So..um…I haven't updated in like forever…trust me I have a reason…I kinda forgot what the story was about…o.O…that was an interesting conversation with my beta…she couldn't remember either…I was like, "hey, wasn't I writing a story?...what was it about anyway?...hey, was it Death Note!...or wait, no…it couldn't be a Death Note story…so what was it?..." we spent like THREE hours trying to figure out what in the world I was writing, when I got bored and started writing a Naruto story…I'm SUCH a loser…
So…thanks to all of my reviewers…and sorry to all of my readers…
Yay!...so on with my newest chapter!...
ok...so I have edited it now...a little bit...just had to change an L to a Light...heehee...a mistake like that REALLY screws up the story...
hey...if you find another mistake, post it and I'll steal one of L's cookies to give to you...o.O...
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So…um…this is after Matsuda tells them he likes Light…it's Matsuda's POV…it's not going to be TOO long of a chapter…sorry…
"Ugh. I can't believe I told them. I'm…I'm too ashamed to even LOOK at myself…"
Matsuda is sitting in the bathroom staring at himself in the mirror. He couldn't believe what he had done. It felt as though he had just killed someone.
I can't deal with this…I CAN'T look at myself!...-BAM!-…
"DAMN!...that hurt…"
Ok…so maybe punching the mirror to shatter the glass wasn't that great of an idea. So maybe I'm not the master of good ideas. But hey, I did manage to find the bathroom without getting lost. But I still have to find my way out of here. I can't just spend the rest of my life in this bathroom. I'll just walk out of here and never return. Never face L again.
"But I love him…"
NO! You can't love him you dummy…He doesn't love you anymore. What am I saying? He NEVER loved you. I need to get out of here…
So Matsuda takes off down the hallway, and within 3 minutes he is lost within the deep dark hallways of the building. –Ok…just a little melodramatic…I suppose…-tear-…I just can't SURVIVE without being melodramatic…-
"Yeah…so I take a left at the doorway with that little silver doorknob…hey wait, which door!...eek!...um…well, I guess I'll just retrace my steps…so…I took a left, right, right, left, down the stairs on the right, to the left, left, left, and straight to where I went up the elevator 3 floors, then I went right, right, left, 3rd right, and now I'm lost….or was it right, left, right, right, down the stairs to the LEFT, right, right, right, and down the elevator 4 floors…hm…no…I DON'T REMEMBER!"
…dumbass…
"SHUT UP! I DON'T need your imput! Stupid conscience…did you not learn from Pinochio that you're NOT WANTED!"
Matsuda continued with his little mental battle as he continued to get even more helplessly lost. I'm not going to even bother describing the battle…who knew that there were so many possible combinations of lefts and rights?...
"Oh my gosh…I've never been HERE before…or have I?...I dunno… there surely are a lot of awkward looking statues in dark creepy hallways here…L really needs to redecorate. I mean I love the guy and all, but man, he has NO sense of style."
Says you with your bowl cut. And anyhow, the suit you always wear was SO five minutes ago. I mean, if you listened to your conscience a little bit…
"If I listened to my conscience a little bit, I'd be more fruity than the gayest guy in the world…"
wow…what a comeback…who taught you how to speak?...your mother?
"Talk about bad comebacks…"
Back in the room…hm…how 'bout Light's POV?...or is that a bit much for us small-brained humans…I'll be kind…L's POV...how 'bout we save the headache for next chapter?...yeah, that sounds nice…
…wow…those are some cute little birdies…ouch…why is everything SOOO loud?...and dark…hm…OH NO! DID I GO BLIND?
"AHHHHH! I'M BLIND! SOMEONE SAVE ME! I'M BLIND!"
"Calm down L…you aren't blind. You just passed out…now your mental state? That is something we might want to discuss…"
That voice…it sounds so…familiar…and heavenly…now if only I wasn't blind…
"BUT I'M BLIND! SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR! Now what was that number…did it start with a 7?...What's the number for 911?"
"Ok…someone needs a little bit of mental attention…#1: YOU ARE NOT BLIND!...you just need to open your eyes…idiot…#2: What the hell was wrong with you earlier? Are you going crazy?...#3:…um…the number for 911 is 911…I thought everyone with a brain knew that…obviously SOMEONE needs an MRI…"
That voice…it is so familiar…who is it?...I think I know who…oh crap…SHIT!...it's…it's…Light!
"LIGHT!"
"Wow…that was fast…Now would you open your eyes? Everyone left because it was clear that we wouldn't get anything done today with you in your mental…state…"
"Why didn't you leave?"
I hope he doesn't decide to leave now that I'm conscious…although I AM blind…
"…wow…did you just seriously ask me why I'm here…ok, shall I recite yet another list? #1: You were unconscious…and no one else wanted to stay here…#2: Seeing as you are in a mental state, we determined it would be unwise to leave you unattended…#3: I wanted to speak to you when you woke up…do you realize what the hell you were saying?...#4:…this is possibly the most obvious one…although, it would be ten times more obvious if you would open your stupid eyes…you are sitting on top of me…when you passed out, you fell on top of me, and you are surprisingly heavy for someone who feeds on only small amounts of sugar…"
So that would explain the squishy, yet firm, bed that I'm on…hm…I wonder how long I have been on top of him?
"When did I pass out?"
"Three hours ago…Every muscle in my body is cramped and asleep…Now open your eyes and get off of me!"
Open my eyes? They ARE open…I'm BLIND!
"But I'm blind…I have my eyes open! Why must you insist upon me 'opening' my eyes?"
"Gosh, we are getting NO where…I really do want to go home soon. It's three in the morning…"
"Fine."
I don't want to move, but I have to make my love happy…
BEEP
"L, Matsuda is wondering through the left wing of the building, clearly lost. Would you like me to retrieve him?"
"Huh? Matsuda?...MATSUDA!...bring him here so I can ki--talk to him…"
"Yes, L…right away."
BEEP
"Um, L…can you let go of my leg? You're cutting off my circulation…"
"Fine…call a doctor…I'm blind still…"
"OPEN YOUR EYES!"
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Sorry if it was confusing…I'm sure it is, because I am severely confused…Matsuda's inner battle is amazing…I can't tell you how many of those I have…Probably the biggest standing joke with my friends is the fact that I have 97 personalities…except 27 of them have been brutally murdered due to annoying marching band practices…o.O…
Ok...so funny story...I would have put this on fanfiction like 7 hours ago, but the internet was down on my laptop...depressing isn't it?...
So…um…yah…
Pineapple-Sister: What are you doing?
did you say lightswitch: I'm thinking…
Pineapple-Sister: Oh…I see…that explains the constipated look on your face…so what are you thinking about…
did you say lightswitch: ways to kill and/or silence you…so far I have 157…wait make that 158…
Aw…I love that child…she's my best friend, and we are brutally honest with each other…that would mean 99 percent of our comments are cruel insults that to anyone else would be evil and painfully mean…
Next Time: Are you ready to be confused? It's time for Light's POV! WOOT WOOT!
