Author's Note: The attacks that I'm using in this fan fiction are from Sailor Moon Stars - the manga. Just a warning in case you're wondering where they came from. Of course, I don't own Sailor Moon (but I did create the characters that you're not familiar with and if you wish to use them, let me know first - then be my guest). This is when it starts to get more graphic - and starts to show the reason why I rated the story M. There's strong language and some sexual innuendoes - which might get more intense as the story continues. Just a warning. Thanks all. I really hope that you guys are enjoying the story. Please let me know, I'd love to heart your feedback! Also thanks to the first reviewer that I had, that's really nice of you, I'm glad that you like it so far.
Chapter Three: You Weren't Invited
By the time that Usagi had gotten to the chapel, she had forgotten all about the message, and instead was concentrating on gracefully walking down the aisle without any mishaps. Don't trip Usagi, don't trip, don't trip, Usagi thought to herself as she got out of the limo and walked into the church. You have to show everyone that you can be an elegant woman. You are the moon princess, the future Queen of Earth and the Moon, the least that you can do is walk elegantly down the aisllllllle…Usagi thought to herself as she tripped and fell on her face right at the end of the aisle. Mamoru cringed as his future wife took a tumble, of course he had seen it coming, but at the end of the aisle, in front of everyone? Oh well, she's still my Usako. Mamoru thought to himself, as Usagi picked herself back up and finished her walk down the aisle as if nothing had happened at all.
"You look absolutely breathtaking" Mamoru said as he lightly took her hand and kissed it. Usagi smiled at Mamoru, and they both turned to the minister, they were finally ready to get married.
The minister looked at the two of them and smiled. Then he started his speech, "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the coming together of two people who have dearly loved each other since the dawn of time." Usagi started crying after he said the first two words. Rei, who happened to be the closest bridesmaid to Usagi, proceeded to smack Usagi on the back of her head.
"Rei-chan! What did you do that for!" Usagi cried out, then realized that she was still in the middle of the ceremony and proceeded to say "gomen nasai (I'm sorry)!" Then the minister continued as Rei enjoyed her small victory. Besides the mishaps that the senshi had on a normal basis, (including Rei and Usagi picking on each other during the entire ceremony) the wedding was going smoothly. That was until…
"I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride."
"Usako, I love you," Darien said as he smiled and started to lean in for the kiss.
"Mamo-chan, I love you too" Usagi said, but as she leaned in to kiss his lips, something unfamiliar came in between them.
"Mamo-chan, did you not shave or something?" Usagi asked, opening her eyes, and then looking in disgust at the small half-man, half-goat who had fallen to the floor after getting a big kiss from Usagi and Mamoru. His bottom half was that similar to a goat, with reddish-colored fur, complete with brown hooves. On the top of his head he had long goat horns with sharp/pointy ends. He had a very nice looking face; cold grey eyes peered out from his long red bangs, and he also had chiseled abdominal muscles. All in all the goat-man would have been a very handsome man, had he not been such a rude wedding crasher. By this time the minister and extra guests had already ran away in terror from the strange little man sitting on the floor of his church. They knew that the sailor scouts could handle this, while they ran for safety.
"Did you like the feel of my hairy ass against your lips, Sailor Moon?" The creature asked, giving her a devilish grin. The inner senshi gasped and blushed in horror as the man's deep voice rang out loud and clear. "Hope that you enjoyed it, Mamoru's ass isn't the last piece that you'll be getting after all. You can have mine too if you want Usagi, fidelity is so over-rated anyway." He said, watching in complete and utter joy as Mamoru seethed with anger.
"How dare you!" Mamoru said, but as he tried to grab for the half-ling, he disappeared into thin air. "Where did he go?" Mamoru asked, looking around, not noticing that the little man was now standing on the top of his head.
"Think hard Tuxedo Mask, I thought that the moon princess was the dumb one," the goat-man said as he leaped off of Mamoru's head and onto the roof of the church. "My name is Faunus. F-a-u-n-u-s, for those of you who can't spell. I'm here to, shall we say, have a little fun." The outer-senshi headed for the door, but to their dismay found it locked. "Silly senshi, I know who you all are, you don't have to waste your time running out and then transforming, it won't do you any good. How about let's make this interesting. I've always loved to see the senshi transform, especially since all of you are nude for a bit, that's the part that I anticipate the most" the goat-man said as he laughed aloud.
"Fuck you!" Haruka said looking up at Faunus in disgust.
"Gladly, give me a time and place Uranus." Faunus said while ogling Michiru "matter of fact bring Neptune too, I've always gotten really hot and bothered by lesbians." The goat-man said, smiling down at them eagerly.
"Men can be such perverts" Haruka growled, looking up at the man with disgust.
"I think that it's time we taught him a lesson about respecting women" Michiru said trying not to lose her cool demeanor. The two women were so angry that they quickly transformed and decided to give him all that they had. "All right, together then Neptune! Uranus space turbulance!"
"Deep sea violin tide!"
Faunus stood there looking at the combined attack with wide eyes. As he stared at the approaching attack, it suddenly just vanished into thin air. "Come on, I expected better of you two." Faunus said, holding his human hand out and looking at his nails indifferently. "I was at least expecting you to break one of my nails, but I see that they're still intact. Uranus and Neptune just stared at each other in disbelief.
"How the hell did you do that?" Uranus asked, wondering if she really wanted to know the answer.
"What's it to you babe?" He asked Uranus as she glared at him menacingly.
"Then it would be up to us to stop you," said Sailors Pluto and Saturn together. They had transformed while Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus were attacking.
"Hit me with your best shot" Faunus said, daring them to try to kill him.
"Chronos typhoon!" Sailor Pluto shouted at Faunus, who just waved his hand at the attack as if he was telling it to 'shoo' and it disappeared.
"Faunus, if you will not behave yourself, then I shall have to-" Sailor Saturn said as she was cut off by Faunus.
"I wouldn't want you to destroy such a pretty face Hotaru. Especially since you've blossomed into a lovely young lady. What I'm trying to say is, don't waste your time and effort trying to destroy me along with the rest of the world because it won't work. I'm not from around here, I'm from another galaxy, a complete other solar system. I can survive in space without breathing equipment or anything, although most of the time I choose not to. Essentially you could destroy the rest of the world, yourself, and all of your friends, but guess what - I'd still be around. Now you wouldn't want that now would you Saturn?" Faunus said and looked at her, a smirk on his face.
"I don't think that he's lying Saturn" Sailor Pluto said as she looked up at Faunus with concern. "Save it for another time" she added, placing her hand on Sailor Saturn's shoulder. Saturn nodded and stepped back, looking up at Faunus dazed and confused.
"Well you've seen what he can do ladies, so everyone else transform!" Luna said, coming from the back of the church with Artemis right at her heals.
The senshi did as they were told, and were ready to face their enemy as a familiar speech of love and justice rang out in the church.
"How dare you crash my wedding! I've dreamed about my wedding since I was five years old, and I won't let a disgusting pervert like you ruin it! You asked for it so here I am, a pretty sailor soldier, ready to battle. In the name of the moon, I will punish you!" Sailor Moon said, pulling out her magical power tier as she attacked with "Silver moon crystal power kiss!"
The attack hit Faunus, and he gasped in pain, then fell down to the ground. "Oh Sailor Moon, you got me, ooh it hurts! The pain, the pain! Ouch, ouch!" He said while lying on the ground. The senshi got closer to him, to see if he was finished. He looked up at them, smiled and said "gotcha!" He grinned and teleported himself back to the roof of the church. "If you think that your silly little powers have any effect on me, then you're talking to the wrong half-goat." Faunus proceeded to laugh really hard at the thought of being hurt by Sailor Moon"oh, that's a good one. Oh look at me Sailor Moon, I'm all good and nice now that you hit me with your little toy. Oh-ho-ho! Ah-ha-ha!"
Sailor Moon looked at him in shock, she didn't know what to do now that her attack hadn't worked, but Sailor Venus did. "Sailor Moon, get over here! Let's shut him up for good." Sailor Venus said, she was already holding hands with the other senshi, getting ready for a sailor planet attack.
"But Venus, if we do that then we won't have any energy left -" Sailor Moon said with hesitation.
"What was that moonie-pie? I can't hear you." Faunus said, looking down at Sailor Moon and smiling.
Sailor Moon decided that she might as well give it a try. She grabbed Venus' and Mars' hands, then shouted simultaneously with the other girls, "sailor planet attack!" As the attack came closer to Faunus, he looked at it, chucked to himself, and puffed out his stomach until he had a big belly. The sailor planet attack hit his stomach and then bounced back right at the girls who all screamed in pain.
"I tire of this ladies, I think that I'll take my leave for now. Really enjoyed the wedding though, Sailor Moon you look so great in a dress - I'm sure you'll look even better when it's on the floor." Faunus said aloud, and then muttered to himself "see you at the reception." He disappeared as Tuxedo Mask threw a dozed roses at the space where Faunus had stood.
The girls looked at the empty rooftop in disbelief, as they came to the realization that they had a powerful new enemy to deal with. "Does it ever end?" Sailor Moon said to no one in particular as she de-transformed.
No it won't end Sailor Moon, sailor senshi, and Tuxedo Mask. This time you can't do it by yourselves. A voice said to everyone - speaking to them through their minds. I cannot reveal who I am at this time, but let me say that I humbly offer my services to help you defeat Faunus, an enemy that I know very well. If you ever need help, I'll be there in a flash - I can read your thoughts too, in case you didn't know that already, so don't worry about how to get in contact with me. Enjoy the rest of your day sailor senshi, especially you Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask - for I think that Faunus will not trouble you for a while longer. I must take leave, goodbye for now, friends.
"Wait!" Sailor Moon shouted out to no one in particular "I still don't know your name!"
You can call me Zoe for now, Usagi-chan. The voice said to Sailor Moon as it faded away to nothingness.
Who are you? Sailor Moon thought to herself while staring into space, as the other senshi gathered together to arrange a meeting to talk about the new enemy and potential new 'friend.'
Princess Zoe had been standing outside of the church the whole entire time. Leaning against the front of her ship, she smiled to herself: so it begins, I hope that you can trust me Sailor Moon, she thought as she pushed a button on the side of her ship, which turned it into a small toy. Stretching, she walked away as her sailor fuku and black hair blew in the light breeze, all of you have no idea what you're in for.
