Hey! The Gaang's back with more AIM! With requests and such, I'm adding Ozai and Ursa (requested by Julie The Hunter) next chapter! But if you will request, please include a name! It takes me a while to think of one. But if you don't, it's okay- I could still use it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar, its characters or instant messenger.

Aang - AvatarDude
Katara - WaterGirl
Sokka - SwordSkillz
Suki - KyoshiWarrior
Zuko - MrFireLord
Azula - BlueFire
Ty Lee - THECircusFreak
Mai - ShurikenChick
Iroh - JasmineTeaRox
Toph - ToughToph
Haru - EarthB3nder


Chapter 3: Iroh the Psycologist

IM has turned ON

AvatarDude and KyoshiWarrior have signed in :)

AvatarDude: Hey Suki

KyoshiWarrior: Oh, hi Aang

AvatarDude: ...

KyoshiWarrior: ...

AvatarDude: So, how's Sokka?

KyoshiWarrior: Still out with that girl. What's her name again? Ty Lo? Ty Lu? Ty...La?

AvatarDude: I think it was Ty Lee

KyoshiWarrior: Oh

KyoshiWarrior: Anyway, I went to the town yesterday (when they were there), and she was all laughing, giggling, and belch

AvatarDude: That's it?

KyoshiWarrior: Ya. Stupid flirt.

AvatarDude: Heh...

KyoshiWarrior: So how's Katara?

AvatarDude: Still with the earthbender who thinks he's so sexy...

KyoshiWarrior: What?!

AvatarDude: You should hear him when he talks

KyoshiWarrior: Okay

AvatarDude: She's always smiling...giggling...laughing...UGH!

KyoshiWarrior: Don't worry little guy- I'm on your side here

AvatarDude: Thanks

AvatarDude: Wait, I'm not a little guy!

KyoshiWarrior: Sure you are

AvatarDude: For your information, I'm turning 14 in a few months...

KyoshiWarrior: And I' turning 17 in a few weeks

AvatarDude: Darn it...

KyoshiWarrior: Maybe you should go talk to Katara

AvatarDude: I tried. She told me to hold on, then when she went back to talking to Haru and they LEFT!

KyoshiWarrior: That's tough

AvatarDude: Ya

ToughToph has signed in :)

ToughToph: Wazzup guys

AvatarDude: I hate my life...

ToughToph: Um...

KyoshiWarrior: He's just a little...upset

ToughToph: Ah, I see

JasmineTeaRox and MrFireLord have signed in :)

JasmineTeaRox: Hello

MrFireLord: Hey uncle

JasmineTeaRox: So, how is everyone?

MrFireLord: -- off

AvatarDude: I hate my life...

KyoshiWarrior: Furious!

ToughToph: -sarcastically- Great! Thanks for asking

JasmineTeaRox: What happened this time?

JasmineTeaRox: Zuko, what did you do now?

MrFireLord: What?!

BlueFire and ShurikenChick has signed in :)

JasmineTeaRox: Okay, let's solve this...calmly and rationally. We start off with Aang

KyoshiWarrior: Because he's the Avatar?!

BlueFire: That stinks...

JasmineTeaRox: Because he seems like he has a pretty big problem

KyoshiWarrior: I have the same problem

JasmineTearox: Well he's the Avatar

KyoshiWarrior: That's what I just said!

MrFireLord: Can we get on with this!

ShurikenChick: Loser

MrFireLord: What?!

BlueFire: Mai, calm down

ShurikenChick: No! And you heard me!

JasmineTeaRox: You will get your turn! Now Aang, what's your "problem"?

BlueFire: Ew, a problem? I think he should talk to someone...close...about that

JasmineTeaRox: Not like that!

AvatarDude: Katara's out with that guy.

JasmineTeaRox: Oh yeah.

WaterGirl and SwordSkillz have signed in :)

JasmineTeaRox: Wow, we were just talking about you two.

AvatarDude: You had to tell them

JasmineTeaRox: Yes, now Katara, why were you with the earthbeder?

WaterGirl: Because he's my friend

AvatarDude: Yeah right...

WaterGirl: What?

AvatarDude: Nothing...

JasmineTeaRox: Now, is he "more than that"?

WaterGirl: Maybe

AvatarDude: !!

AvatarDude: Ah, I give up.

AvatarDude has logged off :(

WaterGirl: He's more than that because he's my mother's friend's nephew! Not like that!

JasmineTeaRox: Well, go tell him

WaterGirl: Who knows where he went

JasmineTeaRox: Well you'll never get anything accomplished like that

WaterGirl: Alright

WaterGirl has logged off :(

KyoshiWarrior: Great, now it's my turn!

MrFireLord: No way! I said it first!

KyoshiWarrior: I was here first!

MrFireLord: He's my uncle!

KyoshiWarrior: ...Fine

JasmineTeaRox: Calm down- Zuko goes first, then Suku, then whoever- okay?

KyoshiWarrior: Okay- and it's Suki

JasmineTeaRox: Right...Now Zuko. What's your "problem"?

ShurikenChick: Hey, I'm part of it too- so I should get a say in this!

MrFireLord: After me

ShurikenChick: ...No!

BlueFire: Wow, that's the first time she's shown emotion

ShurikenChick: I've shown emotion before!

BlueFire: Sure

ShurikenChick: Whatever.

JasmineTeaRox: Okay-moving on. Mai, care to share your problem?

ShurikenChick: Yes. Zuko was making out with that earth kingdom peasant

ToughToph: Excuse me?

ShurikenChick: Yes?

MrFireLord: Well you were with that guy!

ToughToph: Trust me, it was his idea...

MrFireLord: Stay out of this, Toph

ToughToph: Ya, okay

ShurikenChick: That was my cousin, you idiot

MrFireLord: But Sokka said...

ShurikenChick: You're gonna listen to that?

SwordSkillz: Heh...

MrFireLord: Okay...

BlueFire: You guys done here?

MrFireLord: Umm...you still mad at me?

ShurikenChick: Are you still going to listen to Sokka?

MrFireLord: Um, not really

SwordSkillz: Hey!

ShurikenChick: Okay, I guess I'm not mad at you anymore

JasmineTeaRox: Well that didn't take long

MrFireLord: Ya, thanks uncle

JasmineTeaRox: Sure

MrFireLord and ShurikenChick have logged off :(

JasmineTeaRox: ...

JasmineTeaRox: I wonder where they went...

BlueFire: Don't care.

KyoshiWarrior: Now it's our turn!

ToughToph: Can I be part of it?

KyoshiWarrior: Why?

ToughToph: Because

SwordSkillz: Because what?

ToughToph: Just because

THECircusFreak has signed in :)

THECircusFreak: Hi people!

BlueFire: Ty Lee...where were you?

THECircusFreak: Somewhere

KyoshiWarrior: --

THECircusFreak: What?!

BlueFire: Ouch

SwordSkillz: Hey

KyoshiWarrior: You heard me!

THECircusFreak: Excuse me?

SwordSkillz: Hey!

KyoshiWarrior: Kay, you're excused

THECircusFreak: No, you should be!

SwordSkillz: HEEEY!

THECircusFreak: Yes?

JasmineTeaRox: Um, now we start with Suki

KyoshiWarrior: Thank you. Now MY "problem" is Sokka was out with that girl yesterday!

THECircusFreak: It's not my fault he likes me better

KyoshiWarrior: No he doesn't!

THECircusFreak: Yes he does, and you're just jealous!

KyoshiWarrior: You know what? You just shut up...circus freak!

BlueFire: Oooohhh...

THECircusFreak: Oh no you didn't...!

KyoshiWarrior: Oh yes I did! Got a problem?

ToughToph: Oh! Cat fight!

SwordSkillz: Toph...

ToughToph: Sorry...

THECircusFreak: Yes I have a problem!

KyoshiWarrior: I always thought so

THECircusFreak: Not like that!

ToughToph: Fight! Fight! Fight!

SwordSkillz: Toph!

ToughToph: Okay...

KyoshiWarrior: As I was saying, I can't belive you, Sokka!

SwordSkillz: What?

KyoshiWarrior: Don't play dumb!

THECircusFreak: Ha, see? He likes me better!

ToughToph: Ya but, he likes me best!

KyoshiWarrior: What? Since when were you a part of this?

ToughToph: Since I first met him

KyoshiWarrior: ...

BlueFire: Nice

JasmineTeaRox: Now, Sokka. Why did you agree with Ty Lu?

THECircusFreak:Ty Lee

JasmineTeaRox: Right

SwordSkillz: Dunno

ToughToph: That's it?

BlueFire: He's not very good at this stuff...

ToughToph: I can see that

SwordSkillz: :P

BlueFire: Ya, that's real mature

ToughToph: So is your attitude

BlueFire: You just really love getting into arguments, don't you?

ToughToph: Yes

BlueFire: Whatever. I'm gonna go embarrass Zuko now

THECircusFreak: How?

BlueFire: -shrugs- I'll come up with something

BlueFire has logged off :(

JasmineTeaRox: So Sokka, have anything else to say?

SwordSkillz: Um, no?

ToughToph: UGH

KyoshiWarrior: May I say something?

JasmineTeaRox: Yes

KyoshiWarrior: Okay, so who are you siding on this?

SwordSkillz: Uh...I knew you'd ask this sooner or later.

THECircusFreak: And your answer is me?

SwordSkillz: Well...no

KyoshiWarrior: Then it's me?

SwordSkillz: Just let me finish!

SwordSkillz: Now, I'm siding with Toph because she's the only one who hasn't bugged the -- out of me yet

ToughToph: Yay!

SwordSkillz: But that's just taking sides. Suki is my girlfriend, and I'm not the cheating type.

KyoshiWarrior: Yes!

SwordSkillz: And Ty Lee is nice and all, but we can only be friends. Good/close friends though

THECircusFreak: Works for me :D

SwordSkillz: Phew! That's good

JasmineTeaRox: Well, I guess I'm done here

THECircusFreak: Yup. Thanks!

THECircusFreak has logged off :(

ToughToph: Ya...I'm gonna go...

ToughToph has logged off :(

JasmineTeaRox: Ya, I did pretty good, didn't I?

KyoshiWarrior: Yup

JasmineTeaRox: I should open my own buisness

SwordSkillz: Uh, sure

JasmineTeaRox: I'll call it...Iroh's Counseling

KyowshiWarrior: You do that...

JasmineTeaRox: Iroh's...Help?

KyoshiWarrior and SwordSkillz have logged off :(

JasmineTeaRox: Iroh's...Problem Solving...no...

JasmineTeaRox: Iroh's Psycology...ya- that sounds medical and stuff!

JasmineTeaRox: Yeah, Iroh's Psycology.

JasmineTeaRox: Hello?

JasmineTeaRox: ...

JasmineTeaRox: I guess everyone left...okay

JasmineTeaRox has logged off :(

IM has turned OFF


Well yeah, chapter 3...it basically solves everyone's "problems" from last chapter. More humor and stuff next chapter! Ursa and Ozai star in the next chapter as well XD.

-Black5Belt