Me: I'd like to thank all of those who corrected me in the last chapter, it was a careless mistake and I'll make sure to edit thoroughly this time! And again, thanks!! Oh, and I'd like to thank all of my wonderful reviewers!! I hope you enjoy this chapter!!

Komui: And no, Moon'sEclipse is not making me a girl. As she said, it was a mistake.

Tyki: Ok then, our main cast isn't here with us for the beginning of the story chat/disclaimer so...

Reever: Deal with us in the mean time.

Jasdevi: Hihi! Moon'sEclipse does not own D. Gray Man.

Miranda: Please enjoy the sto-

Lavi: Ah! Where the hell did my headband go!? I can't bleepin find it anywhere.

Miranda: I'm so sorry!!

Lavi: Eh? But you have nothing to do with this.

Miranda: I'm so sorry! I'm such a failure! I don't deserve to be alive!!

Lavi:...um ok...oh yea, Enjoy the story!

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Hellish Vacation: Day 3, part 2

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"Lavi! SHHHHHHH!!"

"Oh yeah, my bad." Lavi apologizes, rubbing the back of his head.

"Do I even want to know what you three are up to?" A voice from behind asks.


Lavi, Allen, and Linali turn around slowly and pale once they see who the figure is.

"Oh, um, hey there Yuu-chan. Fancy meeting you here. What could you be doing here at this time?" Lavi says nervously.

"Usagi, it's morning, I'm going to eat breakfast." Kanda responds impatiently.

"Well then I guess we shouldn't disturb you. Go ahead and get your breakfast." Allen said. "Don't mind us."

"Che. I was going to eat breakfast. But the three of you are being suspicious. Now I'm staying, and besides, I was ordered to stick around you two was I not?" Kanda replied.

"We're so touched Yuu!" Allen says with teary eyes.

"Who knew you wanted to spend this much time with us!" Lavi added.

"Tch" Kanda said as he sat down next to the three of them, who were in the midst of discussing their plan.

"We'll explain everything to you later, okay Yuu-chan? First we need to talk over a few things. You'll probably get the main point of our plan anyway though." Lavi says.

"Whatever."

"Okay, now that we have Yuu involved, won't it be weird having three extra people serve coffee?" Lavi asks.

"You have a point Lavi, coffee serving is usually done by me only, so, they'll probably notice that we're up to something." Linali replies.

"Then if they ask, just say that Linali asked us to accompany her." Allen says, leaning against Lavi's back.

"That's genius! But, then, what if they ask why I asked you guys to accompany me?" Linali asks.

"Then just say that you decided to ask us to accompany you, so that we'd scare away any nasty octopi that tried to get you. You're brother would accept that wouldn't he?" Allen asks, moving over to play with Kanda's hair, who, grudgingly allowed him to.

"Wow, Allen, you're on a role today!" Linali says, earning a bright smile from Allen.

"So, we'll come in with Linali, spill coffee on everyone except Komui and Reever, and then what? Just walk out on them?" Lavi asks.

"Lavi." Allen sighs.

"I'm guessing this was the usagi's plan in the first place." Kanda asks.

"Yeah." Linali and Allen answer.

"Baka." Kanda says as he places a kiss on Lavi's forhead. "Think of something, it was your plan, you thought of how to start it, so you think of a way to end it."

"OKAY YUU! I'LL DO MY BEST!!" The newly refreshed Lavi yells, a bit too loudly.

"WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE!?" Komui yells, opening the door. Then, he sees the three boys with his precious little sister. "YOU THREE!! WHAT ARE YOU NASTY OCTOPI DOING WITH MY DEAREST LINALI??"

"Nii-san, they're actually helpi-

"GET AWAY NASTY OCTOPI!! SHOO!!" Komui yellls as he summons Komurin number 'we lost track after so many Komurins, so we'll just name it Komurin X'.

"Ah shit! Where the hell did that damn thing come from?" Allen curses loudly as he gets up to run.

"Komurin X, eliminate the octopi!"

"Nii-san! Like I was saying, these three are on-

"ATTACK KOMURIN!"

"Shit! Make a run for it!!" Lavi yells.

"Dammit, I am so not in the mood for this right now!!" Allen yells.

"I just had to pick this fucking time to meet up with you two. What kind of god damn luck do I fucking have?" Kanda swears.

"Kanda! Stop swearing and keep running unless you want to be turned into mince meat!" Allen advises.

"Hey you two! Keep running, I'll catch up!" Lavi yells.

"You got it!" Allen replies.

"Odzutchi Kodzutchi! BAN BAN BAN!"

"Hehehe, nice try, but my Komurin X is indestructible." Komui yells form the top of his Komurin.

"Ah dammit!" Lavi yells as he jumps onto his hammer.

"Ah!" Allen yells as Lavi pulls him onto the hammer. Kanda jumps on after Allen is secure.

"Thought you two might need a lift!" Lavi grins.

"Not so fast you dirty octopi." Komui says as Komurin X grabs the hammer's handle.

"Lavi." Allen says darkly.

"Um, yes Allen?" Lavi asks nervously.

"When we get out of this, you are dead." Kanda finishes.

"I know." Lavi says sadly.

"Crown Clown! Activate!"

"Mugen! Activate!"

"Edge end!!"

"Kaichu: Ichigen!!"

"Hohoho, it seems you two didn't hear me when I said Komurin X was indestructible!" Komui yells in delight as Komurin grabs Kanda and Allen by their legs.

"AAAAAAAAAAAH! Kuso!!" Allen screams.

"You better let go of me and the moyashi! If you don't, you will die, a horrible, slow, miserable, painful, bloody, death." Kanda threatens.

"Ah dammit Komui-san! The blood's rushing to my head!!" Allen yells.

"Don't worry guys!! I'll get you down from there don't you wo-

"NII-SAN! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SANE! LET THOSE TWO DOWN NOW!!" Linali yells angrily, a really, really, really, scary look on her face. "IF YOU DON'T, SO HELP ME, I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!! I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BE AWAY FROM YOU AND WILL NEVER LOOK AT YOU WITHOUT DISGUST ON MY FACE!!"

"But, but, but, Linali, these octopi tried taking you away from me!! They're dirty men who just want you for themselves. They're jealous th-

"Nii-san. LIKE I WAS TRYING TO SAY OVER A MILLION TIMES ALREADY, THEY ARE JUST HELPING ME!! THEY'RE MAKING SURE THAT OCTOPI DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR ME!!" Linali yells.

"Oh, ok then. Sorry about all of this...well then, gotta go, Reever's waiting for me to do a lot of documents." And with that, Komui skipped away.


"Um, I'm sorry about all of this guys, I guess, we should plan elsewhere? Somewhere, not in front of nii-sans office." Linali says nervously, staring at the three she dragged into her plan with bandages all over. They were currently in Allen's room, thanking god for being alive.

"Yea, I guess." Allen sighs. "ITE!"

"What is it Allen-kun?" Linali asks.

"Oh nothing, it just hurts to breathe is all." he answer nonchalantly.

"Um, Allen-kun." Linali sweat-drops.

"How are you, Yuu-chan?" Lavi asks.

"Just fine, never better." Kanda says bitterly.

"Um, okay."

"Well then, shall we begin?" Allen asks, poker face smacked across his face.


Um, sorry for the cliffy again. The next chapter will start the plan off!

-Moon'sEclipse