Okay. The review I received on the last chapter pushed me to update. Nothing was going to stop me once I had an idea in my head.

Kudos to ItsukoLawliet for pushing me to update with your kind review(s). The one on Auditions made me smile as well--that one is my driver's ed crack baby. Haha.

Urgh. I have adopted a new pet peeve...Every time I add a document on here, the computer automatically adds an extra line on the top with half of the first line. It is so obnoxious when you are reading a story, or even when you are just updating one. It is ridiculous...but oh well...it's the computer.

Once again, this isn't beta'd. Please tell me if you find any errors…

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L's Point of View

"NOOOOO!! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BREAK THE CODE! I used the most complex use of reverse psychology to determine that the most obvious code would be the least obvious one to figure out…HOW DID YOU DO IT?!" Light gave me a look…one of utter disdain and my heart dropped.

"You are a mystery to me L…"

"I'm a mystery to everyone…" I chose that moment to move in closer to him, my cake in my hand.

"And I wouldn't have it any other way…" Light walked right up to me, pressing me against the wall. My heart got caught in my throat as he stared into my eyes. "There's something I've been meaning to tell you L…"

"And what would that be?" I could hardly speak and my words were coming out in little stringlets that didn't sound like me in the least. There wasn't a bit of sugar rush left in me, and I seriously felt that I was about to collapse.

"Ah, that's for me to know…" he moved closer to me "…and for you to wait to find out." This made no sense to me. He was so out of character, but then again, so was I. What was going on? Had the squirrels manage to infiltrate the helium supply and somehow spread it throughout the building?

"L, I am your father." Light's voice came out in a high pitched squeak from the helium, of course, and his eyes lit up at the joke he had made. It must be the helium…where else would this be coming from?

The thing is, nothing seemed right. Weren't we in my cake room a moment ago? How did we end up in the hallway? It was beyond me…perhaps we had floated. Yes, that's it. Light and I floated subconsciously into the hallway, where we were poisoned by helium, and thus the change in our behavior.

But wouldn't I have noticed the floating? Perhaps the helium poisoning occurred while we were in the cake room. Oh no!! MY CAKE IS IN DANGER!

I escaped the tight space I was in between the wall and Light and ran towards my cake. Fear ripped through me, and I hardly noticed the swarms of squirrels following me…

"MY CAKE! MY LOVE! ARE YOU OKAY?!" I burst into the room and saw, to my chagrin, hundreds of squirrels snacking on the remains of my precious cake.

"My precioussss…" I hissed, snatching a tiny chunk from the closest squirrel, cradling it in my arms. Icing smeared across me, but I could care less. I had to protect it. One of the squirrels smirked at me then opened its mouth to say "fork over them goods 'fore I cut you." Before I could argue that it was MINE, I was surrounded by squirrels. Each of them was armed with rather large and intimidating switch blades.

"YOU WILL NOT GET THIS CAKE. YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!!" I took off running with my cake in tow. Squirrels swarmed behind me, but I was faster than them--years of consuming only sugar was beginning to come into effect, and I was met with an insane amount of energy.

I ran through the halls of the building, making my way through the maze of turns and narrowly missing poorly placed columns. The exit was right there…I could make it…

"L. I do believe you forgot somebody…" I stopped in my tracks and turned to look at my love. He was leaning rather suggestively against a wall with a slight smile on his face. I glanced back and forth between him, my cake, and the damn squirrels that were gathering around us…what was more important to me? Cake. Or Light?

I'm only human. I looked at the squirrels once more, then took off running towards the doors with my cake in tow. NOTHING WOULD TAKE MY ONE TRUE LOVE FROM ME!! Mwahahahahaha.

The streets were crowded, and everything seemed to be against me. Trees cut off my path, and people seemed to stop in there tracks, just so I'd have to dodge them. The squirrels were gaining on me, and my energy was running out. I had no choice--the cake would have to be left behind if I was to escape alive. I gently kissed the cake, and dropped it amidst the crowd of approaching squirrels.

Tearfully, I made my way back to the building. Sunlight was burning my sensitive, unexposed eyes, and people were staring at me. Can't they mind their own business and leave a fellow to mourn for his cake?

At least I'd have Light there when I got back. I grinned wildly like the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. He had something to tell me…

I couldn't find him anywhere…I searched all the walls and my (now empty) cake room, but he wasn't there. Where else would a person be? If I was looking for myself, the cake room would be the only feasible option.

Miserable now since I had not only lost my cake, but now Light as well, I made my way towards our conference room.

"Okay…you MUST have a better idea for a game, Matsuda." Aizawa's voice echoed through the door. Games? Who would be playing games at such a time? My CAKE was dead!!

"It's simple. All you do is spin this bottle and kiss the person it lands on…" Matsuda. I hate him.

"In case you haven't noticed, we're all MALE." Light. So he IS in there…

"I'm not." Misa. I thought she left…

"What the hell are you doing here? I told you I despised you, and you dare to return?" Light. Gunshots. What could've happened?

"Spin it Light."

"Matsuda…I think it landed on you…"

"Well then I suppose we have to kiss…"

"I guess so…" -silence-

"NOOOOOO!!" I burst through the door as Light leaned into Matsuda. Their lips touched slightly, and just when I thought they'd pull away, Matsuda turned his head. Leaning deeper into the kiss, Light reached out and put his hands on the back of Matsuda's head.

I thought I was dying. This couldn't be happening. IMPOSSIBLE.

They pulled apart and Light turned to look at me. He grinned his usual sadistic grin.

"Oh yeah, L. I almost forgot to tell you…What I was hinting towards earlier was that I'm in love with Matsuda."

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Mmmm…we weren't expecting that now were we? Of course not…tis what I like to call a plot twist (:

Yes, I know I'm evil cutting off where I did…don't worry, all of it will make sense next chapter…which I plan to update on Sunday I think. Depends though. I'm preparing for a piano performance on Wednesday, and by preparing, I mean I pulled out 3 new songs yesterday that have yet to be perfected. Haha. I am truly psychotic.

So yes. I was kind enough to update twice in one day, so I'm expecting lots of reviews…

As always…flames are more than welcome…