Me: Wooh!! I ish so happy!! Yesh I ish!! I'm gwad you guysh like the shtowy!! Lol, anyway, glad people like this story, I thought people would start getting bored of it, and I'm so happy you guys are still reviewing!!

Lavi: Arigatou, ne?

Me: Mhm, arigatou minna-san, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

Kanda: Tch, Moon'sEclipse does not own D. Gray Man

Allen: Why me? What did I ever do?? WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! THIS ISN'T FAAAAAAAIR!!

Lavi: Ah, Allen, don't cry, please don't cry...

Linali: Oh dear, tears of frustration...

Allen: I truly am cursed... -sobs in corner-

Lavi: Ah, Allen, stop growing mushrooms!!

Allen: Look who's -sniff- talking -sniff- mister. You -sniff- were growing -sniff- mushrooms -sniff- before -sniff- too!

Me: I DEDICATE THIS CHAPPY TO ALL MY WONDERFUL REVIEWERS!!Oh and yea, beware of lots of foul language in this chapter, from Allen but...whatever...beware, you've been warned XD!

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The Bunny And The Samurai

Hellish Vacation: Day 6

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"Sheesh, who knew you were a closet softy, and yea, thanks, I mean it." Allen says to them, smiling.

Linali smiles, looking at the scene before her. When she hears a scream.

"LINALI-CHAAAAAAN!! REE-CHII'S MAD AT MEEEEEEEE!! HE WON'T TALK TO MEEEEE!!"

She looks nervously at Allen. "Um, Allen...help?"

"Dear Kami-sama, what the hell did I do to deserve this?" he sighs.

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"Um, Allen, we should go now... nii-san's going into overly depressed mode..." Linali says, sweat dropping.

"Yea, yea, I know...I'm coming." Allen sighs.

"Hey, don't worry Allen-tan, we'll come with you!" Lavi says, hugging Allen.

"Lavi, remember, I'm not wearing a shirt, this is uncomfortable, let go of me, and Allen-tan?" Allen says.

"Aw, but does it matter if you're not wearing a shirt? I mean, I don't mind one bit, in fact, I think it's better this way! Oh and yeah, Allen-tan!" Lavi grins.

"Okay then you perverted bunny, no hug for you. And well, whatever, at least the name isn't an edible food. YUU-CHAN!!" Allen says, giving Kanda a hug.

"Eh, no hug for me? Why not?" Lavi pouts.

"Because I said so. Now, wait for me at Komui-san's office, I need to go put on a shirt." Allen says, leaving the group until a hand grabs his arm.

"What is it Yuu?" Allen asks. He brings Allen's face up to his.

"Why don't I go with you?" Kanda asks, smirking at the look on his moyashi's face.

"Yuu, I..." And then a whole bunch of flowers and hearts and sparkliness (not a word hm, well, now it is) surrounds them until...

"Yea, didn't work with the usagi, not gonna work with you, nice try though." Allen says as he turns around and starts walking away, leaving Kanda to smirk.

"AH JEEZ MOYASHI-CHAN!! WHAT A MOOD KILLER!!" Lavi yells.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Allen yells as he throws some of the mushrooms that Lavi had grown earlier.

"Ah, okay, I give up, I'm waving the white flag!" Lavi says, using his arms to shield him from the ebil mushwooms.

"OH AND YUU!" Allen yells.

"Hn."

"Maybe some other time!!" Allen says, smirking at the look on Lavi's face.

'Allen – 2, Lavi – 0' Linali thinks sweat dropping for the umpteenth time today.

"MOYASHI-CHAN!! THAT IS SOOOOO NOT FAIR!!" Lavi yells.

"WELL, LIFE'S NOT FAIR LAVI!!" Allen replies, walking into the corridors.

"Hey Yuu?" Lavi asks, looking at his wittle edible cookie's retreating back.

"What?" was his reply.

"We need to jump him one day."

"Yes we do."

'Well, I guess these two are the seme-

"DON'T YOU TWO DARE THINK THAT YOU CAN OR WILL FOR THAT MATTER!! I WILL MAKE SURE THAT CROWNED CLOWN SLICES YOU IN HALF, RIPS OUT YOUR INSIDES, BATHES IN YOUR BLOOD, EATS YOUR INTESTINES FOR DINNER, AND FEED THE REMAINS TO THE AKUMA!" Came Allen's voice from god knows where.

'Allen – 3, Kanda&Lavi – 0' Linali thinks.

"Wait, wha, where?" Lavi asks.

"I guess, jumping him won't be such a good thing." A slightly mortified Kanda replies.

"Definitely not. Wouldn't want to fear the uke's wrath." Lavi says.

"WHO THE HELL IS YOUR GOD DAMNED UKE!?" Allen yells from his window.

"Damn he's fast." Lavi mutters. "How does he freaking hear me, and doesn't he have a horrible sense of direction? Damn my uke's good.."

"DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY THAT GOD DAMNED WORD AGAIN OR YOU'RE FUCKING GOING STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL DAMN USAGI!" Allen yells.

'Allen – 4, Kanda&Lavi – 0'

"Yuu-chan, isn't he getting all scary...and over me calling him uk-

"DIE LAVI!!" Allen yells, jumping out of the window and landing gracefully on the ground, Crowned Clown in tow.

'WINNER - ALLEN' Linali thinks nervously.

"I didn't even finish saying the word..." Lavi says. Making an unmanly 'eeeeeeeeeek' noise when Allen's sword is brought up to his face.

"What do we say?" Allen asks, smiling a bit too innocently.

"Sorry Moyash-

SWISH.

"AAAAAAAAAH!! I'M SORRY ALLEN!! DEAR KAMI-SAMA, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET ME DIE TODAY!! I STILL NEED TO TURN ALLEN INTO AN UK-"

"Lavi." Allen threatens.

"Gomen, Allen-sama."

"Good answer." Allen smiles.

'Allen is scary.' thinks the three exorcists.


"Ree-chii!! Come on, please talk to me!! I'm sorry if I did something wrong, I didn't mean to make you mad!! Ree-chii!! Come on, Ree-chii, please, please, please, don't be mad at me!!" Komui begs Reever.

"Hmph." Reever turns away, leaving Komui to cry bullets.

"WAAAAAAAAAAH!! REEEEEE-CHIIIIIIIII HATES ME!! I MIGHT AS WELL DIE NOW!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Komui wails.

Then, the four exorcists walk in, sweat dropping at the sight before them.

"Um, everyone in the science department except for nii-san and Reever, I'm sorry for the inconvenience that my brother has caused, please, go take the rest of the uh...week off." Linali says.

"Wooh!! Yeah vacation! Linali should be the superviso- oh wait, but then we'll have triple the amount of paperwork to organize. Apparently, supervisor has motivation, and once he's signed papers, we've got to organize them, which means...more work" the majority of the sci. dept. say.

"No need to worry, me, Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Reever, and nii-san will take care of everything." Linali says smiling.

"We will?" Komui, Reever, Allen, Lavi, and Kanda ask.

"Yes, we will." Linali says smiling in a creepy kinda way that's basically telling them 'Yes, we. We, will organize it. Because we need to help out once in a while, don't we? You better says yes or who knows what's gonna happen to you."

"Yes ma'am!" came the immediate reply from everyone except Kanda who just said 'hn'.

"Good. Okay then, LEAVE, THE LOT OF YOU! YOU'RE NOT NEEDED ANYMORE!!" Linali yells.

"Yes ma'am." they say, leaving before they have to face the wrath of Linali but kicking Li.

"Now that that's been taken care of, nii-san, please tell me why Reever's mad at you. Yes, do tell. Because I AM making a doujinshi about the two of you, my hard work will not go to waste. And I swore to myself to only make a doujinshi only if the people are a couple. So you two will make up if it is the last thing you ever do." Linali states.

"Um, Linali, the thing is...Reever's mad because I was hanging out with Jerry all day today.

"OH MY GOD!! I SWEAR, THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME!! HE'S FREAKING JEALOUS KOMUI!! HE'S IGNORING YOU BECAUSE HE'S DAMN JEALOUS THAT YOU WERE SPENDING TIME WITH JERRY NOT HIM, ARE YOU THAT BLIND? UNLESS YOU WANT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TO STAY MAD AT YOU FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE, AND IGNORE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE, YOU BETTER MARCH YOUR ASS OVER TO HIM, AND FREAKING APOLOGIZE! YOU GOT THAT ALL? OR DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE TO FUCKING APOLOGIZE, WHICH, MAY I ADD, I ALREADY FUCKING DID. NOW, IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I AM SORRY FOR MY CRUDE LANGUAGE, BUT YOU FREAKING DESERVED IT! SO, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SOMETHING!" Allen says as he storms out of the room.

"Excuse us, but we must calm our uke!" Lavi says as he drags Kanda out the door.

"I AM NOT YOUR GOD DAMN UKE!" they hear Allen yell.

...awkward silence...

"Allen-kun is scawy..." Komui says, going into fetal position.

"Oh, Ree-chii, I sowy, I didn't mean to make you jealous. And I like you a lot, so pwease don't ignore me for the rest of my life."

"Ah, Ko-chan, I won't. I guess... I forgive you." Reever says, blushing. Komui smirks, and pulls Reever into a soft, loving, kiss.

'Wooh! Doujinshi idea!!' Linali thinks.

"But really, I didn't know Allen could get this agitated." Reever says.

"Well, I've been involving him in all of my schemes so, I guess this is just the stress that he was holding onto." Linali sighs. "Which reminds me, you two need to apologize, and thank Allen for all of his help."

"...I'm not too sure I want to see him right now." Komui and Reever.

"Do you think that was a suggestion, no, it was an order, go, now!" Linali commands.

"Yes ma'am!"


Soooo...what'd you think. Did'ja like it? Hehe, i'm waiting for your reviews people.

Oh, and what do you guys think I should do, do you think I should make Kanda go all flirty since he's getting used to the relationship, or just leave Lavi as the flirtatious one? It's all up to you people!!

-Moon'sEclipse

-'till next time!