Me: Wooh! Chapter 3!!

Kanda: -Mumbles-

Me: What was that Kanda-kun?

Allen: -sigh- Moon'sEclipse does not own D. Gray Man

Lavi ALLEN!! -glomps-

Kanda: -stare of doooooooooooooooooom!!-

Allen: Eclipse-san…the story please?

Me: Hai!

The Bunny and The Samurai Chapter3!

"Oi, eye patch, let go…." Kanda mumbles.

"Eh? But I don't wanna!!" Lavi complains.

"Well that's too bad. Unfortunately for you, I like breathing." Kanda retorts, scowl evident on his face.

"Hm……..then…….ALLEEEEEEEEN-CHAAAAAN!"

"Kuso." Allen mutters before getting attacked by the bunny glomp of doom.

'Well, one interesting morning this turned out to be.' Allen thinks, trying to release himself from Lavi's tight embrace.

"Eh, Lavi. May I remind you that I haven't eaten breakfast yet……..and you wouldn't want me to collapse from fatigue and exhaustion would you?" Allen asks.

"NOOOOO! I WOULD NOT!!" Lavi replies….very loudly.

"Okay then, I'll be going. Stay here if you want, but don't break anything. Allen says as he gets up, and exits.


When Allen returned to his room……..he found a pool of blood, and the remains of poor little Lavi.

"Oi, futaritomo." Allen says calmly. A little bit too calmly.

"Nani?" Kanda asks, looking at Allen.

"Hai, Allen-chan?" Lavi responds nervously.

"I was just wondering, what trivial matter caused this?" Allen asks them, a small smile (a.k.a., the, whatever-the-hell-happened,-I-don't-care-but-you-two- are-sure-as-hell-going-to-clean-and-apologize look) on his face. Now this, scared the crap out of Lavi. Enough to make him hide behind Kanda, who may i add, is the one who beat him to a pulp.

What caused Lavi to assume the fetal position behind Kanda you ask?

Well, have you seen the episode where Allen plays poker with Tyki Mick?

Or the face Allen has when talking about revenge on his master?

Or the face he makes when someone disrupts him and Kanda when they're arguing?

Well ya see, this look was scarier than that. It was the sweet face that told you he was going to beat the crap out of something. Has Lavi ever seen this look before? In my other fics, yes, he has. Do you know what happens to Lavi after he sees this look? Well, he usually gets beat up…badly. One other time, being beat up by both Allen and Kanda. Does Lavi enjoy this? I'm sure as hell that he doesn't.

"Well, eh, um, ya see, Allen, we, Yuu, and, um, eh, uh, urrrgh….." Lavi stutters.

"Kanda? Care to explain?" Allen says, turning to Kanda.

"He started it." Kanda states.

"Eh?"

"I know your not deaf moyashi. He wouldn't stop calling me by my given name, I warned him, he didn't listen, and now, Mugen has blood on it." Kanda says.

Allen gives a dumbfounded look, which quickly turns into one of somebody who is going to commit a homicide.

"So you couldn't at least beat him to a pulp outside of my room? You're telling me that you're god damn common sense went straight out the window, and you frickin decided that you don't give a shit, and wanted to make my room a god damn grave for Lavi? Well you know what Kanda? When I'm done with you, there will be no 2nd chances. If you decide to be an ass again, and coincidently turn my room into a grave again, you will f--g have Mugen shoved up your ass!" Allen yells. Kanda staring, shocked. Not knowing his angelic Allen had this colorful vocabulary like he and Lavi, at his disposal.

"And you!" Allen says, pointing at Lavi. "Are you stupid? Do you not know when to stop? You're seriously telling me that you can't tell when Kanda's already pissed off? Well I'm telling you this now, you should know that Kanda's always pissed off about something. So if you decide to be a dumbass and dig your own grave, don't come running to me. Cause if this happens again, I won't care! I will let you die, a slow, and horrible death"

Lavi resumes his fetal position chanting "Allen-chan hates me, Allen-chan hates me" over and over again. While Kanda glares at Allen, not sure of what to do.

"Now then, I hope we're on the same terms so th-

"I'M SORRY ALLEN-CHAN!! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!! WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?! I PROMISE I'LL TRY NOT TO PROVOKE YUU-CHAN ANYMORE!!" Lavi yells hugging Allen's leg.

"I…..am……I……..s-s-

"-sigh- It's okay Kanda. I accept the apology. You too Lavi. But not fully, so no kisses for you two until you show you truly are sorry." Allen says smirking, leaving the room for some fresh air.

A few moments of silence...and then...

"He…..said…..what….now?" Kanda says, tick mark appearing on his forehead.

"EH?!" Lavi yells.


'Mkay, end of chapter 3

Mi loves an angwy Allen

Then, Ja!

-Moon'sEclipse

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