, and he blew up Julius Root.
Strangely enough, Holly Short was watching all this.
"YOU MURDERER!" she screamed, "I'M TELLING!"
And then she ran through the Red Lobster carrying the Happiness Faerie and screaming murder. Strangely enough, the Happiness faerie was Opal Koboi's twin brother and they looked completely identical.
Because of this, Opal Koboi was thrown in jail and blamed for killing Julius Root.
