Me: Yay! A faster update!! Wooh!!
Lavi: Hey, calm down boss...
Me: You're not energetic, what's wrong Lavi?
Lavi: Oh nothing really...
Me: Hm...
Lavi:hn.
Me: ALLEN! YUU!
Allen & Kanda: What?
Me: Lavi's being all weird.
Allen: Ne, are you okay Lavi?
Lavi: -turns to look at Allen- ALLEN!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? I'VE BEEN SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU!!
Me: -sweat drops- guess we know what was wrong with him then...and today...we have a guest doing the disclaimer! -Turns to guest- If you would please start us off.
Tyki: Yes of course. Moon'sEclipse does not own D. Gray Man, she sure wish she did though...
Me: Oh, today, there will be something special planned for Kanda, Lavi, Allen, Linali, Reever, and Komui!
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Hellish Vacation: Day 3, Matchmakers part 1
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'I wonder what I should do today.' Allen thought as he took a bite of his dango.
"HEY! ALLEN-KUN! THERE YOU ARE!! I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU!!" Linali yelled as she ran up to Allen, panting.
"Are you okay Linali?" Allen asks.
"Uh, yeah, just fine. I just need to borrow you for a bit." Linali answers.
"Borrow me for a bit?" Allen asks. "Um, so, what do you need me for?"
"Just come with me." Then, Linali grabs his arm and leads him to their destination.
"Eh. But the dango!" Allen whines.
"Come on already!"
"Um, so what does this have to do with your brother?" Allen asks, looking at the office door he was led to.
"Okay, so here's the thing. Reever's obviously got a thing for nee-san, and nee-san obviously has a thing for Reever, but the two are too dense to notice when the other is showing more than colleague care. What I mean is, these two like each other but are too stupid to notice when the other is showing affection." Linali explains. "And I think it's about time destiny gets some help."
"And, why am I here?" Allen asks.
"Because, you're with Kanda and Lavi right? You have some experience with these things. And anyway, I have been dying to know this, tell me Allen, are you a seme or an uke?" Linali whispers.
"EEEEEEEEEEH? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN LINALI? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! ARE YOU ACTUALLY ASKING ME THIS?" Allen screeches.
"Ah, sorry, my bad, so you are an uke huh? Sorry if I hit a soft spot." Linali replies.
"NOOO! LINALI IT'S NOT THAT EITHER!! YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY THINK THAT WE ALREADY YOU KNOW...AGH! LINALI, YOU'RE GETTING THE WRONG DAMN IDEA!! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL!!" Allen says horrifically.
"Oh wait, so...uh...Oh my god I'm so sorry Allen! I didn't mean to, well I did, but, I didn't know that you and, well, I, I'M SO SORRY ALLEN!" Linali exclaims hysterically.
"I just can't believe this. Linali, warn me when you ask me anything like that agin." Allen sighs, putting his hand against his chest, feeling the rapid beating of his heart.
"I'm sorry Allen-kun. Don't worry, I promise, I will warn you next time." Linali laughs nervously.
"Please do. Anyway, what's your plan?" Allen asks.
"Eh, what are you two doing, being all suspicious together? Could it be, Allen, you love Linali, not me?" a voice from behind asks.
"SHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Allen and Linali warn.
"Don't tell me what I just said was the truth?" the person says nervously.
"Lavi. SHHHHHHHHH!! Get over here, and of course I don't love Linali like that dumby, only in a sister sorta way." Allen lectures.
"Oh, okay then. So, what are you two doing anyway?" Lavi asks.
"Playing the role of matchmaker!" Allen and Linali whisper excitedly.
'Um, okay, I want in." Lavi exclaims.
Linali and Allen look at each other, to Lavi, and back to the other, then grin.
"Why not? The more the merrier." Allen grins.
"Okay, so all of this is for Komui and Reever. We're playing matchmaker for those two right?" Lavi asks.
"Yup." Linali and Allen answer.
"Okay then, what's our first course of action?" Lavi asks.
"That's what we were stuck on." Linali sighs.
"Hm, lemme see. Um, Komui likes coffee right, and wait, LINALI! Have you served the coffee yet?" Lavi asks.
"Well, I'm suppose to serve some soon, what does that have to do with an-
"Lavi you're a genius!" Allen whispers.
"I know I am Allen. Thanks for praising me!"
"Oh...I get it!" Linali exclaims. "You two will help me serve the coffee, we'll accidentally spill some on Reever and Nee-san...and then...um...help?"
"Something like that. The three of us serve the coffee. But, instead of spilling it on Komui and Reever, we spill it on everyone else. After all, everyone needs a break. And I'll whisper something in their ear before they leave the room, telling them to stay out until I come get them to come back. I'm sure they'll happily agree to the plan. And then Komui and Reever will be in the room alone, with all of that extra paperwork that will be left. And the two of them will be left to do it. And then they'll be alone for hours, I'll make sure to tell the rest of the science department that their paperwork will be handled. So, this is where we 'accidentally' jam the door shut, and 'incidentally' break the knob, and place a 'few' chairs in front of the door. But before we leave, we'll have a golem in there, but of course it'll be in di-
"Lavi, take a deeeeeeep breath." Allen interrupts.
"Oh yeah, sorry." Lavi says, taking deep breathes. "Okay then, as I was saying the golem will be in disguise, undetectable, and whatever it sees will be sent to us on Timcampy, that way we can see whatever is going on. And of course, the coffee they drink will have a little something in it." Lavi grins, playing with Allen's hair. Somehow getting Allen to sit on his lap while he was talking.
"That's genius Lavi." Linali says cheerfully.
"I know, isn't it? Aren't I?" Lavi asks.
"Yes, yes, all hail the almighty Lavi. Now can you let go of me?" Allen asks.
"Aw, but I like you sitting on my lap!" Lavi exclaims.
WAM!
"OOOOWIIIIIE!! THAT HURT ALLEN!" Lavi yells.
"Lavi! SHHHHHHH!!"
"Oh yeah, my bad." Lavi apologizes, rubbing the back of his head.
"Do I even want to know what you three are up to?" A voice from behind asks.
Sorry for leaving you with such a cliffy-like ending.
Depending on the reviews, I'll see how fast I'll put up "day 3 part 2", so...REVIEW!!
Ja! Minna!
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