"Jacob Black," I said, once they left.

"Yes?"

"Are you a werewolf?" He stood there looking at me with a look of horror.

"Well? Are you?" I asked, tapping my foot

"Uh... hold on just a second." He whipped a phone out of his pocket. "I will be just a minute," he mouthed to me.

"Sam we have an issue."

... (A/N: this is where Sam is talking)

"She knows."

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"I don't know!"

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"Well I hope she doesn't think so!"

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"Yeah, I'll tell her the basics."

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"I will."

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"See you." He hung up and glanced at me.

"Jocelyn."

"Yes?"

"I am a werewolf," he hung his head down in shame.

"Okay."

"You're okay with that?"

"Yes."

"Phew. I thought you were going to run away. What I am worried about is if you have the right information about werewolves. A lot of what they show you in movies and books is wrong."

"I know one book that isn't wrong," I muttered under my breath.

"What?"

"Oh, nothing. Here is what I know. 1) You're the Beta and Sam is the Alpha. 2) Werewolves run an extremely high temperature. 3) You can read each others thoughts 4) Your bodies heal at abnormal rates. 5) You can morph in and out of your wolf form consciously. 6) Delayed aging. 7) - "

"Okay so you know enough. But what I am - "

"Oh, I'm not done yet. 7) You can 'imprint' on complete strangers. 8) Vampires are your mortal enemies." I frowned. "Wait, if werewolves are real..., that must mean vampires are too!"

"YES, but - "

"Which means the Cullens exist!" He frowned at their name. "WHICH MEANS SO DOES BELLA SWAN!"

He looked like I just slapped him. "Bella Swan does not exist," he whispered, barely loud enough for me to hear. "Not anymore."

I looked at him in shock. "You mean she marries Edward and changes her last name to Cullen? Or that she was changed into one of them? Or both!?"

"Both," he whimpered.

"I am on a role. But wait... YOU JUST SPOILED THE ENDING!" I pulled my knees to my chest and hung my head in my arms. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

"What ending? Jocelyn, are you oka-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Um?"

I looked up at him with tears streaming down my face and grabbed the front of his shirt. I shook him back and forth. "CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE! I HATE happy endings. They are fake and NEVER true. Why?" I wailed. "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Why, why, why, why, why?"

"Uh, we heard yelling and decided to come over to see if you needed ay help?" I looked up to see Sara.

"Sarah. HE RUINED THE ENDING!!"

"WHAT ENDING!?" Jacob yelled at the top off his lungs.

"The ending to Twilight," said Mary. "Duhhhhhhh. You are THE Jacob Black."

"THE Jacob Black?" he asked.

"You know," said Andrea, "the one who feel in love with his best friend, Bella Swan, but she choose his mortal, or should I say immortal, enemy over him and then (hopefully, the next book has yet to come out) will marry EDWARD CULLEN!"

"I WOULD SO DO HIM!" yelled Mary.

'Wait, said Jacob, "they made a book about me?"

"Not about you," said Andrea, "about the honest love between Bella and EDWARD CULLEN!"

"I WOULD SOOOOOO DO HIM!" yelled Mary, again.

"But I'm in it?" asked Jacob.

"Yes," I said. "But there is no happy ending for you."

Jacob looked defeated. "You mean they put my silly crush in a novel? This can't be happening."

"No?" asked Andrea. "MUST I repeat myself? You fall in lo-"

"ANDREA!" I yelled. I turned to face Jacob. "You were never in love with Bella Swan?" I asked him, my voice barely above a whisper.

"No. I mean yes. I mean... I don't know. Its just too complicated. I thought I was until..."

"Until what?"

"Until I imprinted on you."