Yay! Thanks for the reviews! You guys are amazing!

Ok…so for what we all have been waiting for…who does our lovely little Matsuda like?

I just want to say that –I'm sorry readers…:(…- if you don't like slash, then I'd suggest that you don't read this…

And, just because I feel like it, I'm making this one a Matsuda point-of-view…: D

If there is anything wrong, well, I suppose that this time it's mostly my fault…

I was impatient and didn't feel like waiting for both my editors…

Editors! Pineapple-Sister and arirang! Yay!

Enjoy!

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Chapter 6

Matsuda's Super Duper Dark Secret Revealed

"Ok…I guess I can't find a way out of it." I turn around to see if I could possibly escape from the room. Of course, Mogi is in my way. Gosh I hate how huge he is. –yay! Mogi's bouncer-ish body build has finally been put to use!-

"I like…---" My throat closed up around the words I was trying to say. I felt as if I was being run over by a truck. How could I say it? I DON'T WANT TO! ERG! Why does that L have to be so damn annoying…what with his 'Let's play truth or dare!' attitude. ICK!...how…to…escape…

"Just spit it out!" Jeez. Even Aizawa is getting over excited. How to escape? Hmmm…the door? …no, Mogi's in the way…the window?...no, too far away…ooh, the air duct! That's perfect…ok, I've just gotta jump when no one's looking…1…2…3…

"Giant purple penguin!" I yell the first thing that comes to mind and I point at the opposite corner of the room. JUMP! …rats…Light and Soichiro are still staring at me. HA! L and Aizawa looked over there! Too bad…I've just gotta think of something else…hm…

"Stop with the retarded tricks, Matsuda. Just get on with the telling…" Damn, he's so amazing. I love him with all my heart. I wish I could just say his name…it's too hard. I…I just can't DO IT! Ugh. I make myself sick! I'm such a turtle…I get scared and go back under that damn shell. And when I'm not scared, I move around the truth so slowly, that by the time I get to it…erg! I'm back in the shell!

"Well, um…I can't." There, at least I'm not trying to make up stupid excuses. Hmm…that's right, I need an excuse…what about: my dog ate my homework. Yeah, that's sooo smart, Matsuda. Reasons why that won't work: #1: I don't have a dog, and they all know it… #2: That's like the oldest excuse in the book… #3: Hmm…it's to get out of saying who I like, not homework! Now, I could say: my dog ate my tongue, but that one would be so obvious, since, well, I'd have to talk to say it…I've got it! I've gotta go to the bathroom. Ok, let's rehearse that one. I've gotta go to the bathroom. I've…gotta…go…to…the…bathroom...I'vegottagotothebathroom. Ok, here it goes.

"Ahmfegodteygrowtade bathroom!" WTF? 'Ahmfegodteygrowtade!' Holy crap! How retarded can you sound? Look at his lovely face…he looks disgusted, yet unsurprised.

"Um, English please? We don't speak Japanese." –heehee, that was something I had to add. Of course, it is obvious that they all would speak Japanese, since, well, they are in Japan…sorry to all Japanese people whom I may have offended…- Oh, great. They didn't understand my rambling. Let's try again.

"Me go potty." Wow, am I four again?

"Um…ok, but please go to the restroom first…" Aww…he's sooo cute when he's sarcastic! Now to escape... –don't worry readers, he won't get far…:D- Ok, left out the door, twenty paces down the hall...which way to the front…Oh gosh, I'm LOST! Alright let's see…which way did I come? Right out the door, left at the next hallway, 45 paces…ok backtracking isn't working. I'll just keep going straight down this hall. Maybe Watari will find me…

Back in the room with well, everyone except Matsuda

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"Wow, Matsuda has been gone for a long time." Aizawa is actually surprised at the fact that it could take someone that long to go to the bathroom.

"He probably got lost." Light didn't look surprised at all when Watari came up on the computer. "See, he IS lost."

"L, I just found Matsuda wandering completely lost in the left wing of the building. He was mumbling to himself about some 'super cute adorable' guy. Would you like me to retrieve him?"

"This seems to be a new tradition here for Matsuda. Maybe we should get a smaller building? Yes, Watari, please get him, and bring him back here immediately. We NEED to find out who he likes!" L was, as always, jumping up and down and eating doughnuts. -The icky powdered sugar kind. So, as I'm sure you all can guess, the powdered sugar was all over his face, hands, hair –don't ask-, and clothes.-

Not too long later

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Yup. You guessed it right, Matsuda. Watari found you, as always. What, am I talking to myself? Weird…yup, that's what I am. Oh no! We're here! The room…the deadly, scary room…think about something else…hmmm…purple elephants, flying pigs, have you ever noticed that during awkward silences all you can think about is ravioli…or is that just me?…ugh, I'm sweating in places that I've never sweated before! I don't want him to see me sweaty! What if I smell funny? Drat, I sound like a little girl worrying over her first crush…I've had crushes before, just not like this…My crushes were always so normal, so by the book. This one is so, I don't know, undefined. So…unacceptable? I mean, it's one thing that it's a guy that I like, but he's so different. He's my complete opposite. Argh…I just want him to like me back. But he never will if I don't say it out loud. Just say the name, Matsuda. They will laugh, they'll point, they'll make fun of me…whatever! Just let them act that way! I don't care anymore!

Out of POV…well, mostly so I can describe the scene

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Matsuda walks into the room, and everyone looks up. L is sitting in his computer chair in his precarious way and is eating a large chocolate éclair. Light is on the couch in the room, lying with his legs and arms sprawled out in a relaxed, patient way. Soichiro is sitting in a straight-backed wooden chair looking all serious. Aizawa is impatiently pacing the room. Mogi was, as always, standing all body-guardish at the door, awaiting Matsuda's much anticipated arrival.

"Sooo…"

"No, don't talk, L. I just need to say it on my own." Matsuda cuts L off mid-sentence.

"I like Light. There I said it. I'm in love with Light-san!" Matsuda is bright red, yet seemingly proud of himself. L stands up, clearly angered.

"Get out! NOW!" L screams at the top of his lungs at the slowly retreating Matsuda. Everyone stares at the investigator who is shaking with fury.

"What? I don't want any distractions from our investigation." L tries to cover up his irritation with a quickly thought up excuse.

"Sure…" Light rolls his eyes.

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Ok, I hope you guys liked it!

Please leave a review if you want me to continue! I'm not quite sure if I will continue yet, but if you guys want me to, I will.

Tell me what you think!

Me…: OMG! I have the greatest joke to tell you!

Pineapple-Sister: -to herself- oh great… -out loud- ok, shoot.

Me…: Ok, so there's a lawyer, a doctor, and a dumb blonde…or was it a teacher, a sanitation engineer, and a dumb blonde…no, wait…it has to be a computer, a penguin, and a dumb blonde…

Six and a half hours later

Me…: I've got it! So there's a dog, a pansy, and a rock…wait, what about the dumb blonde…

Pineapple-Sister: …I think I figured out who the dumb blonde is… -falls asleep-

Sorry about my pointless random ramblings…

Well, please give me feedback!

-RaWr-