Oh my goodness…everyone…I am SOOOO very sorry that it has been so long. I am SUCH a bad person for not updating.
Trust me I have reasons for not updating. I will list these here just for the heck of it…
#1: a terrific place called Music Camp!...no computer for a week…but, trust me, I still wrote!
#2: MARCHING BAND!...well, that started today…but, it will make it difficult to write for a week…I'll update as soon as I can…
#3: Harry Potter…yup, just about the BEST book in the planet…
#4: I was deathly sick with two horrible diseases: Procrastination & Laziness…
Ok…now that you know why I'm late in typing this…here is your chapter!
Lots and lots of thanks to my beta: Pineapple-Sister! Yay! She helped me write this chapter…
Oh…check out my new story…it's a Naruto fanfic…sorry…not Death Note…I needed a change…oh, yeah, and my lovely beta is my co-writer for the other story…
ENJOY!...and review…
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Last time…just in case you forgot…
Matsuda walks into the room, and everyone looks up. L is sitting in his computer chair in his precarious way and is eating a large chocolate éclair. Light is on the couch in the room, lying with his legs and arms sprawled out in a relaxed, patient way. Soichiro is sitting in a straight-backed wooden chair looking all serious. Aizawa is impatiently pacing the room. Mogi was, as always, standing all body-guardish at the door, awaiting Matsuda's much anticipated arrival.
"Sooo…"
"No, don't talk, L. I just need to say it on my own." Matsuda cuts L off mid-sentence.
"I like Light. There I said it. I'm in love with Light-san!" Matsuda is bright red, yet seemingly proud of himself. L stands up, clearly angered.
"Get out! NOW!" L screams at the top of his lungs at the slowly retreating Matsuda. Everyone stares at the investigator who is shaking with fury.
"What? I don't want any distractions from our investigation." L tries to cover up his irritation with a quickly thought up excuse.
"Sure…" Light rolls his eyes.
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About…um…let's say 5 minutes later...yah…that sounds good
L's POV!
"I love Light…" How? How…ugh…that…that…MATSUDA! I HATE that guy now with the burning passion of a thousand suns… -that was stolen from one of my lovely guard friends…I mean it isn't HERS per say…but, she ALWAYS says that, so, of course, it isn't mine…- He is so…queer…that queer pansy…well, I mean…I suppose I'm not too much better myself…but still…How could he like MY Light?!? Yes! That's right! MINE! Mine…I like how that sounds. Mine. My Light, my room, my team, my research, my sugar, my napkin, my pickle, my banana peel…wait, I HATE bananas…they are so…healthy…
"…so maybe we should replace our circuit breakers so that the power doesn't keep going out…"
"Ew…healthy…everything healthy is sooo disgusting…"
"Um…L do you have a problem with our circuit breakers? Wait…what is healthy about circuit breakers? Better yet, what is ANYTHING…healthy or unhealthy…about circuit breakers?...L…what are you talking about?"
And then there is REALLY disgusting healthy food like eggplants and pineapples. –sorry, arirang…pineapples are SO disgusting…I mean, just ask Pineapple-Sister…ew…pineapples…they are so up there with mushrooms…- Especially eggplants. I mean, not only are eggs disgusting, but plants are for rabbits. Put them together and it spells disaster. Well, actually it spells eggplant. E-A-G-P-L-E-A-N-T-E…wait…did I spell that wrong?...Whatever. Plants…gawsh those are for RABBITS! Fluffy, poofy, white, stinky, red-eyed, scrunchy-nosed, vicious rabbits. Yup, those rabbits just go hand in hand with those giant, rabies-invested squirrels.
"…and there have been at least 19 deaths by heart attack in the last 20 minutes. Obviously something is making it very easy for Kira to kill…"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY SUGAR!"
Those damn squirrels…nibbling on my nerds ropes, nesting in my cotton candy, pooping in my fudge collection, and, worse of all, hiding there nuts in my nut-shaped sugar cubes. –YES…cubes that are nut-shaped…gosh…just like balls that are cube-shaped…get it straight…or sideways…whatever…-
I mean what's their problem anyhow. Squirrels... They have their nuts and I have my sugar. Well, I mean, I have my nut-shaped sugar…but that's different…Man, I want those nuts. Light's of course. –what are you talking about? I'm not implying anything at all. Light just has a nice, large, and VERY edible bag of sugar coated peanuts dangling in L's face…gawsh…get your head out of the gutter…-
"…so once the files have been opened…"
"Yup…those are some nice nuts…" Everyone turns to look at L, clearly wondering why the hell L was saying such random crap. Ever since Matsuda left the room…
"Um, L, would you like to explain how 'nuts' could have anything to do with the files on the Kira case?" Light acts calmly, while everyone else is looking expectantly at L. L looks insanely nervous. –goodness, what kind of trouble has our wonderful little detective managed to get himself into now…-
Oh no. What to do…? Hm…let's think. Nuts, files…ugh…what if he shut his nuts in a filing cabinet? Man, they'd be crushed. What good would they be then? I bet they'd still taste just as good…mmm…-SUGAR COATED PEANUTS! Gosh! What is WRONG with you people?!?-
"Salty, sugary…hm…what would they taste like? I wonder…those nuts! So nice…and perfect…"
Everyone looks slightly perturbed at this last revelation. Aizawa's hands have traveled to his pants where he is protectively covering, um, his 'nuts'…obviously no one knows exactly what to think about L.
"L! Snap out of it! What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Oh, nothing Nutty Professor, I mean Ball-san, wait, no…LIGHT!"
-ok…forget about the peanuts…crap…whatever…yell at me later…well, um…yeah…what has our little L gotten himself into now…?- Shit. I can't even make an eligible sentence. And there is NO way I can cover up what I just said. Ball-san. Wow. That's…just, well, true I suppose.
"L…are you ok?" Light asks calmly as he tries to hold back waves of hysteria. He probably found a way to ignore what was just said. L is such a deep shade of red that you would think that all of the blood in his body had rushed to his head. –I mean, if that was so, which it is…since that's what I wrote…, of course, then wouldn't he be passed out on the floor?-
BAM!
-Blackness-
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So…sorry that it is kinda short…still, I think it got the point across…
Yup…well…um…not too much to say…I think the story speaks for itself!
Next Time: What does Light think about the whole situation? Will Matsuda ever recover? Will anyone survive?...ok not so much on the last one…
Me…:LIGHTSWITCH!...
Pineapple-Sister: -rolls eyes- that's getting old real fast…
Me…: Ok, well I guess that I just have to be more observant from now on…
-looks at a green bike on the edge of the road-
Me…: ORANGE PURPLE!
Pineapple-Sister: WHAT?
Me…: Hey, I just said the first thing that came to mind…
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