OH EM GEE!11!!11


sO liek once apon a tiem there wuz a elf named root! an he wuz liek...totally angreeeee!

sO 1 dai his angir built up sooooo much that he liek exploded!

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Yeah so anyways...

Once upon a time there was an elf named Julius Root. Julius was an angry elf who wanted nothing out of life but women.

One fine day, he met a woman named Opal and he began to go out with her.

"Oh Opal! Your eyes are oh so beautiful!"

Opal smiled but then frowned.

"Wait...you're alreayd married to Holly Short aren't you?" she asked. Root chuckled.

"Why yes, yes I am"

"You CAD!" She screamed and she promptly blew him up with an octobomb.

The end.